SO WHO HERE HAS THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER CONSPIRACY!? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73940601 United States 01/21/2020 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Still working with that, its made out of real trees not that sissy shit they use today. Thats whats wrong with kids today, they need some real toilet paper to wipe their asses! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77359939 United States 01/21/2020 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got two crates of the good stuff when Johnny Carson said there was gonna be a toilet paper shortage. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73940601 Still working with that, its made out of real trees not that sissy shit they use today. Thats whats wrong with kids today, they need some real toilet paper to wipe their asses! hear hear the old toilet paper used to use splinters to scrape the mud away now it just slides it around! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78084384 United States 01/21/2020 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I imagine the natural condition of the gut is to be clean and make semi-firm non messy poops. a messy poo means your gut wall is totally lined with crud which is unhealthy and cancerous. It's important to remember what you ate in the previous 24-36 hours and use your poo quality as a guide as to what you should eat for optimal gut thus overall health. |
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User ID: 31702506 United States 01/21/2020 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter how desperate you are, NEVER use your sock.. FYI Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No ! The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it. "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short! A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller Checkd, Keked, and Rekt! #Kids2 |
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User ID: 32294697 United States 01/21/2020 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Food companies have been adding soy and dairy to products over the last 50 years in an attempt to make our shit use more toilet paper to wipe! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77359939 I KEEP WIPING AND ITS LIKE IM WIPING THE END OF A SHARPIE! This site has really been turned over to the sofa-kings!! You are NOT a baby cow, so stop sucking on the tit!! “Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks,they’re only animals.” ~Theodor W. Adorno “We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.” ~ William Ralph Inge "If people want to be real meat eaters, I'd love to see people eat raw flesh from the bone, down to the bone with nothing left but the bones, day after day after day." ~ Gary Yourofsky Earthlings (The Movie) AKA "The vegan maker"! Do you have the balls to watch it?!?! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." ~Pythagoras (6th century BC) "Holy crap, what have we done?" `David Coles [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Gary Yourofsky, Best Speech You Will Ever Hear! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] The great debate, "Should animals be taken off the menu? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Because your FAT ASS eats meat and dairy! Are you sick yet? On meds? [link to www.medicinenet.com (secure)] The sun will nova in 2046...... The Diehold Foundation.... Doug Vogt [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] "I would save/rescue/fight for/defend, a non-human animal before I would a human animal!" ~ Kram Cool |
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User ID: 31702506 United States 01/21/2020 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My snooty niece just installed bidets on all of her toilets. No thank you, water squirting up my bum is a NO GO for me. I was kind of rude to her. I reminded her that she has teen aged sons who will love taking target practice with their pee stream onto that little gadget.. Yes, I help when I can.. Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No ! The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it. "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short! A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion. ~Proverbs 18:2 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible "A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle" - James Keller Checkd, Keked, and Rekt! #Kids2 |
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Bir Yaqub
User ID: 77999704 Canada 01/21/2020 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Call me a misogynist, but I won't let my wife buy the stuff with pussy cats on the packaging. That's obviously just vaginal wipe. I insist on the packaging with the daisies which is obviously for the anus. If you have a really really hairy ass, you want the Charmin with the Bear family, but that's just nasty. NEVER buy recycled toilet paper... Why would you wipe your ass with somebody else's used asswipe? And you pay more for the privilege. WTF? NEVER buy any toilet paper with a pink ribbon on it, unless your death wish is to die of colorectal cancer and AIDS. Last Edited by Pickle Lake on 01/21/2020 11:05 PM |
TXGLP2
User ID: 76819314 United States 01/21/2020 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Portable Bidet is a possibility for those who want total cleanliness. They sell them, and it can be free, as in a large plastic glass to fill with water, and a dedicated towel, for pee place patting only. It's limited. Single Guys Looking - Install A Bidet. That will flame her imagination. Last Edited by TXGLP2 on 01/21/2020 11:11 PM |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77359939 United States 01/21/2020 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know, if they haven't been putting soy into toilet paper, they've missed out on a direct hormone-inhibiting chemical applied via the skin. Hmmm... just sayin'. Quoting: TXGLP2 Portable Bidet is a possibility for those who want total cleanliness. They sell them, and it can be free, as in a large plastic glass to fill with water, and a dedicated towel, for pee place patting only. It's limited. Single Guys Looking - Install A Bidet. That will flame her imagination. gross what if she tries to touch my butt |