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14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital

 
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14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Parents Jennifer and Eric Medlock were told their newborn son Ali is the heaviest baby ever born at Texas Health Arlington Memorial Hospital in Arlington, Texas. A spokesperson for Texas Health Resources confirmed with USA TODAY that Ali is the largest baby born at the hospital to their knowledge.

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Everything is bigger in Texas.
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Like NZ they love meat
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Well parent's over weight mother loves her food hence over fat baby..kids gonna need eye wear age 3.

All you can eat.
So what is that in kg like 10kg
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I was 10 pounds one ounce.
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Baby didn't look that fat, but mama and daddy were hogs.


Ali??

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What kind of white family in Texas names their fucking kid Ali?

Like Mohammad Ali??????

Why did they name the baby an arab name?

Did she cheat on her partner with an arab?

Does she just like arabs alot? Maybe she wants to convert the baby to islam?
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Like NZ they love meat
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Everything is bigger in Texas.
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Blimey! That is big.. I couldn't imagine her trying to push that one out...

yikes

I was 5lb 10oz born.. tiny, lol...


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Without reading the link, I'd guess that the mother has diabetes. Diabetes -> big baby
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Without reading the link, I'd guess that the mother has diabetes. Diabetes -> big baby
 Quoting: BiminyCricket


Those people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Just imagine the health care costs in the future :( What kind of life is that child going to have? He's going to be obese, smelly, diabetic, unhealthy, and unable to do anything really physical. His best bet as a career is a professional gamer lol...

Well, I guess he could become a music teacher like his parents... He won't be a very agile and quick player tho...

Could probably play the tuba OK... Maybe the sax...

If his parents were smart they'd get him hooked on the drums so that at least growing up he can join a drugged out metal band and really watch the pounds JUST FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
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Everything is bigger in Texas.
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Like NZ they love meat
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epiclol
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Well parent's over weight mother loves her food hence over fat baby..kids gonna need eye wear age 3.

All you can eat.
So what is that in kg like 10kg
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Yeah... poor baby!

An overweight baby is a future obese child...
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I was 10 pounds one ounce.
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lol... I was 10 lbs 11 oz! embarrasse
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Well parent's over weight mother loves her food hence over fat baby..kids gonna need eye wear age 3.

All you can eat.
So what is that in kg like 10kg
 Quoting: Loila


13/16 = 0.8125

14.8125 / 2.2

= 6.73295455 Kg
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Baby didn't look that fat, but mama and daddy were hogs.


Ali??
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


Yeah... that was my first thought, Ali?

I think the Muslim community is big in Texas, go figure...
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Without reading the link, I'd guess that the mother has diabetes. Diabetes -> big baby
 Quoting: BiminyCricket


Those people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Just imagine the health care costs in the future :( What kind of life is that child going to have? He's going to be obese, smelly, diabetic, unhealthy, and unable to do anything really physical. His best bet as a career is a professional gamer lol...

Well, I guess he could become a music teacher like his parents... He won't be a very agile and quick player tho...

Could probably play the tuba OK... Maybe the sax...

If his parents were smart they'd get him hooked on the drums so that at least growing up he can join a drugged out metal band and really watch the pounds JUST FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
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as soon as I saw tuba in your post
I thought of this:

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Oh that poor woman. Good grief!
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Without reading the link, I'd guess that the mother has diabetes. Diabetes -> big baby
 Quoting: BiminyCricket


Those people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Just imagine the health care costs in the future :( What kind of life is that child going to have? He's going to be obese, smelly, diabetic, unhealthy, and unable to do anything really physical. His best bet as a career is a professional gamer lol...

Well, I guess he could become a music teacher like his parents... He won't be a very agile and quick player tho...

Could probably play the tuba OK... Maybe the sax...

If his parents were smart they'd get him hooked on the drums so that at least growing up he can join a drugged out metal band and really watch the pounds JUST FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
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as soon as I saw tuba in your post
I thought of this:

 Quoting: Red John


Ahah that was good :)
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Blimey! That is big.. I couldn't imagine her trying to push that one out...

:yikes:

I was 5lb 10oz born.. tiny, lol...


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The baby was delivered via a scheduled C-section.

My last baby was 5 lbs, he was so tiny...I had preeclampsia.
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Oh that poor woman. Good grief!
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Her first child was around 10 lbs... both babies were delivered via a C-section.
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Without reading the link, I'd guess that the mother has diabetes. Diabetes -> big baby
 Quoting: BiminyCricket


Those people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Just imagine the health care costs in the future :( What kind of life is that child going to have? He's going to be obese, smelly, diabetic, unhealthy, and unable to do anything really physical. His best bet as a career is a professional gamer lol...

Well, I guess he could become a music teacher like his parents... He won't be a very agile and quick player tho...

Could probably play the tuba OK... Maybe the sax...

If his parents were smart they'd get him hooked on the drums so that at least growing up he can join a drugged out metal band and really watch the pounds JUST FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

5a
 Quoting: Corosive


:ohdear:
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Now that's an Anchor Baby!
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
My daughter was 10 pounds 2 oz.

My ex exercised and ate perfectly. No diabetes.

She ended up 5’10” tall. Looks fantastic now.

My son was a scheduled c section ... just under 10 pounds but taken two weeks early. He is 5’11” and in perfect shape.
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Parents Jennifer and Eric Medlock were told their newborn son Ali is the heaviest baby ever born at Texas Health Arlington Memorial Hospital in Arlington, Texas. A spokesperson for Texas Health Resources confirmed with USA TODAY that Ali is the largest baby born at the hospital to their knowledge.

[link to www.usatoday.com (secure)]
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Does it have diabetes yet?
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Now that's an Anchor Baby!
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Well parent's over weight mother loves her food hence over fat baby..kids gonna need eye wear age 3.

All you can eat.
So what is that in kg like 10kg
 Quoting: Loila


I'm sure there's a healthy 8 Lb baby underneath that extra six and half pounds of fat...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/29/2018 08:43 AM
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Now that's an Anchor Baby!
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Anchors are supposed to sink, like Rodney King...this one will float, like a tsunami buoy...
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Re: 14-pound, 13-ounce baby breaks weight record at Texas hospital
Parents Jennifer and Eric Medlock were told their newborn son Ali is the heaviest baby ever born at Texas Health Arlington Memorial Hospital in Arlington, Texas. A spokesperson for Texas Health Resources confirmed with USA TODAY that Ali is the largest baby born at the hospital to their knowledge.

[link to www.usatoday.com (secure)]
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Does it have diabetes yet?
 Quoting: BRIEF


“He was admitted to the hospital's neonatal intensive care unit because of low blood sugar and platelets his mother said were due to his size. But, he improved rapidly and was released home on Dec. 19.”

The baby’s is doing fine...





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