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This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.

 
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This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.

As a shepherd seeketh out his flock in the day that he is among his sheep that are scattered; so will I seek out my sheep, and will deliver them out of all places where they have been scattered in the cloudy and dark day.
Ezekiel 34:12

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SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain
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To where?

Besides that Jesus is going to dissolve the entire universe once this is played out.
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation?
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
No link to info op?
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
just like the last 800 times the world was supposed to end on GLP and the rest of conspiranetz
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
to above post. my sentiments exactly. what about all the other stuff meant to happen? I guess the bible was wrong if nibiru is just about to destroy the earth.
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth.

Do you know how stupid that sounds OP??
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth.

Do you know how stupid that sounds OP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72788058


I agree....why must they refer to it as a DWARF?
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth.

Do you know how stupid that sounds OP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72788058


And why is that not possible? Ever wondered why everything in the world is ramping up lately? Lying NASA told us about twenty years ago that their was no other life on any other planet. No water on any other planet. And now, they're leaking information on a whole bunch of other planets that have been discovered. Looked at the sky lately? Looks weird doesn't it?

connect the dots ...
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Epic doom like that never happens. Doom always comes slowly in small increments.
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Fear mongering false prophet
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth.

Do you know how stupid that sounds OP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72788058



Bout as stupid as "Magic Sky Daddy Gonna SaveUs" ....for 10% of your paycheck every week he'll save you too.

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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
Epic doom like that never happens. Doom always comes slowly in small increments.
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well, it does. I wouldn't describe it as "epic" because people lose their lifes so i respect that but huge doom can happen within 1 day for example.
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth.

Do you know how stupid that sounds OP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72788058


And why is that not possible? Ever wondered why everything in the world is ramping up lately? Lying NASA told us about twenty years ago that their was no other life on any other planet. No water on any other planet. And now, they're leaking information on a whole bunch of other planets that have been discovered. Looked at the sky lately? Looks weird doesn't it?

connect the dots ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71657155


Use your brain if you have one!
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


You lost me at Jesus Christ. Just another religitard.
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there is a stiff penalty to pay for false prostheletyzing...
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Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth.
Epic doom like that never happens. Doom always comes slowly in small increments.
 Quoting: GLP Effect


well, it does. I wouldn't describe it as "epic" because people lose their lifes so i respect that but huge doom can happen within 1 day for example.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71626364


By epic I meant it's massive in scale.
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Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation?
 Quoting: Child Of Satan


The image of the beast is the will of Satan
The mark of the beast is demons
The number of the beast is any number of spirits
The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ
The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers.
The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast
I am the angel that proclaims the gospel
The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016
The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru"
The locusts of the pit are the demons
The seals and trumpets are signs all around us
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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So a sunburned midget actor is going to be the end of us?

Figures, never trusted those little guys.
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I will need to consult EAT first, s'cuse me
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Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation?
 Quoting: Child Of Satan


The image of the beast is the will of Satan
The mark of the beast is demons
The number of the beast is any number of spirits
The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ
The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers.
The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast
I am the angel that proclaims the gospel
The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016
The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru"
The locusts of the pit are the demons
The seals and trumpets are signs all around us
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


you will meet your maker, and he doesn't take kindly to false prostheletyzing. you better be sure enough that you're prepared to pay the penalty with your life.
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Mentally retard Catholic are dangerous to mankind.

Lock them all up to death like they did to Galileo Galilie.

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As if you wouldn't see a red dwarf coming.. This thread is BS
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RDLM!!!
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Aren't red dwarves only visible using thermal imagery? Hence, no, you won't see it till it's practically on the doorstep.
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Revelation 14:6King James Version (KJV)

6 And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,

Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation?
 Quoting: Child Of Satan


The image of the beast is the will of Satan
The mark of the beast is demons
The number of the beast is any number of spirits
The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ
The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers.
The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast
I am the angel that proclaims the gospel
The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016
The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru"
The locusts of the pit are the demons
The seals and trumpets are signs all around us
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So you, as the angel, are teaching the gospel to the entire world?
Thank You, Jesus Christ!  (OP)

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Revelation 14:6King James Version (KJV)

6 And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,

Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation?
 Quoting: Child Of Satan


The image of the beast is the will of Satan
The mark of the beast is demons
The number of the beast is any number of spirits
The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ
The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers.
The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast
I am the angel that proclaims the gospel
The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016
The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru"
The locusts of the pit are the demons
The seals and trumpets are signs all around us
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


So you, as the angel, are teaching the gospel to the entire world?
 Quoting: Child Of Satan


He is in me, he is the Angel and Spirit of the Lord that proclaims the gospel. I proclaim the gospel. Jesus told me that I am the angel who he appointed to mark people with the mark of the Lord. I am not alone in this task.
SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!!
Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning.
Thank you Jesus! Amen!
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This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.

As a shepherd seeketh out his flock in the day that he is among his sheep that are scattered; so will I seek out my sheep, and will deliver them out of all places where they have been scattered in the cloudy and dark day.
Ezekiel 34:12
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!

Tell me, Do you obey God's Law?

Yes? No? Answer.
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This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life.

Jesus Christ can prolong your life.

You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points:

You have broken the law of God
You know what is right from wrong
In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good
You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong
You don't ever want to do wrong ever again
You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong
You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61044991


To where?

Besides that Jesus is going to dissolve the entire universe once this is played out.
 Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ!


You silly nutters crack me up.





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