Got Arrested Today....

and the charge was related to??

Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.

Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.

Well, not arrested, I turned myself in on a BS charge EARLY in the morning. Just giving you the Corona view of things right now.

I had to wait in the lobby for an hour and a half while an officer made multiple phone calls to see if they were allowed to process me at this time...

Then they finally took me in, Someone from medical had to come out first and take my temperature and ask me a questionnaire before I was allowed in. No one with a temp or who had been out of the country or had contact with someone either infected or who had been out of the country were allowed entry.

No search, no emptying my pockets, just asked me what I had on me. Everyone had gloves and a mask on, tossed me my jail jumpsuit from about 5 feet away and asked me to change.

Got a whole holding cell all to myself, were temp beds for 12 people but it was all me.

I wasn’t gonna touch shit. I stood in the center in front of the window like Hannibal fucking Lecter for 2 hrs until the judge showed up and then I got the fuck outta there, slathered myself with sanitizer, then came home and showered well past when the hot water ran out.

Well, not arrested, I turned myself in on a BS charge EARLY in the morning. Just giving you the Corona view of things right now.

I had to wait in the lobby for an hour and a half while an officer made multiple phone calls to see if they were allowed to process me at this time...

Then they finally took me in, Someone from medical had to come out first and take my temperature and ask me a questionnaire before I was allowed in. No one with a temp or who had been out of the country or had contact with someone either infected or who had been out of the country were allowed entry.

No search, no emptying my pockets, just asked me what I had on me. Everyone had gloves and a mask on, tossed me my jail jumpsuit from about 5 feet away and asked me to change.

Got a whole holding cell all to myself, were temp beds for 12 people but it was all me.

I wasn’t gonna touch shit. I stood in the center in front of the window like Hannibal fucking Lecter for 2 hrs until the judge showed up and then I got the fuck outta there, slathered myself with sanitizer, then came home and showered well past when the hot water ran out.

Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.

Well, not arrested, I turned myself in on a BS charge EARLY in the morning. Just giving you the Corona view of things right now.

I had to wait in the lobby for an hour and a half while an officer made multiple phone calls to see if they were allowed to process me at this time...

Then they finally took me in, Someone from medical had to come out first and take my temperature and ask me a questionnaire before I was allowed in. No one with a temp or who had been out of the country or had contact with someone either infected or who had been out of the country were allowed entry.

No search, no emptying my pockets, just asked me what I had on me. Everyone had gloves and a mask on, tossed me my jail jumpsuit from about 5 feet away and asked me to change.

Got a whole holding cell all to myself, were temp beds for 12 people but it was all me.

I wasn’t gonna touch shit. I stood in the center in front of the window like Hannibal fucking Lecter for 2 hrs until the judge showed up and then I got the fuck outta there, slathered myself with sanitizer, then came home and showered well past when the hot water ran out.

Nursing... she’s trying to fuck me up in the home stretch.

Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.

Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.

Troublemaker!

Ummmm yeah they do, even if it’s bullshit so they can collect all their fees and let it ride through the court system. Big cities might blow this shit off but small towns eat this shit up.