My wife keeps using my toothbrush

me!

i'm just some random code..

take no notice

of the name steve

yes .. i am not connected to the gentically engineered beast yet he resides in my neural net.. not by invite

Buy her one?

When women are really pissed off and ready to call the relationship off they use their partners toothbrush to clean the pan also they put traces of dog excrement in their food !!!
Three separate women have told me this , it’s bizarre behaviour but I fear that it’s true .

Are you 12?

She's using it as a diddloe. Yes, diddloe.

Unless she's a real beast, all you need to disinfect is the handle.