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how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?

 
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check your hair brushes handles, see if they smell like butt. s226 if so, he may have a new secret activity going on.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
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lol, you need to include a couple kids in the picture and me being forced to participate as well.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
check your hair brushes handles, see if they smell like butt. s226 if so, he may have a new secret activity going on.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'd say a grown man playing video games is the bigger problem.


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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
When he realizes he didn't plan for the future, the children are still living in the basement and the wife still rolls her eyes in disgust during love play and marriage wasn't all what it supposed to be.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
check your hair brushes handles, see if they smell like butt. s226 if so, he may have a new secret activity going on.
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Also, check for skid marks in the front of his underwear.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
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Y’all can’t take responsibility for anything huh- always a woman’s fault. You realize that you give us all control that way, right?! We’re not your damn Mothers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78333028


Favorite line of a narcissist / borderline, yep you aren’t just another life leacher. Because you know what would actually be required to be my mother? Actually loving me unconditionally dumb twat.

And it’s always the fault of the other, unless both spouses are doing everything in their power to self sacrifice for one another then no one is blameless.

But we can tell from you’re attitude problem that you aren’t. As are 99% of men and women. That’s actually what both sexes want you idiot, to be treated like their parents treat them. Women want their fathers, and men want their mothers.

With your obviously selfish comment shows your denying whatever poor men is in your life his basic need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77937760


Oh please, get back to me when you have some relationship experience. Been married 27yrs asshole. Successful marriages are not built on a parental unconditional love model- they’re partnerships built on mutual respect plus affection. Your very marriage vows place conditions on your union; and most say nothing about parenting your spouse. Loving them, supporting them, encouraging them, and maturely accepting that life won’t always be easy doesn’t equate to unconditional. Cheat, abuse, neglect, lie, etc; those are conditions, unlike a parent who may be disappointed, saddened, hurt, angry, etc by a child but will still love that child with all that they are.

No, my parents nurtured me- they gave me a strong foundation to be independent & grab out of life what I wanted from it. As my spouses parents did him- this is our story that we write together- neither of us self sacrifices for the other to the point of losing ourselves (compromise & respect) & neither of us are free from responsibility in making the relationship work.
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Op please ignore the liberal rant of my fellow countryman. You need some sexing. Your husband is no longer worthy.
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A woman’s age determines her husbands midlife crisi due to her imminent menopause.

Evolutionary psychology
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Trans porn is usually the dead giveaway... Or when you find him masturbating in the mirror
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
If he comes home with his ear pierced, wearing a half-shirt exposing his mid-drift, driving a new red sportscar with a 19-year old sidechick named Giselle in the passenger seat, he may be having a midlife crisis.

When asked about Giselle, if he says "She completes me!" than yes, he's in fullblown meltdown.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


my co-workers 58 y/o husband just took off with a 27 y/o woman!!5a and her 18 y/o son also flew the coop (she hasn't talked with son for over 6 months....rockon

My guess is she was not satisfying her husband's needs and was a byach to her son (but she was an stauntch feminist!! Now she's all alone and in her late 50's!!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'd say a grown man playing video games is the bigger problem.


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^^^^FUCKING THIS^^^^
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
When he puts the down payment on the new corvette ?
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He's mentioned the corvette a couple times but now he's talking about paying the house off and getting another mortgage for a cabin.

Why do men always want cabins, so they can fuck their girlfriends there?
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you may want to talk to someone about your insecurities
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
If he comes home with his ear pierced, wearing a half-shirt exposing his mid-drift, driving a new red sportscar with a 19-year old sidechick named Giselle in the passenger seat, he may be having a midlife crisis.

When asked about Giselle, if he says "She completes me!" than yes, he's in fullblown meltdown.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


my co-workers 58 y/o husband just took off with a 27 y/o woman!!5a and her 18 y/o son also flew the coop (she hasn't talked with son for over 6 months....rockon

My guess is she was not satisfying her husband's needs and was a byach to her son (but she was an stauntch feminist!! Now she's all alone and in her late 50's!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811228


For me, I'm in my mid 50's and the last kid is about to leave for college, the wife rarely want's to have sex (maybe 1 x every 6 weeks, so about 8-9 times a year, Seriously!!), she nag's nonstop (despite me busting my ass (cooking, cleaning and doing everything else around the house, while she is off doing her own thing everyday), so yeah!! I do dream about driving off someday and NEVER returning... I would be happy to meet a woman who actually cares about me!!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I am currently going thru my mid life crisis. I've reached the point where not a lot excites me. Been married a hunnerd years or so it seems. I realize i'm never going to be rich or do a lot of the things I had hoped to do when younger.

