Whose Job Do You Think It Was To Photoshop Trump’s Hand To Make It Look Bigger?

People on the internet are talkin’, talkin’ ’bout people, talking’ bout how it looks as though Donald Trump maybe photoshopped his hands to make them look bigger. Because, hey, they sure do look a heck of a lot bigger in his picture than in the original Getty Images photo! Here is a GIF that makes the difference even clearer.

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Although Trump has demonstrated repeatedly that he is adept at using the Twitter machine, I do not believe that he is getting it together to photoshop his own hands. This leads me to believe that it was obviously the work of someone else. Someone whose actual job it was to secretly replace Trump’s hands with alternative hands that were much larger. Someone who was perhaps working on something else when their boss walked in and was like “Can you put that on hold for a minute? I’m gonna need you to make Trump’s hands look bigger in this photo!”


And how weird was it later, when that person was asked “So how was your day today, honey?” and they had to be like “Oh fine, did some work, photoshopped the president’s hands to make them look bigger.” Did this come from Trump? Or from someone who was thinking that if he saw the picture and his hands looked tiny, he would have a tantrum! Oh! Or maybe it is their whole job and they are the Official White House Hand Biggener? Like, they sit around all day waiting for pictures of Trump’s hands to come in so they can photoshop them? Maybe? Who knows! It is a mystery!