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NIKE: Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters

 
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NIKE: Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters
Nike Releases "Loot Force One" Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters

BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.

The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also coincidentally get some free stuff.

"We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice," said a Nike representative. "To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents."

Nike has asked looters, though, to respect Nike stores while wearing the Loot Force Ones. "Please don't steal our shoes while you loot -- let's just say you should 'target' other major corporations."


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epiclol
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Only Nike
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does it come in bulletproof kevlar?
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does it come in bulletproof kevlar?
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Pshh … It's made out of kevlar
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I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson
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Thanks for the laugh. hf
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Re: NIKE: Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters
Nike Releases "Loot Force One" Commemorative Shoe To Honor Looters

BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.

The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also coincidentally get some free stuff.

"We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice," said a Nike representative. "To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents."

Nike has asked looters, though, to respect Nike stores while wearing the Loot Force Ones. "Please don't steal our shoes while you loot -- let's just say you should 'target' other major corporations."


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d3a

we already boycotted them few years ago
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Way too comical! Only DS nuckleheads wear Nikes anymore! Cheaply Made in China by slave Labor. Patriots Boycott!

Their next shoe should be a Wuhan Flu Shoe! LOL Bye, Bye Nike!

Bye Bye! No more people who actually choose to pay for your shoes! But thugs & paid protesters can steal them!
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Way too comical! Only DS nuckleheads wear Nikes anymore! Cheaply Made in China by slave Labor. Patriots Boycott!

Their next shoe should be a Wuhan Flu Shoe! LOL Bye, Bye Nike!

Bye Bye! No more people who actually choose to pay for your shoes! But thugs & paid protesters can steal them!
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Are there any good athletic shoes that are manufactured by a company that isn’t all up in social justice causes and all the garbage associated with that?
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But what I wonder is, are they all doing this? Addidas, UnderArmor, Saucony, Puma, Reebok, New Balance, etc? Is it possible to buy a good pair of athletic shoes and not be supporting all this SJW idiocy or are they all doing it to one degree or another?





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