Plague-Infested Fleas Confirmed Around DICK’S Sporting Goods Park

RATS

Dog dick gnats

"...Just remember to pack some extra bug spray and steer clear of any rodents while out on the lot, and everything will be okay, probably."

Don't shoot the cute little prairie dogs. Those fleas need a living host. Where would they go? Vendors, bring half of what you planned to bring.

there will be 40,000 hippies @ dicks sporting goods park for a weekend at the end of the month

hippies w/ deadlocks and dogs w/ dreadlocks



Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 08/05/2019 10:42 AM

Good catch Dogfood,

cheers

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lie down with dogs

get up with Dick fleas

Runaway Jim

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"...“The health department feels that these precautions will greatly minimize the risk of exposure to patrons, players, and employees and help ensure a safe experience,” the statement continues. “We will continue to monitor the situation in the lead up to the Rapids home game with Montreal Impact on Saturday at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park.”

A bit of double-speak right there. 'We assure you it's safe, really we do. Despite the presence of plague-infested fleas at the venue, It's best you stay away from any of the rats you see roaming around. Bug spray might help deter rogue fleas lurking the area during the duration of the event...which we've shortened for your added protection, by cancelling the fireworks display...so you need not be exposed any longer than necessary'

Oh...

Agricultural Biological Warfare.

Camping for the Phish Festival has been canned

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Last Edited by Dogfood™ on 08/20/2019 10:04 AM

Dem fleas be Bouncin' Round The Room, eh?

Oh, to be Prince Caspian, lost on the flea.

they even said No Shakedown

no camping is official..
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Should put up hazard signs “ Danger Fleas around Dick’s”

Pestisval!

Party like its 1340's!