I have always wanted to grab a woman's expensive handbag (Louis Vuitton, Hermes, etc.) and throw it high as I can in the air and hit the ground.

i think this a case of quid pro purse...

hunter biden is on the scene

There’s always some chivalrous tool out there defending them there wOman. Still would be funny though.

Funny if you’re in middle school or grown up and mentally unstable. You’d be the only one laughing.

Thanks Jayne.

Mighty white of you ma'am. All this purse talk has made my head spin. A flash of reality... really is a fresh breath.

I feel like the lads here have so much to learn, and there is so little time.

YES and YES. Logos are tacky as hell and haters are gonna hate when they dont have a man who will buy them beautiful things or, alternately, are a man who cant afford to buy their woman beautiful things. So they jealously post AC instead.

So "understated" that you had to drop the names on GLP, and then tell us all about you brand new $20,000 Italian Ilve range that hubby just bought you when accounting for yourself?

Do you have any idea why us 'Proles' find you Utterly Repugnant?

You are Empty, Hollow, Pathetic, and I will bet a Million Dollars that you have a Favorite Kardissian.

Wow, that is first thing of worth that guy has said all night!

Awww, you're so jealous! How cute!

Merit totally has one coming for you directly from his Mom's Basement.
Don't worry, the internet will think you are awesome too.

I had my medicine!

I'm not into S&M though. I tend to be the dominate one in my relationships!

Oh good. LOL

Can't rain all the time.

*shrug* I already have more than I need in purses worth more than you make in a year, courtesy of Merit. Cant afford one for your female? How sad. IF you even have a female. LOL

I have an umbrella.

1. Care not for the tacky Kardashians

2. Care not about your opinion

3. You are sooooo jelly

I don't think his mom has a basement

Metaphorically speaking of course!

So, you are into S&M. If you are the dominant, then it stands to reason, there is a submissive.

He is a female, or at least identifies as one.

Well, both. I mean, I have a real umbrella too.

Not cool. That is destruction of private property.
If I had a Fat Trump Balloon and someone slashed it, would be the same, they are destroying private property.

He is an angry tranny who cant afford expensive bags, maybe? Sounds right!

LOL yeah good point!

That a bunch of cra ... Oh, I see some boots I like.

Some of you younger woman are buying these gaudy ridiculous things because there is a HUGE label or stamp on the side.

You know the guy? he puts TURBO in big block white letters on his red Honda.

He has a turbo...whoopy woo.

I see some of those atrocious Dolce and Gabana units, chain shoiulder straps, opens into one or two big caverns... no compact, or makeup zipped pocket, no where to hang a knife, flashlight, or anything that makes sense.

But there is a HUGE D&G on the side.

Or the guy with the new Ram....says HEMI across the whole box.

I am in Nova Scotia right now at my heritage home. I'll be back out west come May, and I may have a spot soon in Saskatchewan if the deal all works out.

I will be happy to guide you through all aspects of your wardrobe.

I am somewhat of an expert on what looks good on every different type of lady.

No whips or chains in the bedroom but there's a sex swing!

No, I'm Man. I am just a man who finds who finds Materialist Cheese Trash Women like you to be easy targets.

Come back with something sassy about how your possessions (and your obsessions with them and letting EVERYONE KNOW about them) make you so much better than the 'Proles'.

We are all waiting.

Maybe hubby can write a check to someone who can produce a decent response...?

Oh, this is going to be good! You done fucked up!



Last Edited by Truth Reaper on 11/13/2019 11:18 PM

Mmmmmmv cheese. French cheese in particular.