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ChrisVet
User ID: 75817322 Canada 11/17/2017 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men are constantly complaining about how women don't put in effort, women don't do this, don't do that. Blah blah blah. Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie So explain to me this. If you come home and your wife has obviously gone through a great deal of trouble to look good for you, the house is clean, she's sending obvious signals, why the fuck would you just ignore all that and go shoot pool? You want effort, we give it, and you go out anyways?! What's the fucking point?? Ugh. This is why effort is overrated. Now excuse me while I order a pizza and drink my wine. Lol. And no I don't give a shit that this is a conspiracy forum and not the place for this. I can't bitch on FB because everybody runs to tattle, because apparently men also gossip like bitches to boot. You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck. Real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. The truth is you want what you can't have. Its why I regularly instruct fellow men to keep their hobbies and put their foot down every few days to do their own thing. Last Edited by ChrisVet on 11/17/2017 10:45 PM "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
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ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men are constantly complaining about how women don't put in effort, women don't do this, don't do that. Blah blah blah. Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie So explain to me this. If you come home and your wife has obviously gone through a great deal of trouble to look good for you, the house is clean, she's sending obvious signals, why the fuck would you just ignore all that and go shoot pool? You want effort, we give it, and you go out anyways?! What's the fucking point?? Ugh. This is why effort is overrated. Now excuse me while I order a pizza and drink my wine. Lol. And no I don't give a shit that this is a conspiracy forum and not the place for this. I can't bitch on FB because everybody runs to tattle, because apparently men also gossip like bitches to boot. You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck, and we both know it. The fact your boy can't read signals sucks, but you made your own bed sweetheart. And no, real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
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ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL!!! Why is that so sad but true. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
ChrisVet
User ID: 75817322 Canada 11/17/2017 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men are constantly complaining about how women don't put in effort, women don't do this, don't do that. Blah blah blah. Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie So explain to me this. If you come home and your wife has obviously gone through a great deal of trouble to look good for you, the house is clean, she's sending obvious signals, why the fuck would you just ignore all that and go shoot pool? You want effort, we give it, and you go out anyways?! What's the fucking point?? Ugh. This is why effort is overrated. Now excuse me while I order a pizza and drink my wine. Lol. And no I don't give a shit that this is a conspiracy forum and not the place for this. I can't bitch on FB because everybody runs to tattle, because apparently men also gossip like bitches to boot. You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck, and we both know it. The fact your boy can't read signals sucks, but you made your own bed sweetheart. And no, real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. You're looking hot, feeling good - make it a good night! Last Edited by ChrisVet on 11/17/2017 10:48 PM "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men are constantly complaining about how women don't put in effort, women don't do this, don't do that. Blah blah blah. Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie So explain to me this. If you come home and your wife has obviously gone through a great deal of trouble to look good for you, the house is clean, she's sending obvious signals, why the fuck would you just ignore all that and go shoot pool? You want effort, we give it, and you go out anyways?! What's the fucking point?? Ugh. This is why effort is overrated. Now excuse me while I order a pizza and drink my wine. Lol. And no I don't give a shit that this is a conspiracy forum and not the place for this. I can't bitch on FB because everybody runs to tattle, because apparently men also gossip like bitches to boot. You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck, and we both know it. The fact your boy can't read signals sucks, but you made your own bed sweetheart. And no, real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. I sent him nudes while he was at work. My exact words were "can't wait til you get home so we can have some fun". He came home and I'm in a little black dress, heels, make up done, house clean, the whole nine. It doesn't get much clearer. He can fuck himself, literally. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
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ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol. Good man. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
DARTH SILIOUS
Abrasive Fuck User ID: 75662583 United States 11/17/2017 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IN British nog cunts need to shut the fuck up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56200296 What the fuck are you even talking about? Keep lying like a big so It's easier to watch you bleed to death when ISIS kills your selfish ass. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75570677 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ChrisVet You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck, and we both know it. The fact your boy can't read signals sucks, but you made your own bed sweetheart. And no, real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. I sent him nudes while he was at work. My exact words were "can't wait til you get home so we can have some fun". He came home and I'm in a little black dress, heels, make up done, house clean, the whole nine. It doesn't get much clearer. He can fuck himself, literally. You're hotter for him now more than ever after he rejected your silly ass tonight. We know this. It's not fun when the girl puts out so many signals. We want to take it and leave you like a tornado passed by without much notice. Now guzzle your wine and be a sassy little bitch towards him when he comes home. He will ram your pussy so good that you won't know what hit you. |
Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States 11/17/2017 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Like I said, I could not possibly have been clearer with him. I also have text him to let him know why I'm mad. He's just stupid and really sees nothing wrong with blowing me off when I've put forth a real effort. I don't do hints either. I told him exactly what I wanted, he did not care, he's stupid, now I am THAT stereotypical married woman sitting here in the dress for no reason eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Hallmark movies with my dogs. My cats are here too in case the stereotype only includes cats. Lol. Last Edited by ItsAllOneBigLie on 11/17/2017 11:15 PM "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75570677 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Oh STFU you silly cunt. It one thing when women always stereotype men as being dopey and aloof..but when men characterize themselves this way, it's cringe-worthy. I |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. I sent him nudes while he was at work. My exact words were "can't wait til you get home so we can have some fun". He came home and I'm in a little black dress, heels, make up done, house clean, the whole nine. It doesn't get much clearer. He can fuck himself, literally. You're hotter for him now more than ever after he rejected your silly ass tonight. We know this. It's not fun when the girl puts out so many signals. We want to take it and leave you like a tornado passed by without much notice. Now guzzle your wine and be a sassy little bitch towards him when he comes home. He will ram your pussy so good that you won't know what hit you. HAHAHAHAHA. That's not how it works. You're clearly single. The only thing he'll be ramming tonight is his hand. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75570677 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the opposite problem. Quoting: Debauchery I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. |
