Remember that large brick of cheese that your mom used to make Mac and cheese?

velveta

Vagina

vagina cheese

Are you wondering what I am getting at?

This is a Mandela effect question.

Yes, that is how I remember it too. Now it is Velveeta.

Too many E's and the word looks too long.

No, it wasn't stinky.

Always been two e’s. Me and my brothers were fed a ton of this cheap ass not-cheese back in the 70s I would know

velveta

hmm. wikipedia article seems normal. to the normal person. to me, i can spot some oddities. for one thing, it lists the ingredients. "has listed" No cheese is in it. But, then it says "In the 1980s, Velveeta used the advertising jingle, "Colby, Swiss and Cheddar, blended all together" in its US television commercials to explain its taste and texture because real cheese was used in the product at that time." Why not say up front that they changed the recipe? They lie. All the time. About everything. It isn't what it was. Perhaps that's related.

You’re all wrong, it’s always been spelled r-o-t-e-l. Dip it and eat, losers.

Suzy, do you remember when you used to work for Gower and I would visit you for dinner a few times a week?

Velveeta, aka coronary in a box.

Interesting find. The only internet evidence of it being Velveta is in old advertising.

Why?

Velveeta, too expensive.

My wife and I used the Gubmint cheese to feed our kids.

That is one of it's better qualities.

Always been velveeta.

My brothers and I called it a petroleum product.

Plastic cheese food alternative. Melts well, but, yes, heart attack in a box.

My family used to get the plastic Guberment cheese as well. I never liked neither products. I couldn't get over the fact that it was so artificial.

Oddly, "In the 1930s, Velveeta became the first cheese product to gain the American Medical Association's seal of approval." And once the fed + constitution was set up to use taxes to pay interest on the national debt, when used with macaroni it became the first rations for the post-FED slaves.

The AMA was our enemy from the beginning like the rest of the three letter agencies. They recommended cigarettes, valium, amphetamines and Thalidomide as well.

Sorry, kid - just because it looks funny doesn't mean your memory isn't fucked up. It's ALWAYS been VELVEETA since first sold back in 19-fucking-18! Which BTW: was long before plastics were introduced.

If you doubt me, just google "Vintage Velveeta boxes" and you'll see for yourself.

Last Edited by GSB/LTD on 10/22/2019 11:45 PM

WTF kind of proof do you need? The advertising images go back over ONE HUNDRED YEARS... but YOUR memory is correct, right?

You're just a fucking little troll.

LOL, people don't remember how to spell something perfectly from like 20 fucking years ago, and MANDELA EFFECT!!!

LOL, the video that proves Velveeta with one E, look closely, the actual picture shows Velveeta with TWO Es, and whoever typed the add, misspelled it with only ONE E.

You haven't read all of the posts.

Sorriest excuse for cheese ever.