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SO WHO HERE HAS THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT THE TOILET PAPER CONSPIRACY!?

 
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Food companies have been adding soy and dairy to products over the last 50 years in an attempt to make our shit use more toilet paper to wipe!

I KEEP WIPING AND ITS LIKE IM WIPING THE END OF A SHARPIE!
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You're just getting old.

If you didn't have gay sex, that posterior equipment might be tighter, shall we say?
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You're just getting old.

If you didn't have gay sex, that posterior equipment might be tighter, shall we say?
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Rude. I like your rhetoric in other threads this is like my hero is talking shit about my shitty thread dude this is shitty5absflag


THIS IS TOTALLY A REAL CONSPIRACY yoda
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Idol1

the g in the center
the a at the top
the y at the bottom

spells TOILET PAPER CONSPIRACY
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I got two crates of the good stuff when Johnny Carson said there was gonna be a toilet paper shortage.
Still working with that, its made out of real trees not that sissy shit they use today.

Thats whats wrong with kids today, they need some real toilet paper to wipe their asses!
tptpflush
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If I drink more than 2 glasses of red wine I get green sharpie ass the next day
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If I drink more than 2 glasses of red wine I get green sharpie ass the next day
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the wine companies are in on it too
it's a vast conspiracy dude
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I got two crates of the good stuff when Johnny Carson said there was gonna be a toilet paper shortage.
Still working with that, its made out of real trees not that sissy shit they use today.

Thats whats wrong with kids today, they need some real toilet paper to wipe their asses!
tptpflush
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hear hear
the old toilet paper used to use splinters to scrape the mud away now it just slides it around!



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Now all you need is a camera to document the hilarity...

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I think this condition is a telltale sign you have ingested something toxic to your gut/body thus clean poops cannot form.


I imagine the natural condition of the gut is to be clean and make semi-firm non messy poops. a messy poo means your gut wall is totally lined with crud which is unhealthy and cancerous.

It's important to remember what you ate in the previous 24-36 hours and use your poo quality as a guide as to what you should eat for optimal gut thus overall health.
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This whole situation stinks..

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No matter how desperate you are, NEVER use your sock.. FYI

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you guys use TP and dont shit in the streets and wipe with your hands?

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I always grab loads of napkins at fast food places to supplement my tp needs. I used to poop outside next to a bucket of rain water that I then popped my bum over to splash clean.
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I always grab loads of napkins at fast food places to supplement my tp needs. I used to poop outside next to a bucket of rain water that I then popped my bum over to splash clean.
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sounds like you have the right idea m8!
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finally!!!

the truth must be told about these asswipes
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Food companies have been adding soy and dairy to products over the last 50 years in an attempt to make our shit use more toilet paper to wipe!

I KEEP WIPING AND ITS LIKE IM WIPING THE END OF A SHARPIE!
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Buy a Bidet; you can get a decent one for around $35 [the NEO 120's a good model], they install in about 15 minutes, fit any toilet and it'll change your life. You want CLEAN, you'll GET clean! GUARANTEED!
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My snooty niece just installed bidets on all of her toilets.

No thank you, water squirting up my bum is a NO GO for me.

I was kind of rude to her. I reminded her that she has teen aged sons who will love taking target practice with their pee stream onto that little gadget..

Yes, I help when I can..

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Idol1

the g in the center
the a at the top
the y at the bottom

spells TOILET PAPER CONSPIRACY
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I will never look at this symbol the same way again.1rof1
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OP is a plagiarist.
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BULLSHIT
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Wipe with your balls.
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Call me a misogynist, but I won't let my wife buy the stuff with pussy cats on the packaging. That's obviously just vaginal wipe.

I insist on the packaging with the daisies which is obviously for the anus.

If you have a really really hairy ass, you want the Charmin with the Bear family, but that's just nasty.

NEVER buy recycled toilet paper... Why would you wipe your ass with somebody else's used asswipe? And you pay more for the privilege. WTF?

NEVER buy any toilet paper with a pink ribbon on it, unless your death wish is to die of colorectal cancer and AIDS.

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You know, if they haven't been putting soy into toilet paper, they've missed out on a direct hormone-inhibiting chemical applied via the skin. Hmmm... just sayin'.

Portable Bidet is a possibility for those who want total cleanliness. They sell them, and it can be free, as in a large plastic glass to fill with water, and a dedicated towel, for pee place patting only. It's limited.

Single Guys Looking - Install A Bidet. That will flame her imagination.

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I collect Balls. In jars... On a shelf.

wanna talk about that?
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Buy a Bidet; you can get a decent one for around $35 [the NEO 120's a good model], they install in about 15 minutes, fit any toilet and it'll change your life. You want CLEAN, you'll GET clean! GUARANTEED!
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would a dental water pick be better?
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OP is a plagiarist.
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how so?
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Buy Costco toilet paper!
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You know, if they haven't been putting soy into toilet paper, they've missed out on a direct hormone-inhibiting chemical applied via the skin. Hmmm... just sayin'.

Portable Bidet is a possibility for those who want total cleanliness. They sell them, and it can be free, as in a large plastic glass to fill with water, and a dedicated towel, for pee place patting only. It's limited.

Single Guys Looking - Install A Bidet. That will flame her imagination.
 Quoting: TXGLP2


gross what if she tries to touch my butt





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