DARTH SILIOUS
Abrasive Fuck User ID: 75662583 United States 11/17/2017 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Like I said, I could not possibly have been clearer with him. I also have text him to let him know why I'm mad. He's just stupid and really sees nothing wrong with blowing me off when I've put forth a real effort. I don't do hints either. I told him exactly what I wanted, he did not care, he's stupid, now I am THAT stereotypical married woman sitting here in the dress for no reason eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Hallmark movies with my dogs. My cats are here too in case the stereotype only includes cats. Lol. Ok, so plan B is kick him in the nuts. Have you kicked him in the nuts? No of course you haven't. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the opposite problem. Quoting: Debauchery I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. Yes, you are! Even if he's annoying, you've got yourself a keeper! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States 11/17/2017 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the opposite problem. Quoting: Debauchery I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. It was just an example. I'm not really sick right now and I'm not pooping. Lol. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
ItsAllOneBigLie
(OP) User ID: 70941054 United States 11/17/2017 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Like I said, I could not possibly have been clearer with him. I also have text him to let him know why I'm mad. He's just stupid and really sees nothing wrong with blowing me off when I've put forth a real effort. I don't do hints either. I told him exactly what I wanted, he did not care, he's stupid, now I am THAT stereotypical married woman sitting here in the dress for no reason eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Hallmark movies with my dogs. My cats are here too in case the stereotype only includes cats. Lol. Ok, so plan B is kick him in the nuts. Have you kicked him in the nuts? No of course you haven't. Excellent idea. Why didn't I think of that! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
CHRlSTMAS
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75570677 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ChrisVet We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. I sent him nudes while he was at work. My exact words were "can't wait til you get home so we can have some fun". He came home and I'm in a little black dress, heels, make up done, house clean, the whole nine. It doesn't get much clearer. He can fuck himself, literally. You're hotter for him now more than ever after he rejected your silly ass tonight. We know this. It's not fun when the girl puts out so many signals. We want to take it and leave you like a tornado passed by without much notice. Now guzzle your wine and be a sassy little bitch towards him when he comes home. He will ram your pussy so good that you won't know what hit you. HAHAHAHAHA. That's not how it works. You're clearly single. The only thing he'll be ramming tonight is his hand. I have a self-important girlfriend who pisses and moans like you when she doesn't get her way. I piss her off on purpose at this point because the sex is so much better when we're fighting. You'll be walking funny in the morning. |
DARTH SILIOUS
Abrasive Fuck User ID: 75662583 United States 11/17/2017 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: DARTH SILIOUS Look, us guys are stupid. We don't do hints. You have to tell us what you want. If he's fucking up then you have to tell him exactly what he did wrong and what you wanted him to do. I wish it was easier but believe me, you chicks piss us off too. Like I said, I could not possibly have been clearer with him. I also have text him to let him know why I'm mad. He's just stupid and really sees nothing wrong with blowing me off when I've put forth a real effort. I don't do hints either. I told him exactly what I wanted, he did not care, he's stupid, now I am THAT stereotypical married woman sitting here in the dress for no reason eating pizza, drinking wine, and watching Hallmark movies with my dogs. My cats are here too in case the stereotype only includes cats. Lol. Ok, so plan B is kick him in the nuts. Have you kicked him in the nuts? No of course you haven't. Excellent idea. Why didn't I think of that! Because you're not a man, duh. See you do need us. Now get your nut kickers on and lay in wait. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75570677 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the opposite problem. Quoting: Debauchery I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. It was just an example. I'm not really sick right now and I'm not pooping. Lol. A lady never mentions bowels movements, let alone her own. |
ChrisVet
User ID: 75817322 Canada 11/17/2017 11:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ChrisVet You wouldn't have it any other way. A man with hobbies and a life outside of yours is desirable. You'd figuratively shoot yourself in the head with an attentive cuck, and we both know it. The fact your boy can't read signals sucks, but you made your own bed sweetheart. And no, real men almost never gossip. We talk about things and ideas, not people. There is a huge difference in having hobbies and completely ignoring an obvious signal. Duh. And my husband doesn't seem to know any of those "real men" you speak of. We both know men are direct, women are indirect. If you want a piece of action try to think like a guy. Its that simple. Have a drink, and when he gets home throw yourself at him. We men love that shit. I sent him nudes while he was at work. My exact words were "can't wait til you get home so we can have some fun". He came home and I'm in a little black dress, heels, make up done, house clean, the whole nine. It doesn't get much clearer. He can fuck himself, literally. His reaction makes you want him more, and we are your emotional tampons. Many articles written on this subject. In closing, if there's one thing a former Chad can tell you to make your life easier: Be DIRECT. Men aren't mind readers. "Do the Shit out of what you Love" |
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Debauchery
User ID: 75531416 United States 11/17/2017 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the opposite problem. Quoting: Debauchery I'm sick, fever of 104, I'm pooping every 10 minutes and puking every 30 minutes, even have puke in my hair and on my shirt, wearing pj pants and lookin like a dirty crazy bitch and I just want to go to bed and die, my husband won't get off of me. I don't have to do anything except be there, wherever there is, and I get laid. When I put in effort..watch out. He drops everything and rolls on home. He's never overlooked me. I guess I'm lucky. It was just an example. I'm not really sick right now and I'm not pooping. Lol. A lady never mentions bowels movements, let alone her own. I don't have to be a lady online. I'm also not the kind of woman that pretends I don't pee, poop, bleed, belch or fart. I was even polite about it, I said poop, not shit. When I'm sick and popping constantly I'm gonna tell you. You specifically. I'm gonna log on and find you. You're gonna be my new bff. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |