Are you armed while you crap?

You bet I wear my piece to the bathroom. Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction? The only reason Vincent Vega gets killed by Butch is because Vincent didn't take his gun into the shitter with him:

Nothing says "fuck off" like a .357 mag!!

In this shithole...You bet your ass I am!

Fuck bro, if you're in SA, you need to be packing 24/7.

Wish I could send you an extra just so you're safe. If you ever make it to the States, come to NC and we'll throw some lead.

Last Edited by 'Spawn' on 09/02/2018 01:27 AM

Perfect thread to gather all the GLP paranoidtards into one spot. Armed with dehumidifiers for their basements and broomsticks for the cob webs.

Shanky, what was your reason for this thread?

Funny related story my father told me. While during jungle survival training (enemy evasion/exfil) here in the Philippines prior to his USAF combat deployment to Vietnam.

The group of flight crews were given "chits" (coin), flew out in Hueys and dropped off at various locations in the Northern Luzon jungle.

Local tribesmen were the "enemy" and if they caught you, you gave them your "chit", which they exchange for bags of rice.

My father stayed concealed during days and moved only at night. He said he when he stopped to take a crap, he felt someone tap him on his shoulder. He turned to find a tribesman with his hand held out.

My father said the tribesman had been tracking for the whole day and just been waiting for when my father was at his most vulnerable point. He never heard or knew the tribesman was there.

Thinking of this thread is that most people (ask any combat vet) that taking a crap is when you're usually most vulnerable. Sleeping (when possible) in combat conditions, you have sentries posted on shifts.

Impressive that you can type with that dildo in your ass. I guess you're used to it.

lol

I saw the McAfee thread.

Then again, it's Saturday and a holiday weekend.

Would be greatly appreciated, friend. Staying armed here is a massive process and harder to do every day.
They want us as helpless as possible. What I’d give for the gun freedoms you enjoy.
That said, I’m at the point where I’m armed EVERYWHER and at ALL times.
It never sits well with the liberal fuckwads, but most of the time nobody has any idea that I am.
And yes, I’m armed or at least there’s a firearm close by even when I shit and shower.

laugh all you want! Once they use the bidet they'll never crap without one!!! Hahahahaha.........

Reason enough. (I've not seen that thread, I'm actually watching "The Dead Files").

Thank you for your courage and honesty.

Just because you type with a dildo in your ass, doesn't mean everyone else does.

Btw, you type pretty good, so you must be used to that size crammed in your ass.

I started this thread as a bullshit/fun thread.

In all seriousness, what can people do to help?

I can't imagine living there without having my .45 from the garage to the crapper.

When we have finally had enough, the only ones who will need help are the stupid bastards who incited and pushed us....

It is what it is.

Just some fun on a holiday weekend.

Then again, if McAfee packs while shitting...why shouldn't we?? ;-D

You are either crazy or pulling our leg. Who the hell walks around the house armed with a gun? The bathroom no less. You are completely insane.

Your house is your castle and you're suppose to relax and feel comfortable there, not walk around like an uptight Rambo on crack. Your gun should be stored away safely but ready to use in a few seconds.

My advice to you is fence in your yard and buy a good watch dog. And try Valium.

................sicko rednecks....:shootboy:

Sure.

Thanks for the tips.

The caliber you carry is the diameter of your penis.

You got some green for that my friend!!

Hey...there you are... I’ve missed you!

Don't bust through my door while I'm pinching a loaf. Heaven forbid that I had tacos or other mexican food....

The .45ACP is not a friendly round. Even tougher when I'm sweating.

Last Edited by 'Spawn' on 09/02/2018 01:48 AM

Wow. I mean wow.

you've got that puppy slammed up your crapper and you can still type.

Impressive!!

Not just while I crap, but always and I think things will require higher vigilance going forward. ?..

not usually but the next time i go to take a shit i will bring my 4-10 into the bathroom with me

I got my right hand and my left.Also my Thai wife has got my 6,whenever she is not trying to poison me.

Male or female thai "wife"?