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Houston: burglaries up by 20% and we are just getting started

 
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Wait so you mean to tell me that announcing that all stores would be unguarded and that the police were too busy to respond to most calls and that criminals were being released isn’t creating a perfect socialist utopia?

Didn’t they get the memo that the Mayor was asking them to “just chill” for a while?


Clearly they need bigger signs, and multilingual of course:

“Please don’t rob these stores with no security while the cops are not patrolling. - Thanks!”
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It's all those wonderful, civil relatives of the Katrina refugees.
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Yep, Houston has been a shithole since Katrina.
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Damn, time to lock n load. Won't ever have to use it, live in the country...but may use my pistol on a cougar if she looks at me in a weird way.
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Oh how I wish a cougar would look at me the wrong way....

Wait, what is this thread about??
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In my neighborhood 70 homes in NW Houston we all got together and everyone is armed after passing out a few shotguns. God help anyone who thinks we're an easy mark. It will be the last thought they have on this earth...
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"The Texas Hammer" will have the dockets full over that one.
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We have 10 lawyers in that 70 so "The Texas Hammer" better find a bigger hammer. The attorneys say a "loaner" is a non-issue...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


No "shoot em in the leg" then? Good group of neighbors. Bet survivors will still seek out the Hammer anyway. Good luck and take care.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


The attorneys said no shooting in the legs and no warning shots and to stop them meaning no breathing. Also the 3 Doctors and 9 nurses in the neighborhood said that unless any of us were hurt don't bother them and call the coroner. lol There are also 8 LEOs that live here so the bad guys will be screwed 3 ways to Sunday. We are not playing and considering it's a professionals neighborhood the amount of combined weapons was impressive as hell.
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You'd think they'd file unemployment..hard to work with this many people home quarrantined and/or unemployed!
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You have to have had a job in the first place to get unemployment.
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Nice one, Constant Parad0x! hf
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That poor pelican has Covid-19 now.
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Soon, criminal DEATH RATES will be up as well, especially in ARIZONA!!!

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Re: Houston: burglaries up by 20% and we are just getting started
Wait so you mean to tell me that announcing that all stores would be unguarded and that the police were too busy to respond to most calls and that criminals were being released isn’t creating a perfect socialist utopia?

Didn’t they get the memo that the Mayor was asking them to “just chill” for a while?


Clearly they need bigger signs, and multilingual of course:

“Please don’t rob these stores with no security while the cops are not patrolling. - Thanks!”
 Quoting: Dr Feelgood 26728121


Always liked the yard sign:

"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns. Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them."
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Looks like Texas is turning into a pussy state.

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You aren't hearing about the real ones.
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Yeah I've driven through Texas more than once.
Signs on the road that say "Don't Mess with Texas",
and with all your GUNS....I'm surprised
you have any burgleries at all.
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I give them fair warning. Lights, cameras outside, and cameras inside the doors. If they keep coming after all that, they win the prize!

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More like professional gamblers... sooner or later they are going to "crap out" on the wrong end of a gun... especially in Houston.
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Re: Houston: burglaries up by 20% and we are just getting started
Wait so you mean to tell me that announcing that all stores would be unguarded and that the police were too busy to respond to most calls and that criminals were being released isn’t creating a perfect socialist utopia?

Didn’t they get the memo that the Mayor was asking them to “just chill” for a while?


Clearly they need bigger signs, and multilingual of course:

“Please don’t rob these stores with no security while the cops are not patrolling. - Thanks!”
 Quoting: Dr Feelgood 26728121


Always liked the yard sign:

"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns. Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them."
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


That's the lone liberal from California that happens to live across the street. You should have seen his face when shotguns were being passed out like lollypops and he didn't take one and the little ole retired school teacher down the street told him he was dumbass and he says to her you can't shoot a shotgun and she replies your right but my .44 works just fine as she pulls a Dirty Harry out of purse. It was classic as his jaw hit the floor...
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Americans wanted to be a third world multicultural shithole so.......ennjjjoy.
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Re: Houston: burglaries up by 20% and we are just getting started
Wait so you mean to tell me that announcing that all stores would be unguarded and that the police were too busy to respond to most calls and that criminals were being released isn’t creating a perfect socialist utopia?

