Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun | |
LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 77089524 United States 10/09/2019 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun My buddies married now so who cares. He dated this other girl for 7 years before breaking up. She knew me when I was ridiculously in shape and sexy-- 175 pounds and ripped. Now I'm 250 pounds and flabby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 She always had a thing for me, showed me her new fake tits back when she was dating my buddy at a New Years eve party. Hoping after all these years she's turned into a chubby chaser. LOL. Should I give my buddy a heads up out of bro code? This isn't totally random, she works in the same office tower as me and we've crossed paths. Setup a lunch date for tomorrow over IG. Opie, you’re contradicting yourself... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77209125 United States 10/09/2019 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun My buddies married now so who cares. He dated this other girl for 7 years before breaking up. She knew me when I was ridiculously in shape and sexy-- 175 pounds and ripped. Now I'm 250 pounds and flabby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 She always had a thing for me, showed me her new fake tits back when she was dating my buddy at a New Years eve party. Hoping after all these years she's turned into a chubby chaser. LOL. Should I give my buddy a heads up out of bro code? This isn't totally random, she works in the same office tower as me and we've crossed paths. Setup a lunch date for tomorrow over IG. Opie, you’re contradicting yourself... crossed paths over instagram. She was posting stories in our office lobby... |
Boaty
User ID: 77825331 United States 10/09/2019 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Troll thread fail. ```````````````` ````__/\__`````` ~~~\____/~~~~ .~~..~~~....~~~ ~..~~~....~~~~ Thoughts do not come from you nor God; you do not create thoughts; you are not your thoughts; every thought is a lie. - 2 Corinthians 10:5 - [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] |
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LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 77089524 United States 10/09/2019 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun My buddies married now so who cares. He dated this other girl for 7 years before breaking up. She knew me when I was ridiculously in shape and sexy-- 175 pounds and ripped. Now I'm 250 pounds and flabby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 She always had a thing for me, showed me her new fake tits back when she was dating my buddy at a New Years eve party. Hoping after all these years she's turned into a chubby chaser. LOL. Should I give my buddy a heads up out of bro code? This isn't totally random, she works in the same office tower as me and we've crossed paths. Setup a lunch date for tomorrow over IG. Opie, you’re contradicting yourself... crossed paths over instagram. She was posting stories in our office lobby... |
Renaissance Woman
User ID: 74808330 United States 10/09/2019 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Sorry, OP, if she's the fake breasts type, then looks may be part of her world. You didn't say why your friend broke up with her after 7 years. Sounds like he knows her well -- what does he know that you don't? Could have been 7 year itch, but you may want to find out. "For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18253217 United States 10/09/2019 07:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun My buddies married now so who cares. He dated this other girl for 7 years before breaking up. She knew me when I was ridiculously in shape and sexy-- 175 pounds and ripped. Now I'm 250 pounds and flabby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 She always had a thing for me, showed me her new fake tits back when she was dating my buddy at a New Years eve party. Hoping after all these years she's turned into a chubby chaser. LOL. Should I give my buddy a heads up out of bro code? This isn't totally random, she works in the same office tower as me and we've crossed paths. Setup a lunch date for tomorrow over IG. Total bro code moment. Talk to your friend. Remember: Ex's are Ex's for a reason. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77209125 United States 10/09/2019 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18253217 United States 10/09/2019 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... |
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LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 77089524 United States 10/09/2019 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77209125 United States 10/09/2019 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... 6ft exactly. Don't hold it well, although my chest is as big as my stomach |
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User ID: 77188822 United States 10/09/2019 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... 6ft exactly. Don't hold it well, although my chest is as big as my stomach Face it bro... This is your future. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18253217 United States 10/09/2019 07:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... 6ft exactly. Don't hold it well, although my chest is as big as my stomach There are many ways to interpret that. Did you get prescribed that Risperdal drug? If so, maybe she is bi-sexual? But at 6ft, 250 lbs though, it isn't the end of the world. If she mentions weight, just say "yeah, last few years have been busy and my health slipped", and keep it along the lines that your starting to get back in shape(which you should for your own health). Order something light. Like chicken/fish+ a salad to make it seem legit and avoid soda. She is approaching the Wall, and will likely overlook the weight issue, as long as she thinks your on the road to self improvement, as she remembers what you can be. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77209125 United States 10/09/2019 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Not like it makes it any better, but they broke up after 7 years because the both where cheating with others. When he realized she had a one night stand it was the excuse to end it all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77209125 But they were both mid-late 20s at the time, so there's that young adulthood immaturity. Actually at his bachelor party he asked me if I fucked her, which I never did. Apparently around 2014 he saw were were snapchat friends when snapchat use to list everyone's top 3.d up I'm gonna just have lunch and catch up, will talk to my bro if I think I'll end up doing something stupid, not worried as I'm fat and I wouldn't wanna fuck myself. Nice car and great job helps though, lol How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... 6ft exactly. Don't hold it well, although my chest is as big as my stomach There are many ways to interpret that. Did you get prescribed that Risperdal drug? If so, maybe she is bi-sexual? But at 6ft, 250 lbs though, it isn't the end of the world. If she mentions weight, just say "yeah, last few years have been busy and my health slipped", and keep it along the lines that your starting to get back in shape(which you should for your own health). Order something light. Like chicken/fish+ a salad to make it seem legit and avoid soda. She is approaching the Wall, and will likely overlook the weight issue, as long as she thinks your on the road to self improvement, as she remembers what you can be. Funny that I know what Risperdal is, but no. P90X program and I use to do 300-400 push ups a day to fill my chest out. As I stopped working out, fat added to the area, so meh. I honestly don't care as much as I use to back in my 20s and now just care about making money. Thanks for the tips, yeah, she remembers what I can be... lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51278081 Canada 10/09/2019 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun You gotta roll into the date on a rascal...one of those mobility scooters.....for added effect.....have a large bike pennant flag on it with a maga flag and a couple of raccoon tails...... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18253217 United States 10/09/2019 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18253217 How tall are you? If your 6ft+, you should be in good shape. If your under 6ft....... 6ft exactly. Don't hold it well, although my chest is as big as my stomach There are many ways to interpret that. Did you get prescribed that Risperdal drug? If so, maybe she is bi-sexual? But at 6ft, 250 lbs though, it isn't the end of the world. If she mentions weight, just say "yeah, last few years have been busy and my health slipped", and keep it along the lines that your starting to get back in shape(which you should for your own health). Order something light. Like chicken/fish+ a salad to make it seem legit and avoid soda. She is approaching the Wall, and will likely overlook the weight issue, as long as she thinks your on the road to self improvement, as she remembers what you can be. Funny that I know what Risperdal is, but no. P90X program and I use to do 300-400 push ups a day to fill my chest out. As I stopped working out, fat added to the area, so meh. I honestly don't care as much as I use to back in my 20s and now just care about making money. Thanks for the tips, yeah, she remembers what I can be... lol Heart disease, stroke, diabetes, cancer, liver failure, kidney failure and etc, are good reasons to want to get in shape. You don't need 300 push ups a day, 30 a day will work as well. Money can't buy good health(unless your a billionaire, even then it is iffy). |
Interested_1
User ID: 77128962 United States 10/09/2019 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun You gotta roll into the date on a rascal...one of those mobility scooters.....for added effect.....have a large bike pennant flag on it with a maga flag and a couple of raccoon tails...... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51278081 Hahahahaha. I'd love to see her face. Take the red pill now...later it will come as a suppository. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78068523 10/09/2019 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Got a lunch date with my good buddy's ex-girlfriend tomorrow-- she doesn't know I got fat. This should be fun Translation: OP is gonna order an extra large pizza and 2 dozen wings (on mom's credit card of course), gorge himself, and then have a greasy wank. If he's lucky, he might be able to reach his obese ass with his other hand and finger his asshole. |
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