Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused?

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Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78294628 United States 12/30/2019 11:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I’m in the jury pool currently waiting with about 200 people. Packed in like cattle. I wore my Trump Spaceforce shirt today. Any tips how else I can get out of this?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 41173011 United States 12/30/2019 11:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Racism works everytime for me
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78293852 Australia 12/30/2019 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Get your cock out .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78283062 United States 12/30/2019 11:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Dont get excused. Exercise 10 amendment duty and judge the law. Nullify. Jury nullification, it how prohibition was defeated.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72515436 United States 12/30/2019 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Foam at the mouth.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78004630 United States 12/30/2019 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? chew gum loudly

Anonymous Coward User ID: 60407566 United States 12/30/2019 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? join a bunch of kekistan groups on social media and slap a few it's okay to be white posters up around your town even if your town has like 1200 people in it you'll have a good laugh about the media claiming an alt-right neo-nazi uprising is starting in your city lol
rjdim User ID: 78292511 United States 12/30/2019 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell them you believe in the Constitution and jury nullification. That should do it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45094243 United Kingdom 12/30/2019 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Fart...loudly, several times... Hey, it's not illegal...yet...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45094243 United Kingdom 12/30/2019 11:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell them you have a bowel problem... works every time:)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77882742 United States 12/30/2019 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? ask alot of questions and sound smart. they won't want you.

Prowling Panther User ID: 78068491 United States 12/30/2019 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I don't think there's anything you can do until they call you to the courtroom. The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36271174 United States 12/30/2019 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell them you believe in jury nullification
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78294628 United States 12/30/2019 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Just listened to some judge tell me I should be honored to be here!
the deplorable ar-15 nut User ID: 78054348 United States 12/30/2019 11:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell him about glp. We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41173011 United States 12/30/2019 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Just leave....exactly what law says you "Must" serve on a jury and in judgement of others?

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78294628 United States 12/30/2019 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell him about glp. Quoting: the deplorable ar-15 nut I plan to inform all potential jurors, judges, and lawyers about GLP!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76423614 United States 12/30/2019 11:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? facing the same thing in a few weeks ... not looking forward to that clown show ... but wouldn't mind being a juror ... have issues with the legal systems obvious 'tiered enforcement' parameters so nullification could be a possibility
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78294628 United States 12/30/2019 12:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Just leave....exactly what law says you "Must" serve on a jury and in judgement of others? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41173011 I was just told that if I’m an illegal alien or a felon I can be excused. Damn, doesn’t apply!
Kotlik User ID: 60644295 United States 12/30/2019 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? If you are a liberal then just lie. You should be use to it. If conservative, then give a fair ruling.
GolfClap User ID: 77956714 United States 12/30/2019 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Just tell the judge that you would be EXCELLENT for jury duty. You can just LOOK at a person and tell if they are guilty or not.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 23702088 United States 12/30/2019 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I’m in the jury pool currently waiting with about 200 people. Packed in like cattle. I wore my Trump Spaceforce shirt today. Any tips how else I can get out of this? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78294628 Have a very biased and strong opinion on the person or type of person being tried. That usually works and the defense lawyer will have you dismissed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75819984 United States 12/30/2019 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Start jerking off.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78294628 United States 12/30/2019 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Just tell the judge that you would be EXCELLENT for jury duty. You can just LOOK at a person and tell if they are guilty or not. Quoting: GolfClap I will try that!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77139768 United States 12/30/2019 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I started Slow clapping at the conclusion of the “Juror introduction video”. I did not get selected for Jury Duty, and now I have that story.
Hard Eight User ID: 75863275 United States 12/30/2019 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Take a shower and dress nice. Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." Thomas Jefferson If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77719746 United States 12/30/2019 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? omg I first read that as "executed"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78235149 United States 12/30/2019 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? utter two words to the lawyer: JURY NULLIFICATION dont say anything else. he doesnt WANT you to tell the others what it is. you will most likely be escorted out if not jailed... idk. good luck
Anonymous Coward User ID: 60052792 United States 12/30/2019 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I was in a jury pool in 2017, and was an eyewitness to the following: Judge: "Is there anyone here who has good reason to not be considered for jury duty?" Woman in her 50's: "I don't like naggers" Judge: "You are excused."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78235149 United States 12/30/2019 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? Tell them you believe in jury nullification Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36271174 there it is! gaggle it for yourself if you dont believe..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41173011 United States 12/30/2019 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Sitting in courthouse waiting for Jury Duty-any tips on how to get excused? I told the judge I had a foot problem...he asked what was the foot problem that would keep me from serving on a jury. I said my dick kept dripping on it......I was out.
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