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What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? | |
| will (OP) User ID: 75899221  United Kingdom12/30/2017 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? All that headlock story just cuz OP wants a cawk flopping near his derty mouf! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73364948 NO it's based on a real event that happened. Here's the news article - [link to www.laconiadailysun.com] |
| Will (OP) User ID: 75899221 United Kingdom12/30/2017 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? I'm 200 pounds and would pick him up and bash him down with such a force that his eyeballs come shooting out of his ass. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75750609 I'm only 110.. would you be able to both lift him up in that awkward position and also be able to get his legs off? What would you uncoil them like a snake? |
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| Will (OP) User ID: 75899221 United Kingdom12/30/2017 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? Really …... It is quite obvious if he squeezed hard enough his legs would pop out of his hip joints and he would be left in a jellyfied mess on the floor Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32125597 Nope it can definitely kill you [link to www.laconiadailysun.com] |
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 User ID: 74892059 United States12/31/2017 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? 5-05, 110lbs, get me her number! :Intenweak: Last Edited by X1811 on 12/31/2017 12:44 AM All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73102094 United States12/31/2017 12:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? At 5'5", and 110 pounds, the scrawniest of nerds could make you their bitch. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38234662 Best to comply OP What if I beat a nerd at chess too many times and he coils his legs around my neck? Happened before. Your hands would be free to finger his asshole and jerk him off at the same time, which is the preferred method of making someone ejaculate in the shortest time, then he would fall asleep soon after, releasing his bondage grip on your pencil neck. |
| Will (OP) User ID: 75899221 United Kingdom12/31/2017 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? At 5'5", and 110 pounds, the scrawniest of nerds could make you their bitch. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38234662 Best to comply OP What if I beat a nerd at chess too many times and he coils his legs around my neck? Happened before. Your hands would be free to finger his asshole and jerk him off at the same time, which is the preferred method of making someone ejaculate in the shortest time, then he would fall asleep soon after, releasing his bondage grip on your pencil neck. What if he held my wrists together? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73102094 United States12/31/2017 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? At 5'5", and 110 pounds, the scrawniest of nerds could make you their bitch. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38234662 Best to comply OP What if I beat a nerd at chess too many times and he coils his legs around my neck? Happened before. Your hands would be free to finger his asshole and jerk him off at the same time, which is the preferred method of making someone ejaculate in the shortest time, then he would fall asleep soon after, releasing his bondage grip on your pencil neck. What if he held my wrists together? Then you would obviously cum first. But I’m sure he’d get a couple of loads off himself as he penetrates your lifeless corpse. |
| Will (OP) User ID: 75899221 United Kingdom12/31/2017 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? ... Quoting: Will 75899221 What if I beat a nerd at chess too many times and he coils his legs around my neck? Happened before. Your hands would be free to finger his asshole and jerk him off at the same time, which is the preferred method of making someone ejaculate in the shortest time, then he would fall asleep soon after, releasing his bondage grip on your pencil neck. What if he held my wrists together? Then you would obviously cum first. But I’m sure he’d get a couple of loads off himself as he penetrates your lifeless corpse. no it's gross. Also a guy died that way after doing too well at chess with a nerd. |
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User ID: 8755357 United States01/20/2018 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? A security guard put me in a choke hold one time I bit a chunk out of his bicep. Drew blood. Fuck adrenaline, i was drunk and not having it Last Edited by Plato on 01/20/2018 10:56 PM sub veste, invenimus in homine. Sub hominem, invenimus ejus nucleus. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71517325 United States01/20/2018 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes. Quoting: Will 75899221 Link? [link to www.laconiadailysun.com] Here's the link to the article I mentioned about death by being strangled by a nerd's legs That guy doesn't look too scrawny to me. Is he out of prison and looking to make you his bitch? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76149112 United Kingdom01/20/2018 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: What would happen if a stereotypical nerd wrapped his legs around my neck and started to squeeze as hard as he could in an attempt to kill me? Let's say it's a skinny stereotypical nerd with glasses. I'm 5'5'' and 110 lb. I can lift 120 lbs. The leg lock is called a scissor. Would I be able to get out before I asphyxiated? I read a news article where a guy threatened to stab this nerd and the nerd wrapped his legs around his throat and squeezed it. The guy ended up suffocating to death after 10 minutes. Quoting: Will 75899221 Link? [link to www.laconiadailysun.com] Here's the link to the article I mentioned about death by being strangled by a nerd's legs That guy doesn't look too scrawny to me. Is he out of prison and looking to make you his bitch? No he's still in prison. Skinny nerds have reportedly choked people to death with their legs, or at the very least come close to it but let go. |
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