How would you treat Space Aliens?

Ummm...everybody is already going nuts.

Yep, that ship has sailed.

Ass rape them like they love to do to us. If they don't have an asshole, cut em a new one.

i am pretty sure humans would try and tie it up and or beat it


its just how we roll

I'd fire up the barbq and have me a tasty alien. If they can do it, so can I.

Depends on which factor shows up.

Depends on the aliens. If it were the Nordics (Semjase-types) I'd be like, "Beam me up Scotty! There's no ntelligent life here!"

If it was the Tall Whites I would probably go with them, I think I could handle a 6'8" tall alien monster woman.

If it was the Area 51 small greys, I'd talk to them and ask them all kinds of questions but I don't think I would go with them.

If it were the Lizard Kings or the Preying Mantis Insectoids, I would be rallyin' round the family, with a pocket full of shells!

Like a hooker I just handed over a C note 2.

Give 'em a little somethin' slathered in Sardine Oil

Do they have big tiddies?

I'd be motorboating some alien tiddies!


Hopefully they arent hambeast feminist like. That would be a huge disappointment.

I welcome all immigrants who don't chimp out, burn cars, throw bombs, and rape our women. As long as the Space Aliens are more evolved than third world humans I don't see a problem.

treat them like anyone else, handshake and hug and a cup of tea

It depends if they have tits.

A kind gesture but handshake and hug are out.

It is done with Telepathy...

Dont Touch

No truly intelligent life form would waste its time coming to this planet.

I'd ask them, wtf took you so long?

And what's your excuse for letting the Inquisition and a host of other atrocities play out amongst us primies...

Why not?

Maybe they like watching total train wrecks and fuck ups.

Maybe they bring they youngsters here and show them what not to do and what not to be like.

Serve them.

Good point. If they have a good sense of humor they would come just to get a hearty laugh.

I'd throw water on them, cause we know water is like acid on alien skin. Then I'd take all their shit. Fly back to their homeworld with a supersoaker and declare myself as their new god.

As demons.

I’m jacking their ride.

nice

They come here to watch a full solar eclipse, because practically no planet in the known Universe has a perfectly sized moon to produce this effect like here on Earth, it's truly a spectacle to behold!

(They try to avoid all contact with the locals though. Batshit crazy monkeys.)

Take LSD and smoke marijuana and see what happens

I'd see how they reacted to this:

Just relax, don't fight it!

Do they serve the LORD or the devil? Do they follow the LORDS's Laws?

Like I do on a daily basis (since they're already here amongst us) "well" unless malevolent... then just ignore and mmove along. Silly question 33