Billy Ringo
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User ID: 75162463 United States 11/07/2019 12:12 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BREAKING NEWS: For Immediate Release: Billy Ringo Will Live Out His Life as a Male :#@rc3f: For Immediate ReleaseAfter much thought and consternation, Billy Ringo has announced that he will live out the rest of his life as a male. In a prepared release, Ringo stated: "from this point forward, I will do "guy" kind of things, like watching football, belching, eating with my fingers, wearing pants and smelling my own farts. It really wasn't a tough decision...not sure why my publicist thought it required an announcement, but, whatever. I was born with a dick and figure I'll just keep using it whenever the opportunity presents itself.
I'd like to thank my parents for their support by not giving me any Barbie dolls or Easy Bake Ovens for Christmas or Birthdays in my childhood. I couldn't have done it without them. I am Billy Ringo and I approve of this message. Paid for by belligerent derelicts for Ringo. |
Billy Ringo
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User ID: 75162463 United States 11/08/2019 11:54 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: BREAKING NEWS: For Immediate Release: Billy Ringo Will Live Out His Life as a Male FWIW, I scratched my balls this morning and drank my coffee black. Still a male. I am Billy Ringo and I approve of this message. Paid for by belligerent derelicts for Ringo. |