Beyonce Just Announced She Is Pregnant With Twins

I hope she doesn't eat them.

One is probably Obama's

Fucking stoopid cunt.

Fuck her and her so-called man.

Ewww..more ugly kids with JayZ's face. Poor things.

Wow there goes her figure,

Wonder where it is going to buy the kids from.....

Is she actually going to carry this time?

She better blow up like a sea whale this time around, and not look like someone who has been hitting the drive-thru a few too often pregnant.

Great...2 more monkey's that the world did not need....stupid whore should be sterilized for the shit she has pulled

if you really want disgusting check out huffpoo article on this, says beyonce is americas closest thing to a queen

Moloch pizza?

From Beyonce to BeyTwice?

Hose A and Hose B ?

Please, George Clooney is clearly Americas Queen....

And no one gave a shit.

It should have been announced on the $25,000 Pyramid as a clue.

Presenter "Why is Whoopi ugly"
Receiver "ummm."
Presenter "Is my toenail too long"
Receiver "ahhh"
Presenter "Why are snails slow"
Receiver "OH!! THINGS I CARE MORE ABOUT THAN BEYONCE BEING PREGNANT!!!!"

Who the fuck cares about those ghetto parasites?

One will be black and the other will be white.

Yes, I replied to this thread just to say:

I just gagged

Sometimes I wonder if celebrities are real people

Ugh.. practicing satanist blessed with God's gift.... babies. makes me sick.

Right..??

This is GLP...do we care about this?

This only solidifies the theory that she used a surrogate for her last "pregnancy". The photo of her naked stomach . And isn't it funny how in a day where it is fashionable to pose showing your naked baby bump ( Demi Moore)on the cover of the hippest celebrity mag . Bouncy did not do this . Her recent photo of her baby bump reminds me of the propaganda surrounding the Williams sisters. A PR stunt to highlight their manly beauty because so no one believes it. This time Bouncy is pregnant and she will be fat forever ha!

BRIEF is going to be so happy at the news that 2 more people of color will soon be born!HALLELUJA!!!!!!!

DAMN...that's gonna make for some outrageous on stage outfits for that one....

I wonder if she even knows who Da' Baby Daddy is?

Isis and Osirus, as predicted.