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Ancient turds become ancient treasures at the Poozeum.

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One man’s incredible collection of fossilised poop
BY DAVID MOSCATO | AUGUST 10 2016

(Earth Touch News Network) - George Frandsen has been collecting ancient poop for many years. Now, he wants to share these exceptional excrements with the world in the first-ever online museum of fossilised poop: the Poozeum.

Coprolites are the fossilised remains of faeces, and they can come from any ancient species, from termites to turtles to tyrannosaurs. Frandsen first encountered one in a fossil shop in Utah during his freshman year of college. Amazed and immediately hooked, he bought the specimen – the first of a collection that continues to grow to this day.

What's so great about old poop? Coprolites are pretty rare as fossils go, and they can be valuable sources of information for scientists. Many of the specimens in Frandsen's collection include bits of bones and scales, the undigested remains of an animal's prehistoric dinner. Finding food in fossilised faeces is one of the only ways palaeontologists can show definitively what a particular prehistoric animal ate. Want to know what was on the menu for a hungry dinosaur? Check the poop!

Despite their value, Frandsen found that coprolites got little attention in natural history museums or internet resources. So a few years ago, he decided to use his collection as the basis for an online museum...


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EXPLORE THE FASCINATING WORLD OF COPROLITES & DINOSAUR POOP

THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE MUSEUM & RESOURCE CENTER


Coprolite: Fossilized Feces, Dinosaur Dung, Prehistoric Poo, Dino Poop

This site offers everything you want to know about amazing fossilized poops. Featuring pictures, photos, videos, scientific publications, information, and the latest news about everyone's favorite fossil.

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Pretty shitty thread OP.
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MEET BARNUM, THE T. REX POOP - THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE

(Poozeum.com) - For over 20 years, the Poozeum’s founder, George Frandsen, explored the earth looking for the world’s largest true coprolite (fossilized poop). His goal was to find a specimen larger than the Royal Saskatchewan Museum’s 44 cm by 16 cm (17.3 in by 6.3 in) Tyrannosaurus rex coprolite. This Canadian turd was recognized as the “world’s largest fossilized excrement from a carnivore” by Guinness World Records in 2017.

George kicked off 2020 by acquiring a massive, freshly discovered, coprolite from South Dakota, USA. This new specimen is substantially longer than the Canadian coprolite, but has a similar width. This new coprolite specimen was named Barnum and it was added to the Poozeum’s colossal collection of fossilized poop. Shortly after, Guinness World Records certified Barnum as the world’s largest coprolite by a carnivore.

George will now loan this eye-wateringly huge T. rex coprolite to museums around the world, so that people will have the opportunity to see one of the rarest and most thought-provoking fossils on earth...


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Pretty shitty thread OP.
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And where is the Poozeum located? Florida of course.
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Coffee table picture book from the Poozeum curator, George Frandsen.

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COPROLITES: 100 PORTRAITS OF PREHISTORIC POOP
Debuted at #1 on Amazon’s Paleontology New Releases!

A dazzling visual portfolio of the most incredible fossilized poops ever discovered. The beauty of this prehistoric journey is so profound that dreary scientific descriptions would only diminish the unique character and soul of the featured specimens. Instead, each eye-wateringly exquisite excrement has been given a proper name to help create a lasting bond with the viewer. Peter, Olivia, Oscar and 97 of their friends are all waiting inside to make your acquaintance.

Author: George Frandsen, Poozeum Founder
Paperback: 105 pages
Publisher: Independently published (January 29, 2019)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1792644639
ISBN-13: 978-1792644634
Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces


What people are saying:

"This book is obviously destined for The New York Times Best Sellers list - LOL"

"I couldn't tell if I was looking at 100 pictures of fossilized poo or 100 pictures of US Senators"

"You get more satisfaction from toilet paper than the paper in this book"

"I was happy to see one of the poops was named Pierre - that's my dog's name"

"I never realized how diverse and awesome coprolites were"

"Thank you for including gender-neutral and multi-cultural names"

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Sharing Our Poo - That's What We Do
A gallery highlighting our focus on coprolite education and community involvement

(Poozeum.com) - George Frandsen started the Poozeum in 2014 to fill the fossilized poop void left by natural history museums and online paleontological resources. He discovered that most natural history museums do not display coprolites or discuss their scientific value. The internet is catching on, but still only has a splattering of decentralized information.

Dubbed the "King of Fossilized Feces" by the Miami Herald, George considers it his doodie to share his world renowned collection with as many people as possible. He does this by sharing coprolite information on the Poozeum website, Poozeum Facebook page, and Poozeum Instagram page. George will also donate specimens to educators and museums, give coprolite presentations, and loan his valuable collection to museums for exhibition.


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Nice thread... a good laugh
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MEET BARNUM, THE T. REX POOP - THE WORLD'S LARGEST COPROLITE

... This Canadian turd was recognized as the “world’s largest
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... opportunity to see one of the rarest and most thought-provoking ...

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5 star shit right there

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He's gotta be a hybrid florida man. [link to images.indianexpress.com (secure)]
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This shit intrigues me.
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One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing).

In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall."
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And then there's the penis museum in Sweden.

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One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing).

In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall."
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One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing).

In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall."
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Conventional wisdom is that no man can ever experience the pain of childbirth. If it's worse than the pain from a 10 day MRE shit, I respect women even more.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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One of the pleasures of serving your country is the food; especially MREs. Those things fill you up while simultaneously backing you up. After about 7-10 days, you have to dig a cathole to bury your results. And you have to dig deep, because you know it's going to be a big one (those things can destroy indoor plumbing).

In 10,000 years, some archeologist digging in what was once the backwoods of Louisiana will unearth one of those things. At the archeologist convention when he presents his findings, he will report that "based on the size of the sample, we can conclude that human beings of that era were at least 12 feet tall."
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Conventional wisdom is that no man can ever experience the pain of childbirth. If it's worse than the pain from a 10 day MRE shit, I respect women even more.
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my folks' backyard must be the equivalent of ancient Rome then.
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A close encounter of the 'turd' kind.
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I wonder if they have any frass displays





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