BREAKING: Billy Ringo Warns Iran Against New Attempts to Control the Straits of Hormuz

Billy Ringo's foreign minister has said Billy Ringo will not negotiate with Tehran and any further attempts by Iran to restrict safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be met with heavy military response.

Iran's claim of a dangerous "secret weapon" has been crushed due to Billy Ringo's claim of an overpowering and even more dangerous "super-duper secret weapon." In response Ravleh Pavlomeneh, a member of the Iranian Parliament's committee on Dromedary Affairs, stated "we will not be bullied or intimidated by such claims. Our camels are of great stock and will carry the Mahdi into battle. Leaving our enemies bleeding in the burnt dust of goat dung."

However, Iran's claims of military superiority have been devastated due to the loss of 12,356 camels and their 2nd Regiment Royal Dromedary Commandoes during an attack on a Mexican fishing boat 850 meters off the coast of Iran. Brigadier General Hossein Salami, the deputy commander of the Revolutionary Guard Corps, expressed shock that his vaunted camels were not able to provide battle in the open ocean--and therefore drowned with all riders on-board.

Vacationers Jesus DeSueza and his fishing mate Octavio Gomez were stunned to see over 12,000 camels and their riders charge the open ocean towards them...but quickly noticed the riders struggled to keep their humps above water. After witnessing the devastation, Jesus and Octavio navigated to shore and returned their boat to Achmed's Fishing Charters and Bait shop. Achmed declined to be interviewed for this story.

Last Edited by Billy Ringo on 08/19/2019 02:56 PM