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DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?

 
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DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
Most people have one of the many strains of flu.

Once people begin to wake up, they will release CoVid-20 or CoVid-21...

CoVid-20 already exists.

Agenda-21 does not. Oops, I mean CoVid-21
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
Yes I know that and that is why the doctor on TV told you all this is not a reliable test as they are just doing a swab for live!
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They have a presumptive test, trump just came up negative to it as they grow his bugs in a dish to know for sure.
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You cannot possibly be that dumb
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they test for antibodies you twat
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You cannot possibly be that dumb
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LOL explain it Jake!
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You cannot possibly be that dumb
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Gene sequencing dick wad
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they test for antibodies you twat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23809778


Which antibodies? wink

So how to they distinguish which STRAIN of flu a person has?

wink

Coronavirus has been around for a long time.

#19 is the newest strain.
Yet, #20 has been out there and strain (Agenda) 21 is not.
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Gene sequencing dick wad
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norespect




Comparison of high-throughput sequencing methods[73][74] Method Read length Accuracy (single read not consensus) Reads per run Time per run Cost per 1 billion bases (in US$) Advantages Disadvantages
Single-molecule real-time sequencing (Pacific Biosciences) 30,000 bp (N50);

maximum read length >100,000 bases[75][76][77]
87% raw-read accuracy[78] 4,000,000 per Sequel 2 SMRT cell, 100–200 gigabases[75][79][80] 30 minutes to 20 hours[75][81] $7.2-$43.3 Fast. Detects 4mC, 5mC, 6mA.[82] Moderate throughput. Equipment can be very expensive.
Ion semiconductor (Ion Torrent sequencing) up to 600 bp[83] 99.6%[84] up to 80 million 2 hours $66.8-$950 Less expensive equipment. Fast. Homopolymer errors.
Pyrosequencing (454) 700 bp 99.9% 1 million 24 hours $10,000 Long read size. Fast. Runs are expensive. Homopolymer errors.
Sequencing by synthesis (Illumina) MiniSeq, NextSeq: 75–300 bp;

MiSeq: 50–600 bp;

HiSeq 2500: 50–500 bp;

HiSeq 3/4000: 50–300 bp;

HiSeq X: 300 bp
99.9% (Phred30) MiniSeq/MiSeq: 1–25 Million;

NextSeq: 130-00 Million;

HiSeq 2500: 300 million – 2 billion;

HiSeq 3/4000 2.5 billion;

HiSeq X: 3 billion
1 to 11 days, depending upon sequencer and specified read length[85] $5 to $150 Potential for high sequence yield, depending upon sequencer model and desired application. Equipment can be very expensive. Requires high concentrations of DNA.
Combinatorial probe anchor synthesis (cPAS- BGI/MGI) BGISEQ-50: 35-50bp;

MGISEQ 200: 50-200bp;

BGISEQ-500, MGISEQ-2000: 50-300bp[86]
99.9% (Phred30) BGISEQ-50: 160M;

MGISEQ 200: 300M;

BGISEQ-500: 1300M per flow cell;

MGISEQ-2000: 375M FCS flow cell, 1500M FCL flow cell per flow cell.
1 to 9 days depending on instrument, read length and number of flow cells run at a time. $5- $120
Sequencing by ligation (SOLiD sequencing) 50+35 or 50+50 bp 99.9% 1.2 to 1.4 billion 1 to 2 weeks $60-130 Low cost per base. Slower than other methods. Has issues sequencing palindromic sequences.[87]
Nanopore Sequencing Dependent on library preparation, not the device, so user chooses read length (up to 2,272,580 bp reported[88]). ~92–97% single read dependent on read length selected by user data streamed in real time. Choose 1 min to 48 hrs $7-100 Longest individual reads. Accessible user community. Portable (Palm sized). Lower throughput than other machines, Single read accuracy in 90s.
GenapSys Sequencing Around 150 bp single-end 99.9% (Phred30) 1 to 16 million Around 24 hours $667 Low-cost of instrument ($10,000)
Chain termination (Sanger sequencing) 400 to 900 bp 99.9% N/A 20 minutes to 3 hours $2,400,000 Useful for many applications. More expensive and impractical for larger sequencing projects. This method also requires the time-consuming step of plasmid cloning or PCR.
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
CTRL + F
"TIME PER RUN"
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Yes, the times are accurate.
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they took a swab from Q33's little tiny sized micro-brain & the test results said it was 100% pure yeast infection

now they use that stanky infected swab to ward off all the evil in the world
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they took a swab from Q33's little tiny sized micro-brain & the test results said it was 100% pure yeast infection

now they use that stanky infected swab to ward off all the evil in the world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Vag infection?
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they took a swab from Q33's little tiny sized micro-brain & the test results said it was 100% pure yeast infection

now they use that stanky infected swab to ward off all the evil in the world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Vag infection?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78422833


yup
growing on his brain

its remarkable, because Q33 doesnt even like pussy. He dreams about cock 24/7
Q33

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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they took a swab from Q33's little tiny sized micro-brain & the test results said it was 100% pure yeast infection

now they use that stanky infected swab to ward off all the evil in the world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Vag infection?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78422833


yup
growing on his brain

its remarkable, because Q33 doesnt even like pussy. He dreams about cock 24/7
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Facts!
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
Wrong! It's a simple PCR test.

[link to www.cdc.gov (secure)]


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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
they took a swab from Q33's little tiny sized micro-brain & the test results said it was 100% pure yeast infection

now they use that stanky infected swab to ward off all the evil in the world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Vag infection?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78422833


yup
growing on his brain

its remarkable, because Q33 doesnt even like pussy. He dreams about cock 24/7
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Is that specifically HEBREW cock you speak of?
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Wrong! It's a simple PCR test.
 Quoting: Deadpool's Lil Helper


Diagnosing influenza as coronavirus
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Vag infection?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78422833


yup
growing on his brain

its remarkable, because Q33 doesnt even like pussy. He dreams about cock 24/7
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Is that specifically HEBREW cock you speak of?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78422833


I dont think Q33 cares
any old cock will do

when it comes to cocks Q33 is like a kid in a candy store
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78613509


Projecting again eh?
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Re: DO YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE THEY CANNOT DIAGNOSE COVID-19 without growing a culture in a petri dish. CoVid-21?
Most people have one of the many strains of flu.

Once people begin to wake up, they will release CoVid-20 or CoVid-21...

CoVid-20 already exists.

Agenda-21 does not. Oops, I mean CoVid-21
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66280474

Its a fucking virus, virii dont have culture





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