Pretty much just day to day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77253753


Agree. You bust your ass, work hard, pay taxes, raise kids, and that’s all there is to life. You realize that that 30 years of working was all bullshit. Get up, eat, work, come home, wife says you’re lazy, sleep and repeat... what’s not to get excited about?
 Quoting: MyPillow


That's how I feel too!! When I started working, I was one of the leading people in the world in my field (I had all kinds of job offers, but the wife kept making excuses to not move. So after about 15 years of that, I stop applying for those better jobs)... I have not come close to my potential and have come to grips that I never will. what do I get in return?? Zero appreciation from my wife and little to no enjoyment in other areas!!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I am currently going thru my mid life crisis. I've reached the point where not a lot excites me. Been married a hunnerd years or so it seems. I realize i'm never going to be rich or do a lot of the things I had hoped to do when younger.

Pretty much just day to day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77253753


Agree. You bust your ass, work hard, pay taxes, raise kids, and that’s all there is to life. You realize that that 30 years of working was all bullshit. Get up, eat, work, come home, wife says you’re lazy, sleep and repeat... what’s not to get excited about?
 Quoting: MyPillow


That's how I feel too!! When I started working, I was one of the leading people in the world in my field (I had all kinds of job offers, but the wife kept making excuses to not move. So after about 15 years of that, I stop applying for those better jobs)... I have not come close to my potential and have come to grips that I never will. what do I get in return?? Zero appreciation from my wife and little to no enjoyment in other areas!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811228


So yeah! if a young woman came along and swept me off my feet, I would be tempted to "FLY" I would love to have another opportunity to have a partner who cares and raise kids all over again (but this time, be allowed to be the best I can be as a provider and parent)
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
When he realizes he didn't plan for the future, the children are still living in the basement and the wife still rolls her eyes in disgust during love play and marriage wasn't all what it supposed to be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78348365


And all he has to blame for his predicament is himself.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'm just 1rof1 behind the replies, they are the funniest part of these threads considering how far off target some of the remarks are.
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most of them make it way too easy but my approach works so why fix something that already works!

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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Better question is

As a wife

When do you realise

You are acting like JOBs wife did

She was a whiney bitch after his troubles started
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hey now
don't hate on Job's wife

she lost everything that Job did
including the kids
imagine your whole family wiped out

she might have made that off statement
are you still holding fast to your integrity
curse God and die already

but truthfully
she did stay with him through it all

how many of today's thots would stick around while their whole lives were turned upside down and the husband lost his health too
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'd say a grown man playing video games is the bigger problem.


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^^^^FUCKING THIS^^^^
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How about grown men wearing jerseys

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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
It's just down time.

Depression would be not taking a shower for weeks, being pessimistic, gaining tons of weight.

Use "whole" messages, I see, I think, I feel, I need. I see you are focused for hours on some things that scare me. I think that the world is going to end. I feel insecure. I need to talk about it.
 Quoting: MissCleo


he does shower and he has put on 5 pounds but that's because I started baking bread and he was intending on gaining since that's easier to do than lose weight.
 Quoting: chasity


It's just down time.

Depression would be not taking a shower for weeks, being pessimistic, gaining tons of weight.

Use "whole" messages, I see, I think, I feel, I need. I see you are focused for hours on some things that scare me. I think that the world is going to end. I feel insecure. I need to talk about it.
 Quoting: MissCleo


he does shower and he has put on 5 pounds but that's because I started baking bread and he was intending on gaining since that's easier to do than lose weight.
 Quoting: chasity



I found your answer.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
If he comes home with his ear pierced, wearing a half-shirt exposing his mid-drift, driving a new red sportscar with a 19-year old sidechick named Giselle in the passenger seat, he may be having a midlife crisis.

