Me and my billy bad ass biker buddies are offering all inclusive road trip deals

Eh, do it anyway. Great way to show you don't give a fuck.

And you'll have a chance to scorch the odd troll.

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...and they're here!

It's like magic.

Trying to make your buddy blow a load?

It's like a dream come true.

OK, here's the deal. An opportunity for an all inclusive, personally guided, road trip to anywhere in the Midwest(Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Nebraska, South Dakota, and Arkansas). All meals and lodging prearranged, and a chance to take a real, big mile road trip on a motorcycle with a seasoned veteran to lead the way. We will not miss a single titty bar, nor tattoo parlor, along the route that YOU choose to take to your destination. Every other hour, we will schedule a stop at a really nice liquor store in order to keep us refreshed, and ready for the challenges we will face next. Fees are contingent on your destination, how much you eat, how drunk you want to get, how many tattoos you want, the price of gas, the price of Obamacare, the price of tea in China, the price of a couple of blowjobs for me along the way, and, above all, the price of a GLP subscription paid up for 30 years. Waiting for participants. Go.

Last Edited by last one on 07/12/2017 08:02 PM

I've got a kickass stereo on my bike. I'll play this shit, and shit like it, for you. Up to a distance of 900 miles. Then, I'll play what I want to listen to. You'll think you're in some sort of a B grade movie, only just a little better.

He's laid up for a few days after his visit to your mom's house. He thinks it may be the clap.(?)

Last Edited by last one on 07/12/2017 08:11 PM

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Thought maybe a cat video would bring out all the freaks. Guess not.

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Im sorry im not interested in going to the Blue Oyster Bar

Ya fuckin' crackhead, who said anything about oysters?

I'd go but the goddamn back brake is a shifter. It's confusing as fuck & I'll be complaining about it the whole time. So ya strap meh bicycle like a sidecar to ur bike & it might work.


Can we do meth off of titty dancers boobs!?! Then get some whisky bottles to chuck at cops that piss me off!?!

A resounding "no" to your whole distorted plan. Weirdos need not apply for the all inclusive trip.

Last Edited by last one on 07/12/2017 09:05 PM

Well isn't this you are your buddies hanging out?

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