So... Wars & Rumors of Wars. Check. Plagues of Locusts. Check. Pestilence. Check. Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions, Floods, Wildfires. Check,Check

Think if you're in the afterlife hanging out... You ask someone what they died of and they said "Heart attack at 64... I was just about to retire."

And then they would ask you how you died....

-"Apocalypse."

How cool would that be!!

All those things, constantly happen.
Revelation put them into the time of the rise of the Antichrist to power, by making war and conquering nations( 4 horseman).
When you can find someone who meets ALL the qualifications of the AC, making war and then these things occur, then you will know we are in the End Times.
Until then, just deal with it!

It's not a person you're looking for.... Think of the sun as the Christ and think of his dark brother as the anti-Christ...

the first two cavemen had Wars. Plague. Pestilence. Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions, Floods, Wildfires.

Yep, I think it's just about that time.

And I've been saying for a little while now - if Betelgeuse goes, then there will be NO question in my mind.

Because, to refute the person who said "those things have always been happening," the Betelgeuse event would be one like has never before been observed in the history of the human species on this planet. So yeah, something that has literally NEVER happened before - at least as far as humans concerned.

So yeah - if it goes, it's 100% for me. Let the doubters doubt. Just as in the days of Noah, they'll be eating and drinking and making fun of the believers...

For 2 thousand years those same things have been happening.
OP needs a job.

Yes and every 12,000 years or so they all happen at once and at a much higher magnitude. Still natural... Still just part of an Earth cycle. But it's like the finale at the end of a fireworks show... noticeably different.

Yep, Jesus is just about here. It's blowing my mind.

Oceans dying............

+5 Skip.

However, now you've done it, as we've been jinxed by the mere mention of this.

I feel like a modern day Noah. But I'm not going to build a boat. My ark will be my research... and I'll get drunk just like he did. And nobody but a handful of people will listen to me.. just like him... Maybe I should grow a beard....

Well, at least this thread isn't about some gay shit like Star Wars, WWE, video games, Bernie Sanders, or Rage Against The Machine.

Yep, almost. Just a few things are holding up the second coming, but I'm optimistic.

He just needs to retrieve his unicorn from the pasture, but it keeps running away from him. Hes gone to the leprechaun next door to get some treats, but the tooth fairy mistook them for his teeth and left pennies under his pillow. Santa is supposed to stop by later and see if he can wrangle Jesus' unicorn with the help of Rudolf.

Update...Santa is onsite, but it seems Rudolf has taken a liking to the tooth fairy, and they've disappeared down by the creek somewhere. Jesus' unicorn is still being evasive. Stand by.

The tooth fairy is riding Rudolf back up the holler from the creek. It turns out they went to seek the assistance of the Kraken, who is following close behind them. Santa is relieved to have his point man back. It'd be a dark ride home withouth that red nose leading the way. Jesus' unicorn remains elusive, but seems to have calmed down a bit. The leprechaun has taken his pennies from the tooth fairy to Tractor Supply to buy a rope with a snap swivel. The plan is to try to have the Kraken spook Jesus' unicorn into the round pen, where the Leprechaun is going to lunge him, with frequent direction changes to wear him out. Once he has calmed down, Jesus is going to do a short trail ride. If everything goes well Jesus should arrive shortly. I'm not real optimistic honestly, that unicorn has some fire in him. Quite a spirited animal that one. Must have some arab in him. If the Kraken can't scare him in to the round pen, we are calling Thor. I know the unicorn gets spooked by lightning. One way or another, the second coming should be soon.

Well, the Kraken better be able to spook that unicorn into the round pen or Thor is liable to be offended by Rudolf being involved, and without him to sling some lightning we won't get anywhere. Let me update Jesus on that, and see what he thinks we ought to do. He usually has good ideas. We just don't let him pick where to eat supper.

I've been here since 2011 and it has always been mentioned...

Right, it's not any one person its the NWO(pentagon, London,, Vatican) empire of the three city states that is evil and we have got to get good people to fight for us. One of them is a man named Russell-Jay: Gould.

First coming was when the sun entered Pisces 2000 years ago. The second coming already came. It was around the year 2000. Things are just steadily progressing from this point on in the Age of the Water Bringer. (Think floods... big ones...)

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... well I'm looking for a "space event" to cause peeps to run for their hiddy holes (seal six) ...
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... then I'll know it's the end of this age ...
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Floods huh? Ok, lemme see if the Kraken can stick around for a while.

Yeah....now we are just waiting for the A/C to show up on the world stage... Time is short. Pray hard that your name will be found in the Book of Life and that you will be found worthy to get out of here.

We ain't seen nothing yet, Brother. These are just the beginning.


Mat 24:3 

And as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the taught ones came to Him separately, saying, “Say to us, when shall this be, and what is the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the age?” 

  And יהושע (Yeshua) answering, said to them, “Take heed that no one leads you astray.For many shall come in My Name, saying, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and they shall lead many astray

And you shall begin to hear of fightings and reports of fightings. See that you are not troubled, for these have to take place, but the end is not yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and reign against reign. And there shall be scarcities of food, and deadly diseases, and earthquakes in places. 

And all these are the beginning of birth pains. 


Luk 21:25 

"And there shall be signs in the sun, and moon, and stars, and on the earth anxiety of nations, in bewilderment at the roaring of the sea, and agitation,  men fainting from fear and the expectation of what is coming on the earth, for the powers of the heavens shall be shaken. Hag_2:6, Hag_2:21. 

Luk 21:33

“The heaven and the earth shall pass away, but My words shall by no means pass away.

..... take heed to yourselves, lest your hearts be weighed down by gluttony, and drunkenness, and worries of this life, and that day come on you suddenly. For it shall come as a snare on all those dwelling on the face of all the earth"

"Watch then at all times, and pray that you be counted worthy to escape all this about to take place, and to stand before the Son of Man.”

Rev 14:12

Here is the endurance of the Saints - set-apart ones - those guarding the commandments of Yehovah and have the testimony of Yeshua Messiah


Selah



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No one here gets the name right. It's called "Nemesis" and our scientists have been looking for it for a while now. The ancient Hindoo astronomers say it has a 24,000 year cycle with our sun and every 12,000 years there is destruction. Most stars have a twin. Some have dark twins... They can affect the magnetic field of planets when they get closer.

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Cats and dogs! Living together!! Mass hysteria!!!!

We had a meteoroid in Mexico the other night. Must have flew over my house.

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Famine will arrive directly after the locusts. Will affect all of us.

I got a portable greenhouse for Christmas. Good timing...

2030- 2038 the tribulation... so we have only
about max 10 years left to prepare and prey to God

Actually I could use a little Rage right about now.