When asked about Giselle, if he says "She completes me!" than yes, he's in fullblown meltdown.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


my co-workers 58 y/o husband just took off with a 27 y/o woman!!5a and her 18 y/o son also flew the coop (she hasn't talked with son for over 6 months....rockon

My guess is she was not satisfying her husband's needs and was a byach to her son (but she was an stauntch feminist!! Now she's all alone and in her late 50's!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811228


For me, I'm in my mid 50's and the last kid is about to leave for college, the wife rarely want's to have sex (maybe 1 x every 6 weeks, so about 8-9 times a year, Seriously!!), she nag's nonstop (despite me busting my ass (cooking, cleaning and doing everything else around the house, while she is off doing her own thing everyday), so yeah!! I do dream about driving off someday and NEVER returning... I would be happy to meet a woman who actually cares about me!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811228


id say that about sums it up for most men around this age unfortunately.. Look around u!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
A very amusing troll thread Chasity...lol...better then watching tv OR playing video games.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
A very amusing troll thread Chasity...lol...better then watching tv OR playing video games.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Or having actual problems like the shit some people posted here. Damn, it's way more fun not taking life serious. My husband only calls to talk to one of the kids so they can play together while on the phone instead of using the mics in the game.

This one time some man with a S. American accent asked my little boy to go somewhere with him in the game, my kid wouldn't and they were on the same team so that man said to my little boy in his scary accent, "I'm going to kill you #3" and my little boy got scared then my husband turned on the mic and told him to stfu and went after him and that guys started cussing him out in Spanish and my husband started yelling back at him in Spanish and then he killed that weirdo then my little boy accidentally let off a grenade and killed his dad and himself.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
A very amusing troll thread Chasity...lol...better then watching tv OR playing video games.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Or having actual problems like the shit some people posted here. Damn, it's way more fun not taking life serious. My husband only calls to talk to one of the kids so they can play together while on the phone instead of using the mics in the game.

This one time some man with a S. American accent asked my little boy to go somewhere with him in the game, my kid wouldn't and they were on the same team so that man said to my little boy in his scary accent, "I'm going to kill you #3" and my little boy got scared then my husband turned on the mic and told him to stfu and went after him and that guys started cussing him out in Spanish and my husband started yelling back at him in Spanish and then he killed that weirdo then my little boy accidentally let off a grenade and killed his dad and himself.
 Quoting: chasity


You owe me a new screen...lol...luckily I have a monitor but my screen is ruined.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Had a "midlife crisis" when I was 40. I broke up a marriage and made myself miserable at the same time. Took me 3 years to escape that asylum. Glad I did. Once I left the crazy chick and found a reasonably sane one my life has been right on track.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'm having my mid life crisis right now. No man in my life for over 20 yrs. My family doesn't want me to get involved with anybody. People are too crazy. I guess they're all afraid I'll actually be happy.
I gave up on love. To me, it's just a lie your parents tell you to comfort you.
I'm ok with being alone. I dont have to raise anyone who acts like he's fucking 12 yrs old.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Mine is barely going to work and just wants to play PUBG all the time. Even though he's getting his truck repaired it feels like he's home playing quietly for hours in his room.
 Quoting: chasity


Oh shit, thought you said this was serious. If he were actually having a midlife crisis his dick would be buried deep in something half your age while remortgaging the house a second time for a nice bimbo wagon like a porche. Just enough room for him, his young tart and a set of golf clubs.
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I'm having my mid life crisis right now. No man in my life for over 20 yrs. My family doesn't want me to get involved with anybody. People are too crazy. I guess they're all afraid I'll actually be happy.
I gave up on love. To me, it's just a lie your parents tell you to comfort you.
I'm ok with being alone. I dont have to raise anyone who acts like he's fucking 12 yrs old.
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You should buy another cat.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'm having my mid life crisis right now. No man in my life for over 20 yrs. My family doesn't want me to get involved with anybody. People are too crazy. I guess they're all afraid I'll actually be happy.
I gave up on love. To me, it's just a lie your parents tell you to comfort you.
I'm ok with being alone. I dont have to raise anyone who acts like he's fucking 12 yrs old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4409874


You should buy another cat.
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Go look in the mirror and shoot the first thing you see.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I'm having my mid life crisis right now. No man in my life for over 20 yrs. My family doesn't want me to get involved with anybody. People are too crazy. I guess they're all afraid I'll actually be happy.
I gave up on love. To me, it's just a lie your parents tell you to comfort you.
I'm ok with being alone. I dont have to raise anyone who acts like he's fucking 12 yrs old.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4409874


are you gay or woman have mid life crisis too? I thought menopause was all we get.
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