Uncle Intel WARNING Fake "Dept of Home Affairs" going door to door

Fear p orrn.

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Funny 2 woman came to my house about the elections.. they could here the uproar of attack dogs charging at my door... dont think I'm 1st on the list

The wife and I don't answer the Phone, or the front door anymore.

A word to the wise is...

I very nearly had to physically beat the US census people off of my porch when they came by in 2010. They refused to leave. I dunno what they were told, but fuck whoever told them whatever it was.

No such department. Home Affairs?

Must be in cities

Nobody crosses “No Trespassing” signs out here in the country

Nobody comes without calling

If they don’t know my number - I don’t answer the door

Yeah

It’s like someone else hacked her acct lately

“Dressed in suits”

Oh yeah they come by from time to time....harmless.

Welp. They won't be around here. By the time they *find* the houses they will realize it is going to take 8 hours to knock on 7 doors.

Everyone is home with coronavirus. Ain't no one coming round anyone's house these days.

Americans are armed to the teeth, so knock on doors with extreme caution as most people have a ring videotape door bell or some sort of video surveillance and see/hear you coming from a mile away.

They are confiscating butt wipe! Quick! Hide it in the attic!

scammers make up all sorts of names that sound official, and give false legitimacy to their scam

most of the population probably couldn't name half of the legit gov. agencies

Great point about not scaring them hahah, I get that. I ask my 16 year old son, "how's your mental health about this today" all the time, makes him laugh.

"no speaka english, verrry sick (cough, sputter droplets at least three feet in front of you)"

I set condition 1 the moment all this BS kicked off. Anyone coming to my door is met with a loaded weapon.

This is in South Africa. There has been a warning to this effect going around social media.

Department of Home Affairs is a South African Govt Department - Similar to State Dept.

Anytime I patch up a broken snapping turtle the only place to set it free where it would not eat everything then head to the road was the James River.

The ones I set free were 75 to 120 pounds and that was 30 years ago. I also got to fill out OSHA accident report on snapping turtle thigh bite for an employee who was having a hold my beer moment.

FAKE FAKE FAKE, comes from a scam YEARS ago in South Africa.

There IS no 'Dept. of Home Affairs' in the US, never has been.

[link to www.dha.gov.za]

(AND, of course, the scam part can be found on that site that CAN'T be named here, but you CAN s(n)cope it out easily)


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Had a census worker set off my motion detector yesterday. I looked out the window and saw a car sitting at the End of the Street I shouted out can I help you and she said she was with the US Census Bureau on I said that seems kind of like a god timing considering what the in announcement just was by the CDC and the president it doesn't sound like very safe social distancing I go please don't come on my property. She tried asking questions anyway I just said no thanks I don't live here. My idiot neighbor did though and they were thin and 2 and 1/2 feet from each other. I shouted out I'm going to report them both for not practicing safe social distancing. After she left I was out cutting wood in my front yard with my chainsaw when I saw it drone going over spring s*** ran and grabbed my camera and you can actually see it spraying in the video. I will link it here. It's been 16 f****** months and I still have no electricity to my street since my home burned down. And it's nothing but weird f****** s*** happening all the time, scammers stalkers disaster capitalists you name it. There are no coincidences

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Bullshit. Fucking prove it.

whether true or not . . . the theory is plausible . . . if they let ppl out of the prisons +all the illegals +all the crackheads +all the homeless -- roving gangs very well possible. skeery.

+ the "regular" gangs + they say MX will start invading border soon.

Awesome.

no one hacked my acct. jez. if you only really knew me.