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Next they will outlaw sex

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/10/2020 09:58 PM
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It's coming. As it is, you can now only have sex with someone already living with you.

Soon what will it be? Chastity belts that can only unlock with a digital key?

Humans cannot be allowed closer than six feet. Will we need to apply for a fornication certificate?
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Oh nooooo!
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Are you really mocking this?

You are freaky
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04/10/2020 10:03 PM
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Well, there's always fapping.

I'm betting some of you are doing it now.
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New York already recommended it (either NYC or State) in their health guidelines a week or two ago.

So yes sex likely to be outlawed soon.
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04/10/2020 10:04 PM
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Oh, my goodness!

Truth! They told us
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04/10/2020 10:06 PM
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Not that it matters to anyone on GLP. They’re all virgins living In their mamas basement anyways.

epiclol
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04/10/2020 10:07 PM
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chastity belt wouldn't stop me
I own a grinding saw
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04/10/2020 10:09 PM
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Re: Next they will outlaw sex
It's coming. As it is, you can now only have sex with someone already living with you.

Soon what will it be? Chastity belts that can only unlock with a digital key?

Humans cannot be allowed closer than six feet. Will we need to apply for a fornication certificate?
 Quoting: sseess


I like the way you think ahead. In some countries this might fly but this is still America. They better not pull too many NAZI style stunts like the ones you describe because I have a feeling people are reaching that limit of tolerance. I know I am.
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04/10/2020 10:11 PM
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I'm sure the WHO will issue a gay-sex-only mandate. Anal-only if you are married and have signed authorization from the state.

No sex with breeding intentions!
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04/10/2020 10:27 PM
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chastity belt wouldn't stop me
I own a grinding saw
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I like your determination!
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04/10/2020 10:29 PM
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Re: Next they will outlaw sex
It's coming. As it is, you can now only have sex with someone already living with you.

Soon what will it be? Chastity belts that can only unlock with a digital key?

Humans cannot be allowed closer than six feet. Will we need to apply for a fornication certificate?
 Quoting: sseess


I like the way you think ahead. In some countries this might fly but this is still America. They better not pull too many NAZI style stunts like the ones you describe because I have a feeling people are reaching that limit of tolerance. I know I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44531605


I hope so, Not looking good, however.
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04/10/2020 10:30 PM
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I'm sure the WHO will issue a gay-sex-only mandate. Anal-only if you are married and have signed authorization from the state.

No sex with breeding intentions!
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Yes! What I was thinking!
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04/10/2020 10:32 PM
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Fauci will be fucking Gates up the ass still though.
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04/10/2020 10:35 PM
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Fauci will be fucking Gates up the ass still though.
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Trump's team.
darkwolf007

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04/10/2020 10:37 PM
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With the outrageous numbers coming out of STD's I am glad I have been married with the same partner for over 30 years! Just the thought of re entering the dating pool makes me wretch when thinking of just the clamydia numbers alone....yuck!
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


Wife and I made 30 years last year. High school sweethearts! Together forever!
 Quoting: MKPitBull


clappa

Awesome to hear, MKPitbull.
Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker.

A time is coming when men will go mad,
and when they see someone who is not mad,
they will attack him, saying,
'You are mad; you are not like us."
-- St. Anthony The Great

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OU8122

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04/10/2020 10:44 PM

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People shouldn't be touching and spit swapping anyway.
There are almost 400 transmittable sexual diseases and parasites even before Corona.

Most folks don't even realize how dangerous a French kiss can be!

Just search online for "oral sexual diseases".

Condoms and dental damms (sp)should always be used unless your going to produce well planned offspring only after both potential parents have had disease tests run.

Until then. Use sex toys alone or put your energy into work or hobby to keep from thinking about coitus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212


How on earth did we ever survive before?
 Quoting: sseess


When I was a young lady, there weren't that many diseases and most people had stronger morals.

All you had to worry about when I was young was crabs, syphilis and gonareha(sp)
Crabs wereccured with a trim and washing with a pyrethum dog tick shampoo.
Gonareha(sp) only needed to get shots in your butt cheeks and abstain from sex until cured.
Syphilis was the only real bad disease, its what Hitler caught, wasn't curable and messed with your brain.

People now have 100x more diseases and multiple sex partners. In the late 80's I had a roommate (both us straight girls) she was a bit nutzo, drank and nympho.
She bragged that she had over 380 guys in 365 days, 1 year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212



Friends number? I would like a turn.
OU8122
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04/10/2020 10:55 PM
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Should do wonders for the blow-up doll industry though, . . . cough.
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04/10/2020 11:00 PM
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Re: Next they will outlaw sex
People shouldn't be touching and spit swapping anyway.
There are almost 400 transmittable sexual diseases and parasites even before Corona.

