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My wife keeps using my toothbrush

 
Teeth
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07/04/2020 10:41 PM
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My wife keeps using my toothbrush
It's damn annoying and unhygienic. She has her own but prefers mine. What should I do?
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 10:42 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
stick it up yer butthole
LittleMe
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07/04/2020 10:43 PM

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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
eekalert

Buy a new one and hide it from her.
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07/04/2020 10:44 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
maybe its time you did the shopping? toilet paper is back in stock i hear
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 10:55 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
you are lucky

your wife tastes far better
Icey

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07/04/2020 10:56 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
Like you don't share your microbiomes already.
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07/04/2020 10:56 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
when this marry?

did thoust not make affirmation first?

meh.. all the best toothbrushes marry first
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07/04/2020 10:56 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
i share mine
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 10:58 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
what about the shaving thing.. she use that too?

if so

more luck
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07/04/2020 11:02 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
maybe scared here too?
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 11:04 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
What would a Muslim do?
Butch DeFeo

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07/04/2020 11:04 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
She could pass periodontal infections to you that you don't already have. YUCK
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07/04/2020 11:05 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
Give it to her and buy a new one for yourself - that’s $2

Then tell her you use it to clean between your toes sometimes and didn’t want her to know
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07/04/2020 11:06 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
What would a Muslim do?
 Quoting: BFD


you know nothing...

baiting.

pfft

fireworks bs

the muslim woman beater hit his head on the floor every day many times.. big bruise..

you do not marry head banger and expect nice yes?
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07/04/2020 11:07 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
i will take every infection she can offer.. they are smell nice
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07/04/2020 11:07 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
She could pass periodontal infections to you that you don't already have. YUCK
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


You can even get YOUR OWN GERMS - colds - strep - flu- fungus

I soak my toothbrush in peroxide every time I am sick - or at least a couple times a month
Doctor Manhattan

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07/04/2020 11:08 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
It's damn annoying and unhygienic. She has her own but prefers mine. What should I do?
 Quoting: Teeth 78582744


Buy a 10 inch dildo for yourself, you'll forget about the toothbrush with that attitude.

Last Edited by The Holy Spirit on 07/04/2020 11:09 PM
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07/04/2020 11:10 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
you are blessed and you see only the curse!

pfft

she shares her biology with you and you shit pants?

pffttt
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07/04/2020 11:13 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
knock out the thieving whore's teeth or bush your teeth with her tampons, placing them back when you finish.

there can be only one.
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07/04/2020 11:14 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
Buy another one and hide

Buy several and give them to her
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07/04/2020 11:16 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
knock out the thieving whore's teeth or bush your teeth with her tampons, placing them back when you finish.

there can be only one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79110023


Found the Muslim!
Miss Bunny Swan

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07/04/2020 11:16 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
bsflag

Op doesn’t even have a wife
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07/04/2020 11:16 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
Buy another one and hide

Buy several and give them to her
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78090305


why does he need to hide?
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 11:19 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
Maybe its an accident? If you have colors that are similar, it's likely she doesn't see color the same way you do. Happened to me once. I was as disgusted as my bf. From then on I bought distinctly different colored toothbrushes and started taking mine into my own room.
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07/04/2020 11:19 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
i find you a fucking muslim you freak!

i have good friends who bang their heads.. they fuck you up good.. think pfft. nothing

i can go to afghanistan.. i have frioends. you fucking know nothing and say oh hey .. i say you come with me.. i show you landrover and 20 foot of rope
TlvmmCpoft

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07/04/2020 11:21 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
She could pass periodontal infections to you that you don't already have. YUCK
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


You can even get YOUR OWN GERMS - colds - strep - flu- fungus

I soak my toothbrush in peroxide every time I am sick - or at least a couple times a month
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77845298


I rinse mine with mouthwash.
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07/04/2020 11:21 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
i was invited to afghanistan before you were born

i have friends...

you say peace.. then i say .. peace knows me... you know nothing

i have friend who consider rocket launcher things as toys

pfft

fuck nothing!
talk shit thinking big army thing!

pfft
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2020 11:22 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
mouthwash is poison dumb fucks!

read history of mouth wash

consider the self stupid for purchase
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07/04/2020 11:22 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
knock out the thieving whore's teeth or bush your teeth with her tampons, placing them back when you finish.

there can be only one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79110023


Found the Muslim!
 Quoting: BFD


ALLAH want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Miss Bunny Swan

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07/04/2020 11:23 PM
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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
mouthwash is poison dumb fucks!

read history of mouth wash

consider the self stupid for purchase
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79108875


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last one
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07/04/2020 11:27 PM

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Re: My wife keeps using my toothbrush
I assume it's an ELECTRIC toothbrush?

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