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Enjoy yourself, while you can...

 
DuckNCover

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03/15/2020 01:05 AM

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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
I'm thinking of going out to a Chinese Restaurant on Sunday. Thinking of ordering some Shrimp. Will let you know if I have a Doomy fortune cookie too...

I bet it will probably say Sum Ting Wong!!!
Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2020 01:36 AM
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Is that a fortune or a threat?

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Ask Alanis Morriset
Xitan

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03/15/2020 01:50 AM
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:Fortune cookie:
My wife’s fortune cookie the other day
Kevin's Handler

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03/15/2020 01:57 AM
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'time to dance!


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03/15/2020 04:51 AM
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03/15/2020 05:30 AM
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Fortune cookie? Well that settles it, we're all screwed!

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AkashicRecord®  (OP)

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03/15/2020 08:05 AM
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Hanging out at Chinese restaurants, eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75913449


No, just take out from a very nice place in an affluent area. (They could deliver to Diana Ross...)

The food was so hot we couldn't eat it for at least 20-30 minutes...no problem there.


We figured it might be the last time we have some good food (that we can't make) for a little while, so why not? I even used my own pen to sign the receipt.


I would probably think twice about sushi (or sashimi) and cold salads and sandwiches / subs unless I could watch the preparation.

There's not that much need for me to worry because I have an insane immune system and a high-risk job environment that keeps it that way...


(I sterilized the fuck out of our place here from top-to-bottom the other day, all the way down to the bottoms of my shoes...literally)

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Anonymous Coward
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03/15/2020 11:32 PM
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Hey OP. I got one tonight and it said ,"THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL CARRY YOU THROUGH ANY CIRCUMSTANCE"

: )
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03/15/2020 11:46 PM
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Cuntfucious say slant sickness coming your way!

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03/16/2020 12:10 AM

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Enjoy yourself

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03/16/2020 12:11 AM
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Deep fake.
Bad Pattern

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03/16/2020 01:08 AM

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damnedhuge
:damnedbig:
damned

That’s eerie!
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2020 01:17 AM
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Doom Cookies. Fuck yeah.

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LaGata

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03/16/2020 03:05 AM
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:Fortune cookie:
My wife’s fortune cookie the other day
 Quoting: Xitan


That, sir, is T-Shirt material!

Impressive!!
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Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2020 03:06 AM
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ancient chinese secret:

fortune cookie sweet to the lips
bitter to the stomach
no need to panic!
there is map to hospital on back of menu..
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03/16/2020 03:09 AM
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A fortune cookie made in China ??

What could it be wrong ??


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03/16/2020 03:51 AM
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:Fortune cookie:
My wife’s fortune cookie the other day
 Quoting: Xitan


That's a good one!
mlabors

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03/16/2020 04:13 AM
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Are people still eating take out?

I’m not. And anything i’m cooking is going to a pathogen-killing temperature if at all possible, just in case.
 Quoting: Madame Royston


No eating delivery as long as it lasts. No reason to draw down the reserves, and the food is good. And I don't have to talk to people, which, I never did anyway.
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03/16/2020 05:35 AM
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GTFuck
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


hesright4
Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
Huflungpu

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03/16/2020 05:36 AM
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:Fortune cookie:
My wife’s fortune cookie the other day
 Quoting: Xitan


That, sir, is T-Shirt material!

Impressive!!
 Quoting: LaGata


indeed2
Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
SWEET FORTUNES
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03/16/2020 05:37 AM
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...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out:


Enjoy yourself while you can


I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle...


:enjoy-yourself:


damned
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Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :)
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


hmm , yep looks like yer f'cked
AkashicRecord®  (OP)

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03/20/2020 09:16 AM
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Oh great.

Last night's Play 4 evening lottery draw was: 6 6 6 6


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