Didn’t they get the memo that the Mayor was asking them to “just chill” for a while?


Clearly they need bigger signs, and multilingual of course:

“Please don’t rob these stores with no security while the cops are not patrolling. - Thanks!”
 Quoting: Dr Feelgood 26728121


Always liked the yard sign:

"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns. Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them."
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


That's the lone liberal from California that happens to live across the street. You should have seen his face when shotguns were being passed out like lollypops and he didn't take one and the little ole retired school teacher down the street told him he was dumbass and he says to her you can't shoot a shotgun and she replies your right but my .44 works just fine as she pulls a Dirty Harry out of purse. It was classic as his jaw hit the floor...
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That sounds like something my grandmother would have done. She always carried one of those .38 derringers that was more dangerous than most guns, because there was no way to predict where the hell the lead would wind up.
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Damn, time to lock n load. Won't ever have to use it, live in the country...but may use my pistol on a cougar if she looks at me in a weird way.
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Oh- that kind of cougar.
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I hope every anti gun cocksuckng mother fuckers get their shit broken into.

I hope home invasion rise and rise and rise for these cucks.

I want them to come begging for a good guy with a gun.
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I hope every anti gun cocksuckng mother fuckers get their shit broken into.

I hope home invasion rise and rise and rise for these cucks.

I want them to come begging for a good guy with a gun.
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Agreed, if they don't like being treated differently, go back to San Francisco.
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Plus several armed robberies where I am in spring, Texas including one that it just happened an hour ago at a drugstore where they took every customers wallets and cellphones.

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Re: Houston: burglaries up by 20% and we are just getting started
Wait so you mean to tell me that announcing that all stores would be unguarded and that the police were too busy to respond to most calls and that criminals were being released isn’t creating a perfect socialist utopia?

Didn’t they get the memo that the Mayor was asking them to “just chill” for a while?


Clearly they need bigger signs, and multilingual of course:

“Please don’t rob these stores with no security while the cops are not patrolling. - Thanks!”
 Quoting: Dr Feelgood 26728121


Always liked the yard sign:




"My next door neighbor wants to ban all guns. Their house is not armed. I respect their opinion and promise not to use my guns to help protect them."
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


That's the lone liberal from California that happens to live across the street. You should have seen his face when shotguns were being passed out like lollypops and he didn't take one and the little ole retired school teacher down the street told him he was dumbass and he says to her you can't shoot a shotgun and she replies your right but my .44 works just fine as she pulls a Dirty Harry out of purse. It was classic as his jaw hit the floor...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


That sounds like something my grandmother would have done. She always carried one of those .38 derringers that was more dangerous than most guns, because there was no way to predict where the hell the lead would wind up.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas



Yep old ladies dont play.
I also have my grandmothers old purse pistol. .22 caliber.

She carried it to church.
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I hope every anti gun cocksuckng mother fuckers get their shit broken into.

I hope home invasion rise and rise and rise for these cucks.

I want them to come begging for a good guy with a gun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78367500


Agreed, if they don't like being treated differently, go back to San Francisco.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


I doubt want them getting hurt, just have them shit and piss on themselves when some fuck head comes to their home looking for food and a quick rape.
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"The Texas Hammer" will have the dockets full over that one.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


We have 10 lawyers in that 70 so "The Texas Hammer" better find a bigger hammer. The attorneys say a "loaner" is a non-issue...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


No "shoot em in the leg" then? Good group of neighbors. Bet survivors will still seek out the Hammer anyway. Good luck and take care.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


The attorneys said no shooting in the legs and no warning shots and to stop them meaning no breathing. Also the 3 Doctors and 9 nurses in the neighborhood said that unless any of us were hurt don't bother them and call the coroner. lol There are also 8 LEOs that live here so the bad guys will be screwed 3 ways to Sunday. We are not playing and considering it's a professionals neighborhood the amount of combined weapons was impressive as hell.
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+1 this is the texas I love
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"The Texas Hammer" will have the dockets full over that one.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


We have 10 lawyers in that 70 so "The Texas Hammer" better find a bigger hammer. The attorneys say a "loaner" is a non-issue...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


