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Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned

 
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Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Have you ever seen old master paintings Jesus with a snapon tool box?
Or his hammer and nails utility belt?
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Whatever he built I'm sure Obama would have reminded him that he did not build it.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
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He built a kingdom of believers. Still going strong more than 2000 years after His death and Resurrection.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
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Christianity?
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Coffins
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
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No, he wasn't obama
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
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How could someone that never existed build anything.

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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78960775


How could someone that never existed build anything.

God exists, jewsus is fake news
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Exactly! He was a carpenter but --no tools. Didnt teach to build a house or a chair and table. He drifted around telling bullshit stories. He knew peope are gullible and he charmed them.
What a maroon.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Symbolic for a builder of the temple with no walls.

Jesus was a “carpenter”, like today’s initiates are “masons”. Neither are literal. They’re symbols for plying their “craft”.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He was a bum.
Walked around all day in sandals
loose fitting robe rode donkeys. What did he ever build?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78960775


How could someone that never existed build anything.

God exists, jewsus is fake news
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71997996


Exactly! He was a carpenter but --no tools. Didnt teach to build a house or a chair and table. He drifted around telling bullshit stories. He knew peope are gullible and he charmed them.
What a maroon.
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OP = jihad
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Whatever he built I'm sure Obama would have reminded him that he did not build it.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Have you ever seen old master paintings Jesus with a snapon tool box?
Or his hammer and nails utility belt?
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Can you imagine owning an original Jesus dining room set?

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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Heysoose built living room furniture out of his garage. He had a Black & Decker setup in there.
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and there were 3 wise men they brought 3 gifts and rode three donkeys. You believe what you want to believe 5a
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
He had the Holy Hammer and the Almighty Chisel.
You should see Him try to make a dove tail joint.
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Re: Jesus the carpenter noone ever mentioned what tools he owned
Wonder if He ever made any wooden crosses and sold them to the Roman government?
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I heard he had a Skillsaw and a Vaughan hammer.
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He had beaver teeth. Everyone knows that.





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