The Honest Alien. . . a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B.

If we push the divisions too far you get a total destruction of people groups.



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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

I take that back. Let me tell you what the dots are. These are pockets of humans awakening. That is very dangerous to the TrollShillian’s aims and the humans that work with us. When people figure out they have been manipulated, they become very difficult to deal with. We then have to put them back to sleep, eliminate them or use blackmail or bribe them. Blackmail and bribery is a two-sided sword. If one side doesn’t cut the other side will.

Each situation is different. Most of the time we have to use all the above methods simultaneously. We are very good at this process because we have been in control ever since humans have been sentient. Sometimes we allow brief periods when TRUTH is allowed. This is to lead the herd in a direction we think will eventually result to our benefit.

This is what organized religion is. Humans are given a glimmer of TRUTH, then we impose authoritarian and draconian control to suppress any more TRUTH from destabilizing our control. It is a simple strategy that has been computer modeled for eons.

By-the-way, we love cultural and racial division. The creative things that come from fracturing human unity is amazing. We get different foods, weapons, drugs, entertainment, new tortures just to name a few benefits. There is a very fine line here however. If we push the divisions too far you get a total destruction of people groups. This sometimes has unexpected consequences like near Extinction Level Events (ELE).

My job is to push the engine of turmoil to the limit without crashing the system on top of itself. That is making humanity react as if an ELE is coming but not pushing it over the edge. ELEs can and do often reduce the human creative engine to minimal levels for centuries. Remember Mars? That can get a Planet Manager fired or reassigned to a water planet like what happened to Harry and his assistant.



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We are simply the top dogs in the universe.

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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)


You might ask, do TrollShillians have any enemies or interference. Not really! Occasionally some upstart advanced civilization will venture into the Collective’s Empire and attempt to take over.

They are met with a storm created by our defense forces or ‘storm’ troopers. We just seed them with our patented cloud of confusion. This cloud scrambles both electrical and biological processes. They leave within a few days of being scrambled.

It really isn’t fair. We are simply the top dogs in the universe. You can try to fight us but you end up joining us or ceasing to be sentient.

As I implied before the Earth is a major entertainment center. We are booked for the next 2,000 years. Beings come here from far and wide to experience the creative antics of humans. I take great pride in that accomplishment and cannot understand why my raise has not come through.

This automatically creates Chaos and innovation. Chaos is our friend. We love Chaos.

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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)


One of my favorite things to do is to stir the pot. By that I mean, take an otherwise stable cultural practice or concept and destabilize it. For example, marriage. The concept of marriage within the two sex system was pretty stable for 4,000 years or so. Not anymore! Don’t you love it?

With minimal effort, we have created a flood of new and unimagined variations to a preexisting practice. This automatically creates Chaos and innovation. Chaos is our friend. We love Chaos.

We can thank an assist from our friends in Hollywood for this one. Of course supported by the “higher education goons.” It only took one generation, how efficient is that?

Hello all, I am going to take a few days off. Need to recharge my creative batteries . . . I will return soon.



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We turned the entire family unit and sexual roles upside down!


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

How do you like my feminine side? I wear this to visit Hollywood. They think I am hip. You see we want to confuse and disrupt everything humans think they know. Nothing is true . . . everything is fluid and unsettled. We turned the entire family unit and their normal sexual roles upside down!

Once the “leaders of the Media and Entertainment” subculture establish a new norm, we change it. What fun! LGBTQ is now LGBTQQIAP2S, which stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, and Two-Spirit. Once the masses accept one absurd concept we add three more. We always double down. Never give the bastards a chance to object and organize. Chaos is wonderful . . .



Oh Yeah! Boy Scouts . . . Gone with the Wind! What a joke! I can’t wait until I have my meeting with the Pope.

I am a major fan of the US elected government and the Supreme Court. What a bunch of loons.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

My absolute favorite place on the surface (surpassing even Hollywood) is Washington, D.C. I am a major fan of the US elected government and the Supreme Court. What a bunch of loons.

These people are so totally corrupt and compromised. We actually study them to identify new forms of deceit. Would you believe after billions of years of observations and research no one in the Galaxy even comes close to this bunch of felons.

We export their corrupt ideas throughout the known universe. They are so, so creative. I have received several awards from my superiors just by cutting and pasting their legislative skullduggery directly from their published documents into my reports without changing a word.

By-the-way, we (TrollShillians) invented both prostitution and politics.

''Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.''
—Ronald Reagan

Hi George B.

Hello #94, my friend! Welcome!



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I have a few firsts to my credit.

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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

You are all invited to my party. This is going to be a real bash. I just got promoted and a raise for all my good work. Seems the TrollShillian Collective finally realized my true value, about time!

