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Questions to ask when you go to heaven....

 
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Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Here are some good questions to ask when going to heaven...

Does money exist in heaven? Do they use MONEY there?

Do we wipe our ass in heaven when we use the bathroom? Is there golden toilet paper to wipe our ass on when we use the bathroom? Does our shit stink at all?

Do we all just float around in the sky being happy all the time with no worries and problems?

When we use the bathroom in heaven and take a dump, does it stink?

Do we take a shower in heaven or not? Do we not stink if we don't take a shower?

Are there rich people in heaven, or we area all equal value?

Are we all truely happy in heaven or does some of us get pissed off at something?

I can't picture a world where everyone is just happy 24 hours a day every day of the year... Surely someone has to be pissed off about something...

Do we eat food in heaven and choose what we want to eat?

Are there any emotions in heaven such as sadness, sorrow, depression, grief, loneliness, etc. Are there any emotions in heaven?

Living in a perfect world would get depressing at some point, don't you think?

Do we wear clothes in heaven, or we all naked?

Do we have to work for a living in heaven, or is everything provided for us freely?


What about emotions, do we have emotions in heaven and feelings?

Do we get sick in heaven or tired or depressed?

Are there sexual desires in heaven? Do we have any sexual feelings at all torward anyone?



Some good damn qustions to ask...Does anyone have the answers?
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03/17/2017 10:17 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
No poop in heaven, I feel pretty sure about that.
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Yup, heaven isnt what you think
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03/17/2017 10:18 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Is the wine fine?

Can I have just one virgin? I'm American...

How is the fishing?
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03/17/2017 10:33 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
How about drinks, can we have whiskey and good drinks, or is that illegal?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Is it in America?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
What will our mansions look like in heaven, do we all get a 20 bedroom home with 20 luxury sports cars, and a golf course, bowling alley, and other luxury items to call our own?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Do we watch TV and movies in heaven?

Is there entertainment in heaven, or do we all just float around being happy?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Did I make a difference in someones life?
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03/17/2017 10:37 PM
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Are there sexual relationships in heaven, or is that banned?
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03/17/2017 10:39 PM
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Do we work in heaven for a living or is there any jobs?, or do we not have to work at a job and just float around being happy all the time?
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03/17/2017 10:41 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
How about FOOD? Do we eat in heaven or not?
I sure would miss FOOD and eating and enjoying the taste of a nice steak with A1 steak sauce on it!
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03/17/2017 10:42 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
5*

Great idea for a thread.

Hmmm. Do all dogs go to heaven? Even pitbulls?

Can someone answer please so I can decide if I want to go there?

If there are pitbulls, count me out and I better hurry here with debauchery!
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Do we work in heaven for a living or is there any jobs?, or do we not have to work at a job and just float around being happy all the time?
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Yes, we are suppose to be co-creators with God.

Kinda cool, huh?

I plan to twist wind.
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
How many marihuannas per day can I inject?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Do we enjoy the things that we enjoyed on earth in heaven, such as football, basketball, other sports, visiting the ocean, etc?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
You'd be told to SHUT UP and stay in line.
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Do we wear clothes in heaven? Do we shop and get new stuff?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Do we get to travel, like a cruise to hell for entertainment?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
How about entertainment, what do we do for fun?
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03/17/2017 10:51 PM
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
I guess there would be no need for guns or weapons in heaven...No one would be wanting to harm one another if we are all living in perfect peace and harmony every day...

tounge
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
How about entertainment, what do we do for fun?
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We take a cruise to hell and maybe enjoy seeing the torment of Kissinger, Clinton, pedophiles, etc.
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
I will bet christians will not have an answer to any of these questions at all.
Jesus tha OG

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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Your not getting into heaven with questions like those.
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Fm the wife 30+ years ago:

Why ticks!?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
OP has no clue about God's Kingdom, what a bunch of asinine questions. Go read your Bible if you really want to know more.
Jesus tha OG

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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
Read your bible.
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Jesus tha OG

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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
OP has no clue about God's Kingdom, what a bunch of asinine questions. Go read your Bible if you really want to know more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43557374


OP has no clue about God's Kingdom, what a bunch of asinine questions. Go read your Bible if you really want to know more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43557374

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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
If you really want to know before you go, read this book
Life in the World Unseen

“Life in the World Unseen” gives an extensive account of what happens after physical death. This is the first of five books received through the mediumship of Anthony Borgia, who was a friend of the spirit author, Monsignor Robert Hugh Benson. While living on earth, Monsignor Benson was the son of a former Bishop of Canterbury.

The book brings beautiful spirit communications that strongly support the cause & effect relationship that exists between living on earth and living in the afterlife.

Because the Monsignor was a friend of the medium, Anthony Borgia, his messages are told in the first person, as one who now resides in the spirit world.

The spirit, Monsignor Robert Hugh Benson, delightfully shows us, with both humour and compassion, how many of our preconceived notions of ‘the next life’ are substantially incorrect.

One of this spirit’s great regrets from his earth life was that he too added to the general misconceptions of the afterlive by his own earthly writing, “The Necromancers”, a book which dealt with the subject of spirit return, but which gave a distorted view of the facts.

Life in the World Unseen has enabled the Monsignor to redress his wrongs.

On passing to the spirit world, every person, regardless of color or creed, will find themselves the inheritors of precisely the spiritual home to which their earthly lives have befitted them. “Whatever a man sows, that shall he reap”, and the spirit world is the land of the great harvest, the seeds of which were sown upon the earth, giving this phrase its full and just application.

Those who find themselves in the bleak and meagre surroundings of the dark realms have only themselves to reproach, for what they see about them is an outward expression of the current state of their spiritual progression. Just as the beauties of the light realms are created and upheld by theirs inhabitants, so have the conditions of the dark realms been brought about: beauty of deed and thought can produce nothing but beauty. But there is hope in that life in the spirit worlds is an eternity of progression, if the sould so chooses.

[link to spiritcommunications.net]
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
What god do we pray to when we go to heaven? Is there a savior in heaven? Do we read the bible and worship another god waiting for them to return? Is there churches in heaven we go to worship?
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Re: Questions to ask when you go to heaven....
OP has no clue about God's Kingdom, what a bunch of asinine questions. Go read your Bible if you really want to know more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43557374


OP has no clue about God's Kingdom, what a bunch of asinine questions. Go read your Bible if you really want to know more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43557374

 Quoting: Jesus tha OG


I have read the bible, and none of my questions have been answered yet... What do we do once we get to heaven? Just float around on a cloud all day every day of the year and be happy?





GLP