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(OP) User ID: 73760636 United States 05/23/2020 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EXPLORE THE FASCINATING WORLD OF COPROLITES & DINOSAUR POOP THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE MUSEUM & RESOURCE CENTER Coprolite: Fossilized Feces, Dinosaur Dung, Prehistoric Poo, Dino Poop This site offers everything you want to know about amazing fossilized poops. Featuring pictures, photos, videos, scientific publications, information, and the latest news about everyone's favorite fossil. [link to poozeum.com (secure)] Last Edited by Fist in the Box on 05/23/2020 02:44 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 73760636 United States 05/23/2020 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MEET BARNUM, THE T. REX POOP - THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE (Poozeum.com) - For over 20 years, the Poozeum’s founder, George Frandsen, explored the earth looking for the world’s largest true coprolite (fossilized poop). His goal was to find a specimen larger than the Royal Saskatchewan Museum’s 44 cm by 16 cm (17.3 in by 6.3 in) Tyrannosaurus rex coprolite. This Canadian turd was recognized as the “world’s largest fossilized excrement from a carnivore” by Guinness World Records in 2017. George kicked off 2020 by acquiring a massive, freshly discovered, coprolite from South Dakota, USA. This new specimen is substantially longer than the Canadian coprolite, but has a similar width. This new coprolite specimen was named Barnum and it was added to the Poozeum’s colossal collection of fossilized poop. Shortly after, Guinness World Records certified Barnum as the world’s largest coprolite by a carnivore. George will now loan this eye-wateringly huge T. rex coprolite to museums around the world, so that people will have the opportunity to see one of the rarest and most thought-provoking fossils on earth... READ MORE: [link to poozeum.com (secure)] Last Edited by Fist in the Box on 05/23/2020 06:16 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 78483732 United States 05/23/2020 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Coffee table picture book from the Poozeum curator, George Frandsen. _____ COPROLITES: 100 PORTRAITS OF PREHISTORIC POOP Debuted at #1 on Amazon’s Paleontology New Releases! A dazzling visual portfolio of the most incredible fossilized poops ever discovered. The beauty of this prehistoric journey is so profound that dreary scientific descriptions would only diminish the unique character and soul of the featured specimens. Instead, each eye-wateringly exquisite excrement has been given a proper name to help create a lasting bond with the viewer. Peter, Olivia, Oscar and 97 of their friends are all waiting inside to make your acquaintance. Author: George Frandsen, Poozeum Founder Paperback: 105 pages Publisher: Independently published (January 29, 2019) Language: English ISBN-10: 1792644639 ISBN-13: 978-1792644634 Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces What people are saying: "This book is obviously destined for The New York Times Best Sellers list - LOL" "I couldn't tell if I was looking at 100 pictures of fossilized poo or 100 pictures of US Senators" "You get more satisfaction from toilet paper than the paper in this book" "I was happy to see one of the poops was named Pierre - that's my dog's name" "I never realized how diverse and awesome coprolites were" "Thank you for including gender-neutral and multi-cultural names" READ MORE: [link to poozeum.com (secure)] Last Edited by Fist in the Box on 05/23/2020 04:15 PM |
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(OP) User ID: 78483732 United States 05/23/2020 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A gallery highlighting our focus on coprolite education and community involvement (Poozeum.com) - George Frandsen started the Poozeum in 2014 to fill the fossilized poop void left by natural history museums and online paleontological resources. He discovered that most natural history museums do not display coprolites or discuss their scientific value. The internet is catching on, but still only has a splattering of decentralized information. Dubbed the "King of Fossilized Feces" by the Miami Herald, George considers it his doodie to share his world renowned collection with as many people as possible. He does this by sharing coprolite information on the Poozeum website, Poozeum Facebook page, and Poozeum Instagram page. George will also donate specimens to educators and museums, give coprolite presentations, and loan his valuable collection to museums for exhibition. IMAGE GALLERY AT LINK: [link to poozeum.com (secure)] Last Edited by Fist in the Box on 05/23/2020 08:54 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78038937 United States 05/24/2020 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MEET BARNUM, THE T. REX POOP - THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE Quoting: Fist in the Box ... This Canadian turd was recognized as the “world’s largest ... ... opportunity to see one of the rarest and most thought-provoking ... READ MORE: [link to poozeum.com (secure)] 5 star shit right there [link to vignette.wikia.nocookie.net (secure)] |
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Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 05/24/2020 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing). In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall." Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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(OP) User ID: 74642903 United States 05/24/2020 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing). Quoting: Where Eagles Dare In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall." |
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Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States 05/24/2020 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing). Quoting: Where Eagles Dare In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall." Conventional wisdom is that no man can ever experience the pain of childbirth. If it's worse than the pain from a 10 day MRE shit, I respect women even more. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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