No "shoot em in the leg" then? Good group of neighbors. Bet survivors will still seek out the Hammer anyway. Good luck and take care.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


The attorneys said no shooting in the legs and no warning shots and to stop them meaning no breathing. Also the 3 Doctors and 9 nurses in the neighborhood said that unless any of us were hurt don't bother them and call the coroner. lol There are also 8 LEOs that live here so the bad guys will be screwed 3 ways to Sunday. We are not playing and considering it's a professionals neighborhood the amount of combined weapons was impressive as hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


Your neighborhood is still an actual neighborhood, as they were intended. You are set up well if anyone has a backhoe and knows the back roads to Trinity River bottoms. LOL, you should hear some of the stories from the Marines sent in to settle down New Orleans after Katrina. The media was totally suppressed in order to do the job of restoring order.
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how? everybody is at home
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Only the decent people are at home.
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Only the scared hypocritical pieces of beta garbage are stuck at home fearing for their safety instead of living life.


Trash....
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We have 10 lawyers in that 70 so "The Texas Hammer" better find a bigger hammer. The attorneys say a "loaner" is a non-issue...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


No "shoot em in the leg" then? Good group of neighbors. Bet survivors will still seek out the Hammer anyway. Good luck and take care.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


The attorneys said no shooting in the legs and no warning shots and to stop them meaning no breathing. Also the 3 Doctors and 9 nurses in the neighborhood said that unless any of us were hurt don't bother them and call the coroner. lol There are also 8 LEOs that live here so the bad guys will be screwed 3 ways to Sunday. We are not playing and considering it's a professionals neighborhood the amount of combined weapons was impressive as hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


Your neighborhood is still an actual neighborhood, as they were intended. You are set up well if anyone has a backhoe and knows the back roads to Trinity River bottoms. LOL, you should hear some of the stories from the Marines sent in to settle down New Orleans after Katrina. The media was totally suppressed in order to do the job of restoring order.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


We have a bayou that runs thru the neighborhood, that was discussed too. lol God Bless Texas...
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Looks like Texas is turning into a pussy state.

:cobainhuh:
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


You aren't hearing about the real ones.
Choot
Shovel
Shut up
It's our State motto
 Quoting: wingnut1234


Yeah I've driven through Texas more than once.
Signs on the road that say "Don't Mess with Texas",
and with all your GUNS....I'm surprised
you have any burgleries at all.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo




I came from a good hard nosed Red city and discovered that Houston is "pussy blue" I live here and it's goddamn disgusting. I see Bernie bumper stickers everywhere!
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No "shoot em in the leg" then? Good group of neighbors. Bet survivors will still seek out the Hammer anyway. Good luck and take care.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


The attorneys said no shooting in the legs and no warning shots and to stop them meaning no breathing. Also the 3 Doctors and 9 nurses in the neighborhood said that unless any of us were hurt don't bother them and call the coroner. lol There are also 8 LEOs that live here so the bad guys will be screwed 3 ways to Sunday. We are not playing and considering it's a professionals neighborhood the amount of combined weapons was impressive as hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


Your neighborhood is still an actual neighborhood, as they were intended. You are set up well if anyone has a backhoe and knows the back roads to Trinity River bottoms. LOL, you should hear some of the stories from the Marines sent in to settle down New Orleans after Katrina. The media was totally suppressed in order to do the job of restoring order.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas


We have a bayou that runs thru the neighborhood, that was discussed too. lol God Bless Texas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76690070


You seem to have all of the t's crossed and the i's dotted. Good luck, and stay safe.
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And they're about to let 1000 of them out of jail
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Avoid Gunspoint for a while, and give them some time to thin the herd.
 Quoting: RepublicofTexas



Yep, that and anywhere in West Houston.


I set up a random timer on all my house lights, so that should ward them off. (Joke) That's the way libatics think though.
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It's a good time to commit crimes. Many police are busy with coronavirus-related activities.
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nogs running wild.

taking advantage of the situation.
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asshole let the fin thieves out.
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Are these some sort of criminal fish?
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Or from Finland

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Mother fuckers getting shot is going to go up also!





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