Most folks don't even realize how dangerous a French kiss can be!

Just search online for "oral sexual diseases".

Condoms and dental damms (sp)should always be used unless your going to produce well planned offspring only after both potential parents have had disease tests run.

Until then. Use sex toys alone or put your energy into work or hobby to keep from thinking about coitus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212


How on earth did we ever survive before?
 Quoting: sseess


When I was a young lady, there weren't that many diseases and most people had stronger morals.

All you had to worry about when I was young was crabs, syphilis and gonareha(sp)
Crabs wereccured with a trim and washing with a pyrethum dog tick shampoo.
Gonareha(sp) only needed to get shots in your butt cheeks and abstain from sex until cured.
Syphilis was the only real bad disease, its what Hitler caught, wasn't curable and messed with your brain.

People now have 100x more diseases and multiple sex partners. In the late 80's I had a roommate (both us straight girls) she was a bit nutzo, drank and nympho.
She bragged that she had over 380 guys in 365 days, 1 year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212



Friends number? I would like a turn.
 Quoting: OU8122


Yeah, it's all funny. What is funny about two people a man and a woman getting to know each other? In the old fashioned way as in going out somewhere and getting to know each other?

That is no longer possible. At any age.
darkwolf007

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04/10/2020 11:15 PM
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How on earth did we ever survive before?
 Quoting: sseess


When I was a young lady, there weren't that many diseases and most people had stronger morals.

All you had to worry about when I was young was crabs, syphilis and gonareha(sp)
Crabs wereccured with a trim and washing with a pyrethum dog tick shampoo.
Gonareha(sp) only needed to get shots in your butt cheeks and abstain from sex until cured.
Syphilis was the only real bad disease, its what Hitler caught, wasn't curable and messed with your brain.

People now have 100x more diseases and multiple sex partners. In the late 80's I had a roommate (both us straight girls) she was a bit nutzo, drank and nympho.
She bragged that she had over 380 guys in 365 days, 1 year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212



Friends number? I would like a turn.
 Quoting: OU8122


Yeah, it's all funny. What is funny about two people a man and a woman getting to know each other? In the old fashioned way as in going out somewhere and getting to know each other?

That is no longer possible. At any age.
 Quoting: sseess


Yep... sex is mandatory in the dating scene. If you do not do whatever is necessary to get laid at the same time you are automatically labeled "gay" and/or something else equally retarded.
Conspiracy Theorist is nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker.

A time is coming when men will go mad,
and when they see someone who is not mad,
they will attack him, saying,
'You are mad; you are not like us."
-- St. Anthony The Great

Social Credit Loser here.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/10/2020 11:25 PM
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When I was a young lady, there weren't that many diseases and most people had stronger morals.

All you had to worry about when I was young was crabs, syphilis and gonareha(sp)
Crabs wereccured with a trim and washing with a pyrethum dog tick shampoo.
Gonareha(sp) only needed to get shots in your butt cheeks and abstain from sex until cured.
Syphilis was the only real bad disease, its what Hitler caught, wasn't curable and messed with your brain.

People now have 100x more diseases and multiple sex partners. In the late 80's I had a roommate (both us straight girls) she was a bit nutzo, drank and nympho.
She bragged that she had over 380 guys in 365 days, 1 year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76538212



Friends number? I would like a turn.
 Quoting: OU8122


Yeah, it's all funny. What is funny about two people a man and a woman getting to know each other? In the old fashioned way as in going out somewhere and getting to know each other?

That is no longer possible. At any age.
 Quoting: sseess


Yep... sex is mandatory in the dating scene. If you do not do whatever is necessary to get laid at the same time you are automatically labeled "gay" and/or something else equally retarded.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


Well I am very picky and when I guy pretends to be single then separated etc etc but they can give you"half of that equation" for a romp at Motel 6. No thanks!

I never "dated" more than a few times. It just meant fighting the guy off later.
Don Draper from Nantucket

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04/11/2020 01:27 AM

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With the outrageous numbers coming out of STD's I am glad I have been married with the same partner for over 30 years! Just the thought of re entering the dating pool makes me wretch when thinking of just the clamydia numbers alone....yuck!
 Quoting: Don Draper from Nantucket


Wife and I made 30 years last year. High school sweethearts! Together forever!
 Quoting: MKPitBull


clappa

Awesome to hear, MKPitbull.
 Quoting: darkwolf007


THIS^^^^^
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04/11/2020 01:32 AM
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:CVCON:
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i saw someone who looked like this when i went out to buy some groceries..


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