Here are some good questions to ask when going to heaven...

Does money exist in heaven? Do they use MONEY there?

Do we wipe our ass in heaven when we use the bathroom? Is there golden toilet paper to wipe our ass on when we use the bathroom? Does our shit stink at all?

Do we all just float around in the sky being happy all the time with no worries and problems?

When we use the bathroom in heaven and take a dump, does it stink?

Do we take a shower in heaven or not? Do we not stink if we don't take a shower?

Are there rich people in heaven, or we area all equal value?

Are we all truely happy in heaven or does some of us get pissed off at something?

I can't picture a world where everyone is just happy 24 hours a day every day of the year... Surely someone has to be pissed off about something...

Do we eat food in heaven and choose what we want to eat?

Are there any emotions in heaven such as sadness, sorrow, depression, grief, loneliness, etc. Are there any emotions in heaven?

Living in a perfect world would get depressing at some point, don't you think?

Do we wear clothes in heaven, or we all naked?

Do we have to work for a living in heaven, or is everything provided for us freely?


What about emotions, do we have emotions in heaven and feelings?

Do we get sick in heaven or tired or depressed?

Are there sexual desires in heaven? Do we have any sexual feelings at all torward anyone?



Some good damn qustions to ask...Does anyone have the answers?