"See You After Jail Guys": Art World Stunned After Man Eats $120,000 Banana Duct Taped To Wall

People living on the damn streets and some rich cock sucker buys a banana for 120 grand this world deserves to burn.

The film "Mickey Blue Eyes" (1999) is a romantic comedy, about an art auctioneer who falls in love with a Mafia princess. It lays out how art is a vehicle for money laundering.

Easy to hide ill gotten gains when you get a monkey to throw paint at a canvas and attach whatever price you want to the result.

That's the wrong thing to say in prison.

I just duct-taped a loaf of banana bread to a canvas and I loaded it in the car for a drive down to Miami...it's an easy $1.5 million in the bank!

Millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions now for one work. Easy way to do it. The "real" rich get away with the money laundering.

And call it a baniner

If he enjoyed eating the banana is that art appreciation?

You were suppose to dry them out and smoke them, but that didn't do anything either.

The banana had ELECTROLYTES that’s why is so important!!! This banana could’ve ignited ww3

ill bet it was insured for a bit more than the original price, and the evidence is prolly making its way thru the perps large intestine, as we speak, (write).

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holy fucking autism lmfao

A couple of big drug deals must have been transacted in front of everyone's noses with much glee.

Or maybe a couple of contract killings.

Come on guys-- two words--MONEY LAUNDERING.

No, never was.

Seriously. It’s like a group of people fed some low range IQ guy a sheet of acid and agreed to take whatever he says as gospel.

“Hey look, Jim is wearing a traffic cone on his knees. That’s our new obsession - I’ll give Jim a million dollars to put more traffic cones on his knees! Whose with me?

and that's how you move money around, you laundry it.

It is not art, it is money laundering.

This.........the art becomes a financial instrument to launder money with.....

Ultimate art. Gather the terd containing the eaten banana. Reincarnated banana art, fabulous

The art world is legalized money laundering. Somehow as long as you pay enough commissions to enough professionals everything becomes legal.

These super rich Pricks are rubbing it in our face how fucking poor we ALL REALLY ARE...

Not the guy eating the banana but the one BUYING IT...

Those people are WILL GO TO HELL...AS PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ON THE STREETS while they are buying 120,000 banana...

These Really really Rich people that pay for an banana Art,which will rot in mere weeks,are really really sick...and really should be looked at carefully in real life...

If they are willing to do some sick shit like that...what else would they do...

ya gotta smoke 'em, dumbass, just the outer skin, no the whole peel

Went to an art gallery, everyone was fawning over a white canvas with three dots in it.

Marxist Art.

Alive and well.

pathetic and amusing.

The CIA already admitted they invented "abstract" art as a way to funnel $.

Being an art world banana, you know that banana been some dark places. Dude who ate it probably has aids now.