If UFOS showed up all over the world today, what would you do first!?

Get a different job, ffs.

Get naked...

I hope it's the green women in Star Trek!

1-starred.

Lend my cell, so ET can phone home.

why?

Find the face, and shoot it.

get a ticket off this planet

Thank Trump

to be perfectly honest, every time I log onto GLP in the morning, I'm always wishing I'll see Superpinned UFO threads like "UFO hovering over (city name here) and pinned UFO subjects a page long.

That would be my favorite doom. to be honest again I'd probably have ejaculated in my shorts if I saw that.

That's just perfect doom.

Boom

Shit my pant's probably. I would assume they are attacking if they show up in large numbers first , without some kind of prior communications.

Thank them for changing the news cycle.

Call hillary and have them all arkancided! Lol They ain't seen anything in the universe like that crazy bitch!

wait ,

I would thank God that something happened.

ask them do they have money and have to work like us humans

I would loudly voice the warnings they gave me in 2014 and wrote in my book. I would feel vindicated and it would be glorious...

Just another day .

Make sure not to watch towards them, would close the eyes and wait, if you don't stare at them, they can do no harm, they are holograms, they work with the mind, by watching them, your eyes takes the signal that transmits it in some places that everything seems real, even the pain.

The only weapon against UFO's when and if they appear, would be to not stare at them at all. Put headphones, listen to music, watch downloaded movies, just do not stare at them.

Same exists with God holographic processing with sound as well, do not stare at them, if they come near you, close your eyes.

if you do the mistake and even have a glimpse on them, the mind already got hacked.

In true conservitave fashion, I would paint a sign on my roof that reads,. "Earth is FULL".

Then they cant visit because of covid duh XD

I'd try snare one in a net, haul it back home and fingerbang it.

You probe me I probe you, payback for '93 motherfucker.

Can they visit nursing homes?

Pfft -


Depends on the human.

Most likely what people think are extraterrestrials are in fact interdimensional demons.

You cannot bargain with a demon and win.