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Mountain Lion stalking my kids school - what can I feed it to make it happy?

 
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Parents-pick up walkers; students escorted bus by bus after Mt. Lion seen near Yung ES. Police there for safety.



At about 4 p.m. Friday, Prince William County Public Schools said that a mountain lion was seen near Chris Yung Elementary School in Bristow. Students were being escorted to buses, a tweet said, and parents were asked to pick up children who walk home. Dismissal from the school was delayed.
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06/10/2017 07:26 AM
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Feed it lead
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06/10/2017 07:26 AM
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06/10/2017 07:31 AM
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Feed? If it's stalking kids it needs a gun to the head. End of discussion
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06/10/2017 07:32 AM
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I didn't know mountain lions would eat pure shit.
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06/10/2017 07:35 AM
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Re: Mountain Lion stalking my kids school - what can I feed it to make it happy?
I would feed it some hamburger meat rolled i temec.
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06/10/2017 07:37 AM

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Kids?
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I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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06/10/2017 07:39 AM
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Hillary Clinton
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06/10/2017 07:39 AM
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Sorry Temik, it kills anything big enough to die.
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06/10/2017 07:45 AM
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Feed it and it will keep coming by for the free meal...
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what kind of idiot posted this?
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I would feed it some hamburger meat rolled i temec.
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I dont want to kill it
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06/10/2017 07:46 AM
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Sorry Temik, it kills anything big enough to die.
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What the hell man? Dude this is so dangerous, what if someones dog or cat ate it?
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06/10/2017 07:48 AM
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Parents-pick up walkers; students escorted bus by bus after Mt. Lion seen near Yung ES. Police there for safety.



At about 4 p.m. Friday, Prince William County Public Schools said that a mountain lion was seen near Chris Yung Elementary School in Bristow. Students were being escorted to buses, a tweet said, and parents were asked to pick up children who walk home. Dismissal from the school was delayed.
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are you really this fucking stupid?? you wonder what to feed a wild lion???
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06/10/2017 10:56 AM
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wow , an unshot animal in america .
take cover .
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06/10/2017 10:57 AM
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nothing, you relocate with professionals
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06/10/2017 11:05 AM
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Parents-pick up walkers; students escorted bus by bus after Mt. Lion seen near Yung ES. Police there for safety.



At about 4 p.m. Friday, Prince William County Public Schools said that a mountain lion was seen near Chris Yung Elementary School in Bristow. Students were being escorted to buses, a tweet said, and parents were asked to pick up children who walk home. Dismissal from the school was delayed.
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Blondes
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A nice serving of lead would make it feel wonderful.
The world just might end with me
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06/10/2017 11:10 AM
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Your kid.
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06/10/2017 11:30 AM
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NAGGER Kids?
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FTFY
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06/10/2017 11:52 AM
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nothing, you relocate with professionals
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relocate the enc[ock]roaching humans.
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06/10/2017 11:55 AM
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Re: Mountain Lion stalking my kids school - what can I feed it to make it happy?
You could feed it Hillary Clinton, but the animal would probably turn its nose up at the though at having to 'eat' her. Better suggestion would be to go to what they used to use in the old west. Break out the old 30 30.
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Re: Mountain Lion stalking my kids school - what can I feed it to make it happy?
start with the fat kids

this serves two practical purposes

it makes the cats full

and b it discourages obesity
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06/10/2017 12:02 PM
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Yes I vote fat kids
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06/10/2017 12:14 PM
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start with the fat kids

this serves two practical purposes

it makes the cats full

and b it discourages obesity
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12836192


That kind of diet isn't healthy for the mountain lion, but if we mix it up with the sickly and the other ones who run slowly then it will have low-fat options if it chooses.
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06/10/2017 12:27 PM

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State should offer one lion tag for this lion only and puta price tag of $10,000 It would sell and the lion be removed this week. Why is school still in session? It's summertime.
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Loud obnoxious neighbors
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Kids?
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This.
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06/10/2017 12:44 PM
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Re: Mountain Lion stalking my kids school - what can I feed it to make it happy?
Dont feed wildlife. Leave it alone. Let it hunt. Its Natures way.





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