I sneezed into mask three time today in the crowded market

Sneeze is a nose orgasm

You threw that one out, yeah?

You also shit yourself 3 times in the process

Your underwear works

Congratulations

:Optard:

I vomited in my mask because someone shit in their underwear and I still smelled the poop.

THEY! The medical experts are telling is that, YES, some masks don't work.

No one says bless you anymore, they say fuck you

haha

that was a joke

i was first in line at the deli counter waiting on my sandwich, when an immediate sneeze overtook me and landed gooily in my mask. It happened so fast I couldn't sneeze into my armpit. It was one of the most embarassing things to happen to me. If you pull off the mask, well, let's just say it was damp in there. If you leave it on, you're like "man who fart in church...sit in own pew!"

I wanted to run out of the store but my sandwich was being made. I waited. The manager hustled over to the cash register to speed my way! What fun!

Why are you sneezing? Are you sick? If you are, you shouldn't be out in public.

pooping is a butt orgasm

In 2 weeks, entire supermarket is dead.

not as good as putting your arm over your mouth dicksucking retard

people don't put their arm over their face anymore, which worked 100 times better, they sneeze like some slob into their filthy mask

. . and you are still alive???

I just lick em clean

Do your own research and find out what is the truth.

I've been around countless people who have sneezed near me since the pandemic began, a stranger at the beach, a family friend, a relative, a kid.

I have yet to get sick. Not saying it couldn't happen, but sometimes sneezes are just completely unrelated to viral illness.

Oh great, just another reason all the toilet paper is going to start disappearing again... you sneeze and everybody's going to shiting themself