I'm a beta male, millenial. Ask me a question about my beard or my tattoos

grow up

Do you wear one of those fucking ridiculous looking dwarf hats that looks like it is filled with baby poop that makes you push your head forward & down like you are all stooped over? I hate those fucking things. Whoever is telling you that those things and skinny jeans make you look good is lying to you!

Fag

what kind of beard shampoo do you use to get your boyfriends splooge out of it?

You must be from Portland.

Strangely enough, I'm boarding a plane for Portland right now.

I use organic, and cruelty free Kale oil for my beard.

I order it off of Birch Box.

You think that says something about you don't you? LOL

They look like the tip of a used condom.

So called tribal tattoos are problematic, because they represent loathsome cultural appropriation, similarly a white boy with dreadlocks is almost as horrendous as Donald Trump sporting his KKK garments, for same reason -- True or False?

Good for you, what's your point?

Man bun?

Ha! You're right! Never thought of that...LOL. I always call them Gimli if I am around them. As in "excuse me Gimli". LOL

It's more weird you guys make role play threads like this to talk with the other 5 people still here than if you really were a man bun millennial

you are not a male, you are lesser species know as pussy

Very true

I'm working on a man bun right now.

Eat shit

Dam bro! Mine is jjst feathers around a radiant sun.. same place though. Its sick

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You're just as bad as the redneck boomers on this site