I have a few firsts to my credit. The Collective has adopted my following entries . . . Oreos, chosen as the most addictive snack “Universe Class.” The Mojito as the mix drink of the epoch “Galaxy Class.” It is made by combining Ice, 6 ounces light rum, 12 mint sprigs, or spearmint, 6 tablespoons fresh lime juice, 4 tablespoons sugar, Club soda and 4 slices lime. The Mojito is the theme drink at this gathering.

We are going to party down and enjoy the moment . . . I will talk later . . . see you soon.



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JUST MESMERISING. THE DRAWINGS ARE FABULOUS! Congratulations ONTHE MOST CREATIVE PIECE OF WORK I HAVE SEEN EVER. I would definitely try to get it published. Good luck with that .. People are not on the wave length unfortunately. I loved the whole thing. You are extremely talented..

SIXPENCE WORTH,

Thanks very much for your comments! It is most appreciated!

George B.

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Needless to say, a bug of different color has raised its ugly head.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

Happy Monday! We have a few problems this morning. One large and nasty bug was discovered on our orbiting observation platform. Needless to say, a bug of different color has raised its ugly head.

I called the TrollShillian exterminators but they said they were presently too busy. So, we are going to take a trip to the surface to spend a few days enjoying some new attractions.

By-the-way, the Collective and many other groups just love Chocolate. This substance is unique to Earth. It exists no other place in the universe and cannot be grown elsewhere. I am about to corner the market and control the entire production on Earth. When I do Earthlings will be Chocolate’less. So stock up . . . the End is near! There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth in the streets. Women will be in despair and rioting everywhere.



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I really don't know why you bothered Berty, what a waste of time. Sigh

What? I have no idea what you mean. I don't know a Berty?



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Sheba and I went to talk to Morgan, the Witch of Endor. We were talking strategy.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

Sheba and I went to talk to Morgan, the Witch of Endor. We were talking strategy. You humans think Science is the end all. It could not be further from the truth. When TrollShillians want to get down and dirty we use Magic . . . Real Magic . . . Dark Magic. Seems Morgan has a spell to get rid of the insect infestation on our platform in orbit.

Morgan is one of the oldest humans on Earth and has been cooperating with the Collective for Thousands of Years. She is ancient but still young because she has a total lack of values, morals or ethics. She extracts the youth and life force from innocent human children.

Sheba nor I agree with her activities but cannot argue with her success. However, we came to her cave to talk Chocolate!



Morgan is a key component of my strategy to remove Chocolate from the normal human diet and reserve it exclusively for the Collective. We are now on a count down. Within a few months this piece of heaven will be removed form the human diet forever. Will the species collapse? Will an ELE result? Will women survive? Time will tell. . .




Last Edited by George B on 05/07/2018 05:33 PM

“Mayhem” is very much in line with our overall mission here orbiting the blue marble below.

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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

Good Morning! Seems our trip to see Morgan was a success. We now have a new pet on the platform. Sheba has named ‘it’ Mayhem.

‘Mayhem’ is very much in line with our overall mission here orbiting the blue marble below. I know you are all pleased that we have things under control and are back to conducting business as usual.

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If they don’t, I will toss some of our top Human operators under the bus and back over them.



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Good day! Seems I spoke too soon. For some reason we are getting blowback from some Humans that have realized things are not as they seem. They are talking about being awake. What a crock of you know what.

I have called a meeting to chew some backsides. The News Media needs to turn up the heat and suppress this negative trend. We need to find some trouble makers and make examples out of them. If they don’t, I will toss some of our top Human operators under the bus and back over them. I don’t like to be violent . . . but enough is enough!

Sheba! Get me the Vatican! I want to talk to Cardinal What's-his-name.!

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Yeah Archons lack that creative spark, just lazy immitators. A copy nothing divine in them.

Stick to trolling for Your collective

Me thinks you need to try this little beauty out; however, Sheba thinks we should feed you to Mayhem instead.


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Hey, Cardinal, you like the antique chair we gave you guys to use in the Spanish Inquisition. It’s a beauty, don’t you think? Seems you boys have been getting sloppy down on the planet and things are getting into the press.

The Collective understands you are on trial for some less than outstanding behavior. Me thinks you need to try this little beauty out; however, Sheba thinks we should feed you to Mayhem instead. What do you think?

I'll give you a choice. A few hours in the chair or thirty unsupervised minutes with Mayhem. Your Choice. Always, promoting “free will” here you know.

Oh, so you have a third suggestion? Sure, I will be happy to listen. I do hate when it gets messy. All those unsightly body fluids slung all over the place.



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Sheba, make a note . . . next victim not a minute over 15.


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Oops! The Cardinal looks a bit over wrought. It is possible 30 minutes with Mayhem might be too much. Never-the-less, lesson learned. Sheba, make a note . . . next victim not a minute over 15.

Well, Cardinal hope you got the message. If you wish to torture and assault children, don’t get caught.

Seems when this happens people wake up and the whole house of cards can come down. We don’t forgive, we get even. Please pass this along to your fellow hypocrites. Next time Mayhem gets a full hour and then I get to play with what is left.

Finally, we toss you into a pit of politicians running for Congress with no way out . . . it is just too painful to even imagine.




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Seems he lacks adequate Impulse control.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

Sheba and I were invited to “The” Costume Party in Fasnacht, Switzerland. All we had to do was go as we were but that would have been too easy. Instead we dress up in costumes and took Mayhem with us. To our surprise he was recognized as having the best and most original costume. Unfortunately, this good fortune was ruined when he ate the Mayor and his spouse. Seems he lacks adequate Impulse control. No real loss, I was going to replace them anyway.

Seems the Mayor had been skimming funds off our drug trafficking operations in the EU. Not a thing I wanted to encourage.

Another lesson learned the hard way, Sheba noted the error in etiquette. Next party we will fit him with a muzzle.

We think these activities are very fertile.



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Oh, I almost forgot. The Chocolate project is going well. We have now consolidated a complete take over of all the cocoa producing areas of the globe. The existing owners will soon be either removed or completely controlled by the Collective’s forces.

Did I tell you we are the hidden sponsors of the America has Talent and the other like titled activities all over your planet. We think these activities are very fertile. They have already produced new forms of delight for the Collective. We especially love the dumb human tricks that fail miserably. Your bloopers are pure genius . . . tasteless but priceless.

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These guys are the most heartless and powerful Autocrats in the TrollShillian Collective.


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Sheba just reported the Collective’s Political Correctness Council is sending inspectors to our Orbiting Observation Platform. This is very disturbing! These guys are the most heartless and powerful Autocrats in the TrollShillian Collective. They are more frightening than the Jesuits. Worse than an IRS auditor or your Mother-in-Law on her first visit to your man cave.

I have been around for eons, so I know full well, these goons have ended many, many careers simply by a wave of their pen. You know they are about to arrive when their interrogation (torture) devices arrive for installation in the public meeting room. In our case it is our Bar . . . a perfect place to maximize public humiliation.

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The most serious offenses in the Collective: Worst to least.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

When they locked my head into the primary accused restraint device, it dawned on me we were in trouble. The Collective’s Political Correctness Council the (CPCC), then read the following:

The The most serious offenses in the Collective: Worst to least.

Using the wrong pronoun
Cultural misappropriation
Bad jokes
Alien Privilege
Treason
Murder

The CPCC then announced this was now a criminal hearing, it was most serious. Thus, the rules would be observed:
1. The accused is guilty until proven innocent.
2. The accused will not be allowed representation or an opportunity to defend themselves.
3. All Evidence that could exonerate them will be collected and destroyed.
4. The accused will be humiliated continually before, during and after the hearing.
5. Projectiles no harder than a ripe Orange are encouraged and allowed to be thrown at the accused. Rotten vegetables are permissible. Feces is a gray area but can be approved retroactively, that is after being thrown. You may fill out the appropriate paperwork and get approval within five months.

Let the charges be read.


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The Honest Alien, a short story or possibly a book, Fiction or is it? . . . by George B. (All rights reserved published work (c) 2016 George B.)

Let the charges be read.

Orbiting Earth (the third planet from the central star in the solar system Sol) one Collective Station Chief and Administrative Assistant known as Sheba and one other did submit the following report.

Within this document, these miscreants along with their pet monster Mayhem used flagrant and disparaging entries no longer allowed in the Collective’s list of acceptable pronouns.

These pronouns are so vile they are redacted from these pages. They are also removed because by revealing them we might compromise the methods by which they were obtained . . . however; believe me they are egregious. I am sure the accused might sight the fact these pronouns were used commonly over the last two billion years. This fact, though logical in the extreme, is irrelevant. The fact that our office had not published these changes to this sector of the MilkyWay is in no way a defense either.

Ignorance of the CPCC regulations and the changes within is not a defense. The Accused should have known and implemented said changes before being told. However, it must be also said, had the accused used the new pronouns before the changes were to go into effect, they would likewise have been guilty of a serious criminal offense. In other words, they were criminals no matter what they did. The Collective here and now rest’s it case.

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The CPCC continues:


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The CPCC continues: the accused are therefore given 30 seconds to admit their guilt. Without such admission, immediate extermination with prejudice will occur but only after three days of continuous, humiliating and public torture.

After your guilty plea, we will announce your fair and just punishment. Please refrain from throwing projectiles during their guilty plea. Once accomplished the gallery may again demonstrate your collective disgust.