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real talk, help me understand Britons

 
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real talk, help me understand Britons
pint a bitters please.


had neighbors from somewhere south of London

moved to my hood in Boston growing up. they were really nice people. the dad was an engineer, the mom home schooled the kids.

their youngest asked me one day 20 years ago w his little accent..."why do the english say twenty, but the americans say TWUNNY?"
ah, the wisdom of youth. i told him "because we aren't the brightest bunch, back in the old times some of us got kicked out of England for being naughty"

housesitting for them was like taking care of adults. they were more responsible than i was. it was like seeing what an actual functional family could be.

so i can imagine the living standards vary in UK. some people are peasants, some are more like royalty, old money....

when i see jeremy clarkson rip on things richard hammond does it just confuses me. its culture shock to see them nit pick over what to me, seems like very minor cultural nuance.

im even part english/scottish among a few other things, mostly italian, then spanish, and even finnish as well.

so we came here a couple gen's ago, i guess after the 1st world war.


im a pretty big fan of British culture- Gordon ramsay is one of my heroes... but there are many things that just bewilder me. and i consider myself *somewhat* worldly.

its interesting the variety of accents, traditions, lifestyles, and influences for such a small land mass. i guess you've been practicing since before the romans showed up, so things must have had time to get weird.

now that you have my background, please share some info or insight.
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
my comment from another thread-

"....(and i dont claim to be an english historian)
but after awhile dont you grow weary of the cliquey attitude? like, move to calais or something IDK. move to america like my neighbors and ancestors did.

the idea that someone from liverpool profiles and shuns people from the other side of the river is unbelievable to me. and thats everywhere in britain the scots dont like the welsh who hate the english and the irish hate everyone and the north irish just wanna kill everyone, best i can tell."
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i like cockney accent
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
i like cockney accent
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hah, me too.
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
We take the piss out of everything, including ourselves. We find it funny. Look at what Prince Phillip has said in the past for an example.

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We take the piss out of everything, including ourselves. We find it funny. Look at what Prince Phillip has said in the past for an example.

[link to www.australiantimes.co.uk (secure)]
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Do you still throw spears at each other?”
A question to an Indigenous elder during a Royal visit to Australia in 2002.

“Do you know they have eating-dogs for the anorexic now?”
In 2002 to a blind woman and her guide dog.


cruise he can come to america and join the republican party, I'd vote for this guy.
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We take the piss out of everything, including ourselves. We find it funny. Look at what Prince Phillip has said in the past for an example.

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He comes out with some clouters
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i like cockney accent
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For you og! Good thread Plato.thumbs


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i like cockney accent
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For you og! Good thread Plato.thumbs


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thank you Fraust! speaking of OG's - how kind of you to grace the thread with your presence.
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[youtube]if i had an english equivalent it be this whole lot.
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i like cockney accent
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For you og! Good thread Plato.thumbs


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thank you Fraust! speaking of OG's - how kind of you to grace the thread with your presence.
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Always a pleasure Plato. I'm a simple guy & when I see a thread that you have posted I automatically click in for some entertaining reading.peace


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i would die if i spoke fucking british!

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definitely not spreading hate on you guys, i could write many threads about all the UK things i like. from SIR Patrick Steward, to Ian Curtis of Joy Division... from Sacha Baron Cohen, to Ricky Gervais...

(not to mention Tilda Swinton, Helena carter, emma watson, Zeta Jones... any of whom i would bed in an instant)
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i would die if i spoke fucking british!
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i would die if i spoke fucking british!
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drevil
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hey, dont threaten me with a good time cruise
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i would die if i spoke fucking british!
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drevil
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hey, dont threaten me with a good time cruise
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Hahaha
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
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Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
 Quoting: Plato II


Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
 Quoting: 0000001


:fullofwin:
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
We take the piss out of everything, including ourselves. We find it funny. Look at what Prince Phillip has said in the past for an example.

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Definitely this!

We thrive on sarcasm and humour that can be deemed offensive in other parts of the world.
I know we're ruddy good at finding humour in some of the darkest of times and situations!
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
 Quoting: Plato II


Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
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You from Derby mate? Lol
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"I've Seen Enough Of War. I've Seen Enough Of Death. I Don't Want To Be A Public Person Anymore."

SKOL!
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
 Quoting: Plato II


Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
 Quoting: 0000001


You from Derby mate? Lol
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Holy shit... No comment


cruise
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wow so if i had been raised by my other grandparents...

imagine how sarcastic and depraved my humo(u)r would be?

holy shit, i think im an honorary Briton.
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wow so if i had been raised by my other grandparents...

imagine how sarcastic and depraved my humo(u)r would be?

holy shit, i think im an honorary Briton.
 Quoting: Plato II


clappa


welcome
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practicing my UK speak, Q33, you're alright my dude :D
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Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
 Quoting: 0000001


You from Derby mate? Lol
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Holy shit... No comment


cruise
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faf

I'm from Derbyshire too pal, nice to meet thee!

:alfiefuck:

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"I've Seen Enough Of War. I've Seen Enough Of Death. I Don't Want To Be A Public Person Anymore."

SKOL!
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Try saying


'Yes mam, we 'avin bubble n squeak for tea my owd? with a bit of spotted dick for pudding?"
 Quoting: 0000001


You from Derby mate? Lol
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Holy shit... No comment


cruise
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:faf:

I'm from Derbyshire too pal, nice to meet thee!

:alfiefuck:
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Eh up me duck!!!

cheers
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You from Derby mate? Lol
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Holy shit... No comment


cruise
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faf

I'm from Derbyshire too pal, nice to meet thee!

:alfiefuck:
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Eh up me duck!!!

cheers
 Quoting: 0000001


pissfunny

Does tha know, it's a small world! I'll si thi later, off to work bud.
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Holy shit... No comment


cruise
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:faf:

I'm from Derbyshire too pal, nice to meet thee!

:alfiefuck:
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Eh up me duck!!!

cheers
 Quoting: 0000001


:pissfunny:

Does tha know, it's a small world! I'll si thi later, off to work bud.
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


clappa
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
FASCINATING
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Re: real talk, help me understand Britons
so Britons are shit talkers, that makes sense.
Identity driven. motivated by reputation or exclusivity.

will stab someone over football scores....that part really gets me.

the chelsea grin?? damned thats scary.

actually i like the medieval aspect of the UK. harkening to times of druidry and leprechauns etc.

thanks for reminding me to drink more tea,

and thanks for "appropriating" those indian spices thru the trade routes. without a good Vindaloo or Garam Masala life would be severely lacking.
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It's "a pint of bitter", not "bitters."

Bitters is some shit that gin drinkers add to their grog.

drevil





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