Who is more trustworthy? A politician, a lawyer, a priest, a Bigfoot witness, or a fox in the hen house?

I forgot CNN.

At least you know what the fox is after.

I'll take the fox in the henhouse anytime.

I'll take a Bigfoot witness any day.

Bigfoot witness.

In order from "more trustworthy" to "less trustworthy" although I wouldnt put any on the "really trustworthy" list.

Bigfoot witness
fox
lawyer
CNN
priest
politician

The fox in the hen house. Everyone knows for sure why it is there and it doesn’t even try to hide the fact. All others must be vetted as best as can be.

The Fox wins because you can trust it to go for your chickens.

And the rest, its hard to pick the pot from the kettle!

My wife and dog.

Easy answer but try to pick from OPs list. Not easy. LOL.

bigfoot witness

...... most Bigfoot witnesses.

The fox. It’s the only one upfront about its intentions.

A Bigfoot witness politician lawyer priest.

Big Foot Witness, Fox in the henhouse, Lawyer and politician are the same much of the time, and then Priest.

After those, used car salesmen.

bigfoot witness

And last of all a long legged blond.

The fox, it is entirely predictable.

Funny that many people are choosing a Bigfoot witness as more trustworthy than a Priest or CNN.

Definitely a bigfoot witness.

Is this a trick question? None of them.

In order:

Screw you, data miner.

Eat a dick, data miner.

Get a real job, data miner.

I'm fucking your wife, data miner.

She's going to scream my name, data miner.

Wonder why the kid doesn't look like you, data miner.

OP triggered a lawyer, or a priest.

A fox in the hen house. The fox knows why he's there. The hens know why he's there. And you know why he's there. If the fox could speak, he would be honest about his intentions in the hen house. He's just being a fox.

All the other examples are being human. And that means they lie, cheat, and steal.

At least a bigfoot witness believes he is telling the truth.