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I Dreamt of Corona Virus Jokes~sorry | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 77119396 United States02/22/2020 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jim Bakker (remember this servant god?) believes he's in charge of curing corona virus, makes people pay for his cure. God is not amused...turns bottles to snake oil and gives Jim nightmares. [link to boingboing.net (secure)] |
| Only Me
Strawberry Girl  User ID: 12651613 United States02/22/2020 09:57 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
| bigD111
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| Dogfood™
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| Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 12651613 United States02/22/2020 10:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ABSOLUTELY!!  Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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| Red Hot Chilean Pepe
User ID: 78297424  Chile02/22/2020 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 5 stars, I don’t usually endorse humor that mocks dire circumstances but your nerdy jokes got a chuckle out of me. Take care friend!!! All great truths begin as Blasphemies. G.B.S. GLP is like a diamond mine of information, in the sense that you have to shovel mountains of crap to find the diamonds, but it's still worth the pain. |
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| LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 75624423  Tonga02/22/2020 10:31 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| InterMezzo
User ID: 45716769  Netherlands02/22/2020 10:47 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A guy walks into a bar, coughing his lungs out and a frog on his head. Bartender asks: "Wow, that sounds terrible. What is wrong with you. Are you okay?" The frog replies: "I honestly don't know. I woke up this morning, only to find this virus attached to my ass."   |
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Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States02/22/2020 10:53 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'The coronavirus won't last long because it was made in China...  For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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| LittleMe
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| Q33
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Occasionally laugh at the faces of death. 
