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Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?

 
Boaty

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Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I mean effing perfect.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
im an expert at over light
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
This guy might

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Isnt "sunny side up" just "half raw?"
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
most every day for the last 30 years... have the heart attacks and heart disease to prove it
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I can...but perfect is in the eye of the beholder.
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Isnt "sunny side up" just "half raw?"
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Or half cooked
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Yea,over medium is way harder!
You aint a real chef in my eyes until you cook a perfect over medium!
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Secret to egg cooking is carry over cooking.....take off heat before you think its done.....when it looks good it the pan, it will be overdone by the time it hits the plate...
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I can but I always break the yolk. Oh and cook yer hashbrowns first. a meal for less than a buck.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
most every day for the last 30 years... have the heart attacks and heart disease to prove it
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bsflag

What else have you been eating with it you fake news sprouting fat fuck?
Boaty  (OP)

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Isnt "sunny side up" just "half raw?"
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Hell no. That's just a half cooked egg.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Secret to egg cooking is carry over cooking.....take off heat before you think its done.....when it looks good it the pan, it will be overdone by the time it hits the plate...
 Quoting: Top Chef 73364948


Top Chef knows his stuff.
Boaty  (OP)

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
most every day for the last 30 years... have the heart attacks and heart disease to prove it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41173011


bsflag

What else have you been eating with it you fake news sprouting fat fuck?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77821177


Syrup with pancakes probably
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
its easy..the top clear shit..is in a circle..just break that with the spatula and let it run out..not the yolk..just that weird snot pool around it
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Isnt "sunny side up" just "half raw?"
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Or half cooked
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Yeah, I can't stand the white raw at all. It must be thoroughly cooked. But I do like a runny yolk.

The trick is adding a bit of water to the pan, and using a glass lid (so you can see how done the egg is.)

It steams the top of the white, but if you take it out just at the right time, the yolk is still good.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
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Uncooked yolk is the near perfect food nutritionally (sunny side up or over easy ...) - in moderation - add a bit of real butter and your approaching just what your body needs daily -

PS - uncooked egg whites are NOT digestible in large quantities so don't make that part of your diet
Boaty  (OP)

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
its easy..the top clear shit..is in a circle..just break that with the spatula and let it run out..not the yolk..just that weird snot pool around it
 Quoting: diverdan01


No need for that. The trick is low heat. Cook it until there is no egg snot.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Get iron skillet hot.
Cook pound of bacon.
Leave grease in skillet.
Drop the egg in grease for 3 minutes
Perfect sunny side up eggs.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Get iron skillet hot.
Cook pound of bacon.
Leave grease in skillet.
Drop the egg in grease for 3 minutes
Perfect sunny side up eggs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14667087


I use bear grease.....
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Get iron skillet hot.
Cook pound of bacon.
Leave grease in skillet.
Drop the egg in grease for 3 minutes
Perfect sunny side up eggs.
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That is the only way I can make them. Cook in bacon grease.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I couldn't to save my life, but my wife has that shit down to a science.
She's tried to show me, but I'll never be as good as her, and I refuse to eat inferior eggs, so it's pointless.
I'd rather be real and rejected than fake and accepted.

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
That is easy. Try cooking a perfect egg ravioli. Just keeping that bastard intact during the pasta covering will drive you mad. When it goes right though, you will be getting mad pussy.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
This seems very easy to one over easy....

Am I wrong?
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Steaks bloody.

Eggs runny.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Perfect huevos have A1 on them.
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
That is easy. Try cooking a perfect egg ravioli. Just keeping that bastard intact during the pasta covering will drive you mad. When it goes right though, you will be getting mad pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77733405


Mad pussy?
For knowing how to cook ravioli?

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
Get iron skillet hot.
Cook pound of bacon.
Leave grease in skillet.
Drop the egg in grease for 3 minutes
Perfect sunny side up eggs.
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That is the only way I can make them. Cook in bacon grease.
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i use wd-40
Relativity

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I mean effing perfect.
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I can, cook in shell for 5 min in boiling water..

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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I mean effing perfect.
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First you grab your prostitute by the pussy and fuck her while professing your Christianity, while your wife is pregnant with your child...

wait, sorry...wrong thread....

Last Edited by Relativity on 08/21/2019 11:07 PM
“In finding balance between lies and trust
there will never be a better source
than to speak your truth
or make your peace some other way.”
~Sully Erna

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
-Gandalph

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
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Re: Who else here can cook a perfect sunny side up egg?
I mean effing perfect.
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I absolutely can. The trick is to add a few drops of water once the whites firm up slightly, then cover with a lid and remove the pan from the burner.





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