Try Saying Meghan Markle 5 Times Fast With A Mouth Stuffed Full Of Dry British Crumpets

Try saying Prince Louis Arthur fast 5 times. With or without the crumpets

Yeah, you end up spitting crumbs all over the place.

Crumpets are moist.

^This^

If you try it indoors be sure to spread some towels around.

Outdoors, you can stand on top of a box of soap with no need for towels as they traditionally do in Trafalgar Square.

Crumpets are toasted and soaked in melted butter.

"Yanks are cunts, yanks are cunts, yanks are cunts, yanks are cunts, yanks are cunts"

Hey, that's cool it makes it sound like "yanks are cunts!".

Do another one you highly intelligent person you.

I never seen the wedding or give a Fuck, but dumb cunt yanks who try to insult are my thing. Let's make babies!

Harry doesn't like British crumpet

It's impossible.

I couldn't do it.

you're right.

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Not doable.

I'm game......but the guy at the bodega gave me a strange look when I asked for crumpets....

Crumpets are useless!