BREAKING: Senate Democrats and the White House agreed to a nearly $2-trillion stimulus package

Exactly. Watch in amazement over these next two weeks how quickly this "deadly virus" will suddenly "disappear."

Pretty much I made 130k in 2018 and 80k last year. I looked at the formula which means that I'll have to use the 130k and the monthly benefit will be 5% minus the amount over 75k which is around 2700 which means I won't make the 2000 a month but hey I'll prolly get a dollar a month for sure.

Debt what debt. You mean the trillions that the US owes, that can never be paid back. What is a few more trillion, in truth another 20 trillion would probably be a good idea, build the us infrastructure back up with cheap money. Then watch the dollar go to zero taking all the debt and the FED with it. Go for broke, already broke so nothing to lose.

We need to come together
Well not actually come together
Actually we need to stay away from each other
Indefinetely

Lmfao! You must be new to all of this. The feral reserve act that passed in 1913 was passed on December 23 when all but 10 members were present in DC. When other members returned from their Christmas break they were appalled at what had transpired. This the fed was created.

This is the oldest trick in Washington. Get educated.

I don't think this is going to help the average American all that much. I understand they need to keep companies from going out of business in order for there to even be someone cutting paychecks and keeping the workers paid. But maybe they should have split it into two bills one to take care of the companies and something more beneficial to average people.

They need to get cash into the hands of all of the people caught out by this that are hungry etc. It seems like with the qualifications and stuff that a lot of people are going to fall into edge cases and be left out in the cold. Hopefully that number of people is small enough that this package is enough to stave off riots/looting/burglaries/etc.

A one time $1200 check to a subset of people that fall within their window...idk. I guess we'll see how it works out but I think a month from now things are still going to be pretty dire.

You can send in your resume electronically. Many large companies receives thousands of resumes for jobs they have posted and don't have time to look very hard at yours, particularly if you don't exactly fit the job description. So no harm no foul. There will be even more applicants now that the economy is tanked.

Thank you !! That's a relief. So why is this doctor so pissed off ? Does he just NOT understand ?

..... Geesh - that really scared me. LOL

If you didn't file your taxes in 2018 because you didn't make enough money to bother, you could probably still file for that year now, I'm sure there's an IRS form for late filing. Might want to hurry up and do it electronically.

Massive tax travesty on us and every future generation!

Expect enormous hidden tax known as inflation, too.

These swamp POS should soon be swinging from powerlines!

Chuck Schumer says this is the largest bill in American history
Is he factoring inflation in?

Not true. If the job offer is not 80% of the wages you used to make before, you can refuse it,and continue to get unemployment. Besides, there's no way they can find out you were made an offer,if you don't tell them. You don't have to call three employers a week,you can apply on line for three jobs a week,and when they call you for the interview,you give them a printout of your activity. It worked for me.

Theyll use 2019 if no 2018 filing

National Socialism.

Child trafficking is big global business

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Let the buy gold radio and television commercials commence! Make sure you ask for your proof of purchase gold certificate.

IDIOTS

Snark

See something say something
What is it with you 5g tards?

when do we see what the hell is actually in the bill. That will be really scary.

Wanna know the Easter egg in this?

Take your states maximum unemployment and add $600 a week. For four months. Plus add 13 extra weeks of unemployment.

I will be getting $1164 a week. In most cases you will get your entire salary tho I will not.

Basically yeah

“ “We have expanded the universe of people who qualify for UI (people who are furloughed, gig workers, freelancers … ), and we have increased the benefit by $600 per week for four months (that’s in addition to whatever their state would give them as a base salary for being on unemployment). Also expanded UI by 13 weeks.

What this means is that a lot of low-wage workers will end up getting more money through unemployment than they previously were earning on the job. Perhaps not coincidentally, $600 a week is what you would earn working 40 hours a week at $15 per hour (pretax). And again that’s in addition to normal unemployment insurance. For a lot of restaurant and retail workers who’ve been furloughed or laid off as a result of the crisis, it’s a pretty excellent deal. On the flip side, some higher earners who lost their jobs probably won’t have their full salaries replaced, as Schumer seemed to suggest.””

Thats what im saying. If they just injected 6 trillion of make believe money , say good by to life as we knew it.

Is there a planting page?

The Easter Egg hunt.

So what happens to people that make over 99k that lost their job and paid so much in taxes?

Nobody's seen the full text.

I'm guessing it's the Health Care "Patriot Act".

We're fooked.

Should have saved some of that???