Why Are Volcanoes All Over The Globe Suddenly Shooting Giant Clouds Of Ash Miles Into The Air?

Nostradamus.

They always do that.
Earth is compressing and the inside pressure is venting.

True that some volcanoes are going off, not true about them being on globe.

Earth is flat and non-rotating

They're feeling very ignored concerning the fact they try so hard and are responsible for 99.999% of all greenhouse gases and global warming pretty much ever since they helped create Earth's actual entire atmosphere. They just want to meet Greta, let her hear their side of the story, maybe get some gosh darned respect for a change.

they sre mad because she has sixth grade science and never heard of solar minimums that happen

Just lucky she didn't wish us into the cornfield.

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The year 1816 is known as the Year Without a Summer (also the Poverty Year and Eighteen Hundred and Froze To Death)[1] because of severe climate abnormalities that caused average global temperatures to decrease by 0.4–0.7 °C (0.72–1.26 °F).[2] This resulted in major food shortages across the Northern Hemisphere.[3]

Evidence suggests that the anomaly was predominantly a volcanic winter event caused by the massive 1815 eruption of Mount Tambora in April in the Dutch East Indies (now Indonesia). This eruption was the largest eruption in at least 1,300 years (after the extreme weather events of 535–536), and perhaps exacerbated by the 1814 eruption of Mayon in the Philippines.

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First new sunspots in 40 days herald coming solar cycle
(Article posted 14 days ago)
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Signs of the times

It is LATE, very late

Volcanoes gonna volcano.

Twilight Zone.
Lol!

End of Day's!

because that is what volcanoes do

:greta:


Some of my better meme work. That face is made for radio.