I just saw a real life Buddhist monk, in the flesh.

I couldn't believe it, neither could anyone else he walked past at the supermarket. We all just stared.

He was the stereotypical monk, bald head, chubby face, brown robe (completely covered not just 1 shoulder), caramel skin tone. He had a smile on his face too. I guess their robes are some kind of ranking like martial arts. Does anyone know what level Buddha his with this kind of robe?

I was like dafuq, there are no caves nearby. This was some serious guy that looked like he belonged in Tibet. What's he going to buy without money???

So I looked up some Buddhist temples close by and they all look like stupid white people belong to them all in a circle taking notes cause they are too retarded to know this shit naturally.

Anyways I have a friend in Virginia that has most of her food prepared for her by a Buddhist chef, she gets it all for from from the temple but she donates money. I wonder if all those people I see practicing to become Buddhist on the websites realize they are just vegetarian cooks in training.

Anyways, he looked cool af. I've seen Hare Krishnas in Poland but they just weren't the same as this cat. I was warned to stay away from them, nobody was giving any warnings out to stay away from the real Buddha.

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I don’t understand why they have to be castrated?

That’s sad... it’s mutilating your body!