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Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?

 
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Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
Last night I was at a karaoke bar, and the karaoke host called me out to put a song in (she didn't know me - she was just cold calling the crowd for singers).

I walked over to her and asked her if she had the song Whole Lotta Rosie by AC DC. She did, and I sand it.

The karaoke host was kind of a plump chick, and there were plump chicks in the bar. Through my song, the karaoke host was kind of scowling and shaking her head..like, "no".

What did I do wrong?
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You're tone deaf.
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09/29/2016 07:40 PM
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Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone


Maybe they didn't appreciate the words flower

Next time sing this one:

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You're tone deaf.
 Quoting: Vala


I usually sing at bigger bars where loud rock songs are normal. I think I scared this little venue's peeps. lol
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Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone


Maybe they didn't appreciate the words flower

Next time sing this one:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yep - after the fact I thought...hell maybe these fat chicks just didn't like my selection. You learn something every time you sing karaoke.
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You're tone deaf.
 Quoting: Vala


I usually sing at bigger bars where loud rock songs are normal. I think I scared this little venue's peeps. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


chuckle

Karaoke is supposed to be fun though. She doesn't seem like a good host. Don't mind her but next time, maybe go with the flow :)))
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You're tone deaf.
 Quoting: Vala


I usually sing at bigger bars where loud rock songs are normal. I think I scared this little venue's peeps. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


chuckle

Karaoke is supposed to be fun though. She doesn't seem like a good host. Don't mind her but next time, maybe go with the flow :)))
 Quoting: Vala


Yeah, it's good to choose the material based on the audience. However, guys earlier than me did multiple rap songs with "fuck police" "nigA" and "fag" lyrics in it.

This chick probably didn't like the fat woman references in my song selection. And she was too young to know it is a classic rock song.
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You're tone deaf.
 Quoting: Vala


I usually sing at bigger bars where loud rock songs are normal. I think I scared this little venue's peeps. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


chuckle

Karaoke is supposed to be fun though. She doesn't seem like a good host. Don't mind her but next time, maybe go with the flow :)))
 Quoting: Vala


Yeah, it's good to choose the material based on the audience. However, guys earlier than me did multiple rap songs with "fuck police" "nigA" and "fag" lyrics in it.

This chick probably didn't like the fat woman references in my song selection. And she was too young to know it is a classic rock song.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


Ah sorry, I don't know the song. Don't dwell on it though, it'll drive you to the bizarre :)))
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Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone


Maybe they didn't appreciate the words flower

Next time sing this one:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yep - after the fact I thought...hell maybe these chubby chicks just didn't like my selection. You learn something every time you sing karaoke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679



I'd never have the guts to sing karaoke. It might go something like this:

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You're Not drunk enough
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I sing at open mic and sing with my friend who plays guitar, but I'm not comfortable with karaoke.

There's too much pressure to sound like the track, rather than to sing the song itself, IMO.
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You're Not drunk enough
 Quoting: Astral Goat


chuckle

That's the trick to it :)))
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I sing at open mic and sing with my friend who plays guitar, but I'm not comfortable with karaoke.

There's too much pressure to sound like the track, rather than to sing the song itself, IMO.
 Quoting: jennilicious


very wise
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Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone


Maybe they didn't appreciate the words flower

Next time sing this one:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yep - after the fact I thought...hell maybe these chubby chicks just didn't like my selection. You learn something every time you sing karaoke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679



I'd never have the guts to sing karaoke. It might go something like this:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yeah, I rarely see anyone perform this badly, - in fact maybe never. You just have to know that you know the song, and can do it, before you agree to get up there.
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09/29/2016 08:09 PM
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Re: Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
You're Not drunk enough
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Oh I was half lit, Goat. I never do it unless I've had at least one beer, usually two. And three beers for me is quite drunk. One too many drinks, and your singing goes to SHIT. I've seen super talented singers get up on stage, too drunk, and sound like shit when normally they are great. So my formula is to sing after about 1 1/2 beers being drunk.
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Re: Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
I sing at open mic and sing with my friend who plays guitar, but I'm not comfortable with karaoke.

There's too much pressure to sound like the track, rather than to sing the song itself, IMO.
 Quoting: jennilicious


Open Mike! That is my next goal - to go to open mikes and perform original songs with guitar. Karaoke is good for getting used to being on stage, and stage prsence, getting used to communicating with the crowd.

If you have any advices or ideas about open mike and are still in this thread, please post them here.
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Karaoke is just for fun...fuck what people think. These karaoke cliques can eat dick. Laugh at them as they go back to cleaning McDonald's toilets during the day.
 Quoting: Chip


WORD! This is what I needed to hear.

THX
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Re: Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
This is the song I sang that annoyed the fat chicks:

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I'll do this one next time. Maybe the fat chicks will like me:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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This is the song I sang that annoyed the fat chicks:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

I'll do this one next time. Maybe the fat chicks will like me:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


Want the fat chicks? Carry around some twinkies and a bag of bacon.
 Quoting: Chip




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This is the song I sang that annoyed the fat chicks:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

I'll do this one next time. Maybe the fat chicks will like me:

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679


Want the fat chicks? Carry around some twinkies and a bag of bacon.
 Quoting: Chip


HAHAHAHAHAAA1
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09/29/2016 08:26 PM
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You suffer from Elaine Syndrome.



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Re: Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone


Maybe they didn't appreciate the words flower

Next time sing this one:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yep - after the fact I thought...hell maybe these chubby chicks just didn't like my selection. You learn something every time you sing karaoke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679



I'd never have the guts to sing karaoke. It might go something like this:


 Quoting: Sloane


Yeah, I rarely see anyone perform this badly, - in fact maybe never. You just have to know that you know the song, and can do it, before you agree to get up there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73087679



I did love how she was able to win over the crowd with her spirit :) But maybe that would only happen in the movies.
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Re: Everytime I sing karaoke, I do something wrong - Why?
THIS is my favorite karaoke nightmare video:






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