Bad landlord - let's have a little fun.

So, I want to have a little fun with a bad landlord, and I need some suggestions from GLP members.

A little history.... We had a tornado last year causing damage to our rental unit. The landlord has been horrible about repairing unit over the last 13 months despite my consistent rent payments. I finally got very angry with them for not dealing with a significant safety hazard that could result in fire. Her response ... she put the house up for sale. Her husband tells me I pissed off the wrong woman. In other words, they are using the house sale to get rid of my family. She owns several units in the same condo group, will sell this one for a profit, and buy another one, forcing us out.

Anyhow, we found a place to live close to our current home so fortunately, my kids won't need to switch schools mid term. However, to grab this home at a price I could afford, I now need to pay rent on both units over the next two months.

As you can imagine, I am pissed with this landlord so I want to toy with her a little. In Canada, we can send what is called an e-transfer. Money arrives and is deposited instantly through email. I am going to send her $25/day. With the last month's rent already paid, this will clear the rent due by the end of the 60 day notice period.

With this email there is a pass phrase and a pass word.

for example:

pass phrase: I am The Gr _ _ _ _ !
pass word: inch

I am going to select a new pass phrase/word every day I send her $25.


Please, give me a bunch of pass phrase/word combinations. Select combinations where the pass word is easy to guess. I don't want to have to tell her the pass word each time.