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Men Give Me A Headache

 
anastasis888

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Isaiah 35

1The arids and hermitary shall be glad for them; and the desert shall rejoice, and blossom as a rose.

2It shall blossom abundantly, and rejoice even with joy of singing: the glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, the excellency of Carmel and Sharon, they shall see the glory of the LORD, and the excellency of our God.

3Strengthen ye the weak hands, and confirm the feeble knees.

4Say to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come with vindication, even God with a recompence; he will come and save you.

5Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped.

6Then shall the lame man leap as the hart, and the tongue of the dumb sing: for in a wilderness shall waters burst forth, and streams in a desert.

7And parched ground shall become pool, and the thirsty land springs of water: in the very habitation of dragons, where each lay, shall spring the flora with reeds and rushes.

8And an highway shall appear there, and a Way, and it shall be called The Holistic Highway; the unclean shall not pass over it; but it shall be for them: the wayfaring pilgrims, and though fools, they shall not err therein.
Glory be to God in the high heauens, and peace in earth, and towards men good will. - Luke 2:14 (Geneva Bible, 1560)

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I can say the same thing about women.
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Yeah, but apparently they have cats and dildos. chuckle
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not necessarily in that order .
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Good morning. I don't have cats or dildos, and I expect men to be more masculine. Or do you want to tell me that a complaining, whining man is normal behavior on a date? I never ever talk about my problems on a date, I save that for girls' complaint night out, rounded off by great laughter to heal and let go....



So, if you are a manly man, what is your advise when men get verbally whiny on a date? Haven't they got more educated things to discuss, or is it the "pity me" move?
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Hand him a Midol (and a pad) and the check and get your ass out of there. If you are feeling generous let him know that his whiny-ness cost him a date, but maybe better luck next time (with someone else)
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Happy April, people. Let's get those gardens planted.



Psalm 107

35The burnt and parched wilderness
to water pools he brings;
The ground that was dried up before
he turns to flowing streams:

36 And there, for dwelling, he a place
doth to the hungry give,
That they a city may prepare
abundantly to live.

37 There sow they fields, and vineyards plant,
to yield fruits of increase.
38 His blessing makes them multiply,
lets not fauna decrease.

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It's All Fool's Day, so let us celebrate the feast of the the green king coming in procession upon the jackass and coming together of sun and moon. hf




Whan that the monthe in which the world bigan
That highte March, whan God first maked man,
Was compleet,and passed were also
Syn March was gon, thritty dayes and two,
425Bifel that Chauntecleer in al his pryde,
Hise sevene wyves walkynge by his syde,
Caste up hise eyen to the brighte sonne,
That in the signe of Taurus hadde yronne
Twenty degrees and oon, and somwhat moore;
430And knew by kynde, and by noon oother loore,
That it was pryme, and crew with blisful stevene.
"The sonne," he seyde, "is clomben upon hevene
Fourty degrees and oon, and moore, ywis.
Madame Pertelote, my worldes blis,
435Herkneth thise blisful briddes how they synge,
And se the fresshe floures how they sprynge.
Ful is myn herte of revel and solas.
"But sodeynly hym fil a sorweful cas,
For evere the latter ende of joye is wo.
440God woot that worldly joye is soone ago,
And if a rethor koude faire endite,
He in a cronycle saufly myghte it write,
As for a sovereyn notabilitee. - Chaucer

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This is good, for everyone. Not gonna embed them, it’s such a pain in the ass to do it on my phone, plus I gotta call my mom soon.








 Quoting: Jough-Henery


lol .. hf
 Quoting: rewind


Thanks, vids are worth a watch.
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Goodness, we have to get these suns and moons back together. The muggles have just about annihilated the world as we know it in all their petty peckish priggishnes and concern for the utterly irrelevant, but there is hope yet where there is love.


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Oh, to be young, and feel love's keen sting...
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Oh, to be young, and feel love's keen sting...
 Quoting: ISO


I know.
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Oh, to be young, and feel love's keen sting...
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But, oh, to be old and understand love's keen sting.
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Oh, to be young, and feel love's keen sting...
 Quoting: ISO


I know.
 Quoting: rewind


anastasis888

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This is good, for everyone. Not gonna embed them, it’s such a pain in the ass to do it on my phone, plus I gotta call my mom soon.








 Quoting: Jough-Henery


lol .. hf
 Quoting: rewind


Thanks, vids are worth a watch.
 Quoting: Jough-Henery


Every one of those videos is useless and will not lead through the gates of lasting love.

Love is not some formula for seduction. It is not a 12 step process. This is all useless muggle left-brained hogwash. That's the problem today. Muggles think they can program and automate courtship. Not only that, but they expect it to be so. And when love turns out to be nothing as they imagined it, they are left spinning in confusion and frustration.

That trash right up there is the disease that infects love.

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omg, he just sent me a picture of his finger with a bandaid on it, unsolicited, istg.

:headache:
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omg, he just sent me a picture of his finger with a bandaid on it, unsolicited, istg.

headache
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lol … humorous!
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Oh, to be young, and feel love's keen sting...
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I know.
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omg, he just sent me a picture of his finger with a bandaid on it, unsolicited, istg.

:headache:
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you obviously are a momma's boy magnet! lol

he wants to kiss it! lol

its a stand in for ……. lol
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omg, he just sent me a picture of his finger with a bandaid on it, unsolicited, istg.

:headache:
 Quoting: pool


you obviously are a momma's boy magnet! lol

he wants to kiss it! lol

its a stand in for ……. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77101074


:ahhhh:
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This is good, for everyone. Not gonna embed them, it’s such a pain in the ass to do it on my phone, plus I gotta call my mom soon.








 Quoting: Jough-Henery


lol .. hf
 Quoting: rewind


Thanks, vids are worth a watch.
 Quoting: Jough-Henery


Every one of those videos is useless and will not lead through the gates of lasting love.

Love is not some formula for seduction. It is not a 12 step process. This is all useless muggle left-brained hogwash. That's the problem today. Muggles think they can program and automate courtship. Not only that, but they expect it to be so. And when love turns out to be nothing as they imagined it, they are left spinning in confusion and frustration.

That trash right up there is the disease that infects love.
 Quoting: anastasis888


Bullshit.

Young people today know more about how to use Tinder and Facebook for love than understanding how the fuck to interact with others.

Careful with labeling stuff “useless”. Just because something has no value to you doesn’t mean you should disregard it’s inherent value.
*INTJ*

If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

Who keeps leaving egg related karma?? Why?
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omg, he just sent me a picture of his finger with a bandaid on it, unsolicited, istg.

:headache:
 Quoting: pool


you obviously are a momma's boy magnet! lol

he wants to kiss it! lol

its a stand in for ……. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77101074


:ahhhh:
 Quoting: pool


sending dick pics are no longer acceptable.

sending pics of appendages are still symbolically apropos though! lol
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Ok, have it your way. But all you'll get is one bitter apple.


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lol .. hf
 Quoting: rewind


Thanks, vids are worth a watch.
 Quoting: Jough-Henery


Every one of those videos is useless and will not lead through the gates of lasting love.

Love is not some formula for seduction. It is not a 12 step process. This is all useless muggle left-brained hogwash. That's the problem today. Muggles think they can program and automate courtship. Not only that, but they expect it to be so. And when love turns out to be nothing as they imagined it, they are left spinning in confusion and frustration.

That trash right up there is the disease that infects love.
 Quoting: anastasis888


Bullshit.

Young people today know more about how to use Tinder and Facebook for love than understanding how the fuck to interact with others.

Careful with labeling stuff “useless”. Just because something has no value to you doesn’t mean you should disregard it’s inherent value.
 Quoting: Jough-Henery


green for you! hugs
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Just remember that I have the statistics to prove that your formula isn't working. I know that must just blow your mind that so many could be so wrong.
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just for the record I have never sent a dick pic! lol

that needed to be cleared up. lol

I do see the dark side and the good sides of people. lol
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he wants to kiss it! lol

its a stand in for ……. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77101074


sending dick pics are no longer acceptable.

sending pics of appendages are still symbolically apropos though! lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77101074



1 date and this is what happens.
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Just remember that I have the statistics to prove that your formula isn't working. I know that must just blow your mind that so many could be so wrong.
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most statistics are mathematical formulas based on nuisance. lol
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Just remember that I have the statistics to prove that your formula isn't working. I know that must just blow your mind that so many could be so wrong.
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most statistics are mathematical formulas based on nuisance. lol
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So Einsteins wife was right.
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he wants to kiss it! lol

its a stand in for ……. lol
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sending dick pics are no longer acceptable.

sending pics of appendages are still symbolically apropos though! lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77101074



1 date and this is what happens.
 Quoting: pool


dating is learning about people. its an interaction that can refine your intuitiveness.

Just remember that I have the statistics to prove that your formula isn't working. I know that must just blow your mind that so many could be so wrong.
 Quoting: anastasis888


most statistics are mathematical formulas based on nuisance. lol
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So Einsteins wife was right.
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first or second wife?

nuisance is what causes people act and react.
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I did get a tingling on the back of my scalp before you posted today. lol
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yeah it started to tingle again! lol
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My foot on their formulas, and seductions, and to do lists. I know they do not know love. Piosson d'Avril on them all.



Collum tuum sicut turris eburnea;
oculi tui sicut piscinæ in Hesebon
quæ sunt in porta filiæ multitudinis.

Glory be to God in the high heauens, and peace in earth, and towards men good will. - Luke 2:14 (Geneva Bible, 1560)

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My foot on their formulas, and seductions, and to do lists. I know they do not know love. Piosson d'Avril on them all.



Collum tuum sicut turris eburnea;
oculi tui sicut piscinæ in Hesebon
quæ sunt in porta filiæ multitudinis.

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