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Anonymous Coward User ID: 61044991 United States 09/03/2016 05:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain |
Thank You, Jesus Christ!
(OP) User ID: 72709226 United States 09/03/2016 05:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain To where? Besides that Jesus is going to dissolve the entire universe once this is played out. SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!! Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning. Thank you Jesus! Amen! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72788058 Netherlands 09/03/2016 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth. Do you know how stupid that sounds OP?? |
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thepatrioticgirl
User ID: 72893581 United States 09/03/2016 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth. Do you know how stupid that sounds OP?? I agree....why must they refer to it as a DWARF? It's all fun & games until the Dogman stands up Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit! What a ride!" In times of trouble, I ask myself, "What would Sarah Conner do?" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71657155 United Kingdom 09/03/2016 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth. Do you know how stupid that sounds OP?? And why is that not possible? Ever wondered why everything in the world is ramping up lately? Lying NASA told us about twenty years ago that their was no other life on any other planet. No water on any other planet. And now, they're leaking information on a whole bunch of other planets that have been discovered. Looked at the sky lately? Looks weird doesn't it? connect the dots ... |
GLP Effect
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72901157 United States 09/03/2016 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth. Do you know how stupid that sounds OP?? Bout as stupid as "Magic Sky Daddy Gonna SaveUs" ....for 10% of your paycheck every week he'll save you too. . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72788058 Netherlands 09/03/2016 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. So A red dwarf STAR collide with earth. Do you know how stupid that sounds OP?? And why is that not possible? Ever wondered why everything in the world is ramping up lately? Lying NASA told us about twenty years ago that their was no other life on any other planet. No water on any other planet. And now, they're leaking information on a whole bunch of other planets that have been discovered. Looked at the sky lately? Looks weird doesn't it? connect the dots ... Use your brain if you have one! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72322064 United States 09/03/2016 06:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. You lost me at Jesus Christ. Just another religitard. |
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GLP Effect
User ID: 72894928 United States 09/03/2016 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. Epic doom like that never happens. Doom always comes slowly in small increments. Quoting: GLP Effect well, it does. I wouldn't describe it as "epic" because people lose their lifes so i respect that but huge doom can happen within 1 day for example. By epic I meant it's massive in scale. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
Thank You, Jesus Christ!
(OP) User ID: 72709226 United States 09/03/2016 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation? Quoting: Child Of Satan The image of the beast is the will of Satan The mark of the beast is demons The number of the beast is any number of spirits The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers. The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast I am the angel that proclaims the gospel The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016 The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru" The locusts of the pit are the demons The seals and trumpets are signs all around us SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!! Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning. Thank you Jesus! Amen! |
Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 09/03/2016 07:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. So a sunburned midget actor is going to be the end of us? Figures, never trusted those little guys. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71286340 United States 09/03/2016 07:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation? Quoting: Child Of Satan The image of the beast is the will of Satan The mark of the beast is demons The number of the beast is any number of spirits The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers. The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast I am the angel that proclaims the gospel The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016 The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru" The locusts of the pit are the demons The seals and trumpets are signs all around us you will meet your maker, and he doesn't take kindly to false prostheletyzing. you better be sure enough that you're prepared to pay the penalty with your life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71981011 United States 09/03/2016 08:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. Revelation 14:6King James Version (KJV) 6 And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people, Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation? Quoting: Child Of Satan The image of the beast is the will of Satan The mark of the beast is demons The number of the beast is any number of spirits The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers. The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast I am the angel that proclaims the gospel The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016 The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru" The locusts of the pit are the demons The seals and trumpets are signs all around us So you, as the angel, are teaching the gospel to the entire world? |
Thank You, Jesus Christ!
(OP) User ID: 72385927 United States 09/03/2016 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. Revelation 14:6King James Version (KJV) Quoting: Child Of Satan 6 And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people, Where's the beasts image, mark, number, and name? Where are all the saints defeated by the beast? Where is the whole world that worships the beast? Where is the angel that proclaims the gospel? Where is the fall of Babylon the whore? Where is the abomination of desolation? Where are the locust of the pit? Where are the seals and trumpets of Revelation? Quoting: Child Of Satan The image of the beast is the will of Satan The mark of the beast is demons The number of the beast is any number of spirits The name of the beast is not Jesus Christ The defeated saints are the worldly, organized religious believers. The whole world lusts after the lies of the beast I am the angel that proclaims the gospel The fall of Babylon is on October 8, 2016 The abomination of desolation is the red dwarf star also called "Nibiru" The locusts of the pit are the demons The seals and trumpets are signs all around us So you, as the angel, are teaching the gospel to the entire world? He is in me, he is the Angel and Spirit of the Lord that proclaims the gospel. I proclaim the gospel. Jesus told me that I am the angel who he appointed to mark people with the mark of the Lord. I am not alone in this task. SALVATION IS ONLY 1 PRAYER AWAY!! Lord Jesus I am a sinner. Please forgive me of all of my sins and fill me with your Holy Spirit and help me stop all sinning. Thank you Jesus! Amen! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46995616 United States 09/03/2016 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. As a shepherd seeketh out his flock in the day that he is among his sheep that are scattered; so will I seek out my sheep, and will deliver them out of all places where they have been scattered in the cloudy and dark day. Ezekiel 34:12 Tell me, Do you obey God's Law? Yes? No? Answer. |
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User ID: 71210977 United States 09/03/2016 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: This month MOST of you GLPers are going to wake up to the fact a red dwarf star is about to collide with earth. This is it, the end of the world, we made it, but don't panic because that won't prolong your life. Quoting: Thank You, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ can prolong your life. You NEED to have faith (certain belief) and speak to the Lord Jesus and cover these points: You have broken the law of God You know what is right from wrong In your heart of hearts you want to do right always and be good You want forgiveness for all the times you did wrong You don't ever want to do wrong ever again You are willing to stop doing anything you might actively be doing that's wrong You want the Spirit of God, Jesus Christ, to come to you and enter into your heart and soul. Some of us will vacate on spaceships. Sadly the majority will remain To where? Besides that Jesus is going to dissolve the entire universe once this is played out. You silly nutters crack me up. |