Honest question, what do flat earthers think of the new star link satellite footage?

Surveillance Network

Prove it without using known fake news sources.

Wait, you are the assholes that say it is flat with "evidence" that is easy to debunk.

Not one of you can:

1. Post a photo you were ever on a long flight at altitude
2. Post proof you were ever on a cruise with no land in sight
3. Post no proof you live very close, or have ever visited a coast to the OCEAN.

When in court, the person making the claim MUST have supporting evidence. A flat Earther has ZERO evidence 100% of the time.

Will it hit the Tesla roadster floating around up there?

I bet it lands on Mars, and drives around. MASSIVE publicity.

How much can you see from your Mom's basemwnt?

There is gonna be lots of sightings of this satellite system and there already has been...

If they aren't satellites then what are they accoring to flat earth theory?

How do satellites work on a flat model?

Simple question

needs paprika

they are birds, pigeons with radios tied to their feet.
flat earth proofed again bitch..

If it doesn’t explode from the poorly engineered lithium batteries first

Crickets

They would say that the rocket blew up over the ocean, and that a fleet of balloons carrying the real satellites was set up instead.

The greatest scientist and researchers over hundreds of years have found no proof of the ball Earth theory, likely zero chance of these halfwit bawlers having any.

"Think" is not something that Flat Earthers exactly excel at.

They are likely sitting in their mom's basement, picking their noses, and watching YouTube vids made by other Flatty idiots, all in the name of "research".

At some point they'll scream upstairs at their moms to heat up their Hot Pockets, and change their diapers.


In other words, a typical day for a Flatty.

Listen I’m skeptical of the ball earth theory as well...

But no one can answer this question directly...

just ask a flat-earther to explain seasons, time zones, day and night, latitude, and planetary parallax/retrograde motion, and watch the heavyweight, olympic world-champion, gold-medalist logical gymnastics they have to go through

nobody believes the earth is flat, they are paid psychological warfare operatives, used to shit in the punch bowl of "conspiracy theory"

I don't think that flat earthers have ever denied that there are things are in low Earth orbit.

SpaceX launches its first 60 internet satellites into low Earth orbit

common denominator = low earth orbit

then is it shaped like a claw hammer, an Omega 8000-series masticating juicer, or the engine of a 2011 Honda Fit base model engine?

because if you're skeptical that its not spherical, and its certainly not flat, then the only choices left are the ones listed above

Saw it last night while talking about it with friends at a campfire, really cool! It doesn't really debunk anything, suppose it could just be flying in a big circle

Pathetic footage.

Prove the claims it makes.

Prove the satellites are what YOU claim they are.

Its yours and Muskies claims you dick.

I have a picture of a black hole, oh nasa gave it to me so it must be real .

Its pathetic footage reeled out at a convenient time.

Only idiots would consider it as solid evidence for Wahh ball earth .

Shining lasers on the ceiling to measure